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Christmas Vacation thread
Posted on 12/24/23 at 12:05 pm
Posted on 12/24/23 at 12:05 pm
250 strands of light. 100 individual bulbs per strand for a grand total of 25,000 imported Italian twinkle lights.


Posted on 12/24/23 at 12:08 pm to Pisco
They’re not twinkling.
This post was edited on 12/24/23 at 12:09 pm
Posted on 12/24/23 at 12:13 pm to Scruffy
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They’re not twinkling.
Bend over and I’ll show you.
Posted on 12/24/23 at 12:14 pm to Pisco
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“Hey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here...with a big ribbon on his head! And I want to look him straight in the eye, and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-assed, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed, sack of monkey shite he is! Hallelujah! Holy shite! Where's the Tylenol?”
Posted on 12/24/23 at 12:16 pm to CaptainsWafer
I wasn’t talking to you.


This post was edited on 12/24/23 at 12:18 pm
Posted on 12/24/23 at 12:17 pm to Scruffy
So does my washing machine.
Posted on 12/24/23 at 12:17 pm to Scruffy
why is the carpet wet TODD?
Posted on 12/24/23 at 12:26 pm to TrapperJohn
My 3 month old boy is wearing a onesie that says “shitters full”
Posted on 12/24/23 at 12:31 pm to Pisco
Audrey: I don’t want people driving by and seeing me standing in my pajamas .
Art: If they know your dad, they won’t think anything of it.
Art: If they know your dad, they won’t think anything of it.
Posted on 12/24/23 at 12:32 pm to deltaland
The gift that keeps on giving year round Clark.
Posted on 12/24/23 at 12:37 pm to Nutriaitch
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why is the carpet wet TODD?
Well I don’t KNOW, Margot!
Posted on 12/24/23 at 1:35 pm to Scruffy
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wasn’t talking to you.
Love that line

Posted on 12/24/23 at 1:37 pm to CaptainsWafer
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Bend over and I’ll show you.

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