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re: To people who stand up to wipe their arse after a dump...
Posted on 1/29/24 at 9:21 am to sidewalkside
Posted on 1/29/24 at 9:21 am to sidewalkside
I do kind of a crouch move. I just can’t bring myself to sit down and wipe from back to front. I don’t want shite residue on my taint and balls.
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Posted on 1/29/24 at 9:22 am to sidewalkside
I wipe front to back... So I kinda stand up, bend over, and wipe. Pretty simple
Posted on 1/29/24 at 9:23 am to sidewalkside
Legit question: how do you wipe your arse sitting down? I don’t see how it’s possible. You would at least have to hover a bit to get your arm underneath you. I’d rather not have to work that hard.
Posted on 1/29/24 at 9:23 am to tigersownall
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I do kind of a crouch move. I just can’t bring myself to sit down and wipe from back to front. I don’t want shite residue on my taint and balls.
Posted on 1/29/24 at 9:24 am to sidewalkside
So you can dig in deep and clean that sphincter...
Posted on 1/29/24 at 9:25 am to sidewalkside
Want to come clean it for me?
Posted on 1/29/24 at 9:26 am to sidewalkside
I wonder if the uv/dv are reflective of the crassness of the post versus opinions on the issue raised?
Posted on 1/29/24 at 9:27 am to tigersownall
quote:With that crouch/scoot, you risk pinching a pebble onto your britches, fyi.
I do kind of a crouch move. I just can’t bring myself to sit down and wipe from back to front. I don’t want shite residue on my taint and balls.
Posted on 1/29/24 at 9:31 am to sidewalkside
standing is weird... I simply scoot
Posted on 1/29/24 at 9:31 am to sidewalkside
Way I was raised and have always done it. I think I was about 25 before I realized it wasn’t a normal thing.
Posted on 1/29/24 at 9:32 am to sidewalkside
Doesn't matter if you sit or stand to wipe your arse, your arse is still gross after wiping your butt mudd with dry toilet paper.
Get a bidet you animal.
All my home toilets have one, and when i'm out of town I travel with my portable battery powered bidet.
I honestly don't understand how anyone can continue to take shits without a bidet in todays world. It's disgusting.
Get a bidet you animal.
All my home toilets have one, and when i'm out of town I travel with my portable battery powered bidet.
I honestly don't understand how anyone can continue to take shits without a bidet in todays world. It's disgusting.
Posted on 1/29/24 at 9:32 am to tigersownall
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I don’t want shite residue on my taint and balls.
Right. I always thought part of the genius of the anatomy of the butt was that the crack was a kind of buffer zone for wiping errors.
Posted on 1/29/24 at 9:34 am to TeddyPadillac
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I honestly don't understand how anyone can continue to take shits without a bidet in todays world. It's disgusting.
I'm not sure I'm comfortable with water being sprayed into/onto my butthole
Posted on 1/29/24 at 9:34 am to sidewalkside
Help me understand how such a question even entered your mind.
Posted on 1/29/24 at 9:34 am to sidewalkside
You guys wipe? 
Posted on 1/29/24 at 9:35 am to sidewalkside
The real question is "Front to back, front to back, or a combo to hit all angles?"
Posted on 1/29/24 at 9:35 am to sidewalkside
1/2 squat bro.
Posted on 1/29/24 at 9:36 am to LSUfanNkaty
quote:
I'm not sure I'm comfortable with water being sprayed into/onto my butthole
It feels great actually
Posted on 1/29/24 at 9:36 am to LSUfanNkaty
quote:
I'm not sure I'm comfortable with water being sprayed into/onto my butthole
Brother, you ain't livin'. It will change your life (not to mention your TP usage).
Wash, wiggle, wipe. Sometimes as little as 3 squares and you'll have an arse clean enough to eat off of.
This post was edited on 1/29/24 at 9:37 am
Posted on 1/29/24 at 9:42 am to TheWalrus
quote:
Way I was raised and have always done it. I think I was about 25 before I realized it wasn’t a normal thing.
I think it is a normal thing. Don’t let yourself be wipe-shamed.
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