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Kingwood's Swamp Donkey Crawfish owner arrested for sexually assaulting underage employee
Posted on 1/15/24 at 9:25 am
Posted on 1/15/24 at 9:25 am
BAW IS frickED... apparently there are several others coming forward.
Sexual assult with an object against a minor
Sexual assult with an object against a minor
quote:
She told deputies she wanted beer for her and her boyfriend to share, but Starks bought it for her since she wasn't old enough.
When the two returned to the restaurant after buying alcohol, authorities said Starks assaulted the woman in the car before she could get out.
Deputies then said the woman hid inside the restaurant's bathroom for 10 minutes when Starks barged in. She ran out, but he followed and assaulted her once more in the car before she managed to drive away.
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Posted on 1/15/24 at 9:29 am to HoustonGumbeauxGuy
He posts here
Posted on 1/15/24 at 9:31 am to HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Yeah, yeah, yeah…but what’s the price of crawfish??
Posted on 1/15/24 at 9:34 am to HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Where were the swamp donkey crawfish owners like this when I was that age!?
/s
/s
Posted on 1/15/24 at 9:35 am to HoustonGumbeauxGuy
According to article she was 20. Or 18 2 years ago
This post was edited on 1/15/24 at 9:36 am
Posted on 1/15/24 at 9:35 am to HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Dude sounds like a sleezebag, but where did the minor bit come from? Report lists her as 20yo. She’s only mentioned as “underage” in the context of him buying her beer.
Posted on 1/15/24 at 9:39 am to HoustonGumbeauxGuy
damn that dude is one sick mofo
Posted on 1/15/24 at 9:39 am to HoustonGumbeauxGuy
quote:
she was crying and trying to clean the crawfish seasoning from her vagina.
Gotta say this is a first for me. Never heard that one before.
Posted on 1/15/24 at 9:42 am to HoustonGumbeauxGuy
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Swamp Donkey
This post was edited on 1/15/24 at 9:44 am
Posted on 1/15/24 at 9:42 am to HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Baw is about to be on the receiving end of some swamp donkey.
Posted on 1/15/24 at 9:44 am to HoustonGumbeauxGuy
he doesnt seem like a smart criminal. 
Posted on 1/15/24 at 9:51 am to HoustonGumbeauxGuy
When the Kardashians read about this, they will launch Kourtney’s Kooter Seasoning.
Posted on 1/15/24 at 10:40 am to HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Damn. Fingering her with crawfish seasons hands is bad. That shite will burn for hours (pro tip: so does getting head after eating crawfish…would not recommend).
But talk about adding insult to injury. Poor girl.
But talk about adding insult to injury. Poor girl.
Posted on 1/15/24 at 10:49 am to HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Berg
What’s the scoop on this?
What’s the scoop on this?
Posted on 1/15/24 at 11:17 am to HoustonGumbeauxGuy
I bought crawfish from this baw multiple times. My friend was telling me that this isn’t new for him. Apparently has been a piece of shite forever.
Posted on 1/15/24 at 11:22 am to HoustonGumbeauxGuy
What's the $700 for? That part seems out of place.
Posted on 1/15/24 at 11:23 am to HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Man! What is the price of crawfish doing to people?
Posted on 1/16/24 at 6:35 pm to HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Anyone Louisiana baw that has hooked up with a chick after the boil knows the seasoning on the fingers bit is real. Doesn’t take much residue.
Posted on 1/16/24 at 6:36 pm to HoustonGumbeauxGuy
If he is a Texican, he’s guilty.
Need pics of chic to determine if she is guilty of anything too.
Need pics of chic to determine if she is guilty of anything too.
Posted on 1/17/24 at 3:30 pm to HoustonGumbeauxGuy
quote:
M.S. said the Defendant told her "I'm just trying to get you ready for your boyfriend".
lol
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