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Whats the difference between a priest and Woody from Toy Story?

Posted on 12/17/23 at 10:43 pm
Posted by OWLFAN86
The OT has made me richer
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Posted on 12/17/23 at 10:43 pm
Woody goes limp when a boy enters the room


Doritos CoolRanch and Ginger Ale
This post was edited on 1/17/24 at 10:20 pm
Posted by Pandy Fackler
Member since Jun 2018
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Posted on 12/17/23 at 10:46 pm to
What were Davey Crockett's last words at the Alamo?





What are all these landscapers doing here?

Jalapeño ranch Pretzel sticks and a bottle of water.
Posted by Zoroaster
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Posted on 12/17/23 at 10:49 pm to
lemon pepper wangz and miller lite

Posted by OWLFAN86
The OT has made me richer
Member since Jun 2004
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Posted on 12/17/23 at 10:53 pm to
Whats the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods

Santa knew to stop at 3 Ho's
This post was edited on 12/17/23 at 10:57 pm
Posted by Pandy Fackler
Member since Jun 2018
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Posted on 12/17/23 at 11:00 pm to
A Priest and a Rabbi are walking along a sidewalk. An 8 year old boy crosses the street. The Priest says Hey, let's go frick that kid. The Rabbi says frick him out of what?
Posted by Zoroaster
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Posted on 12/17/23 at 11:06 pm to
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Posted by Giantkiller
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Posted on 12/17/23 at 11:58 pm to
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A Priest and a Rabbi are walking along a sidewalk. An 8 year old boy crosses the street. The Priest says Hey, let's go frick that kid. The Rabbi says frick him out of what?
One of my best friends who happens to be Jewish first told me that joke. It was one of the hardest laughs I had in a good while.
Posted by Ghost of Colby
Alberta, overlooking B.C.
Member since Jan 2009
11281 posts
Posted on 12/18/23 at 2:06 am to
A priest and rabbi are walking to visit an orphanage. They turn the corner and notice flames and smoke billowing from all sides of the building.

Priest: “What should we do? Should we go try to help the kids?”

Rabbi: “Aww, frick those kids.”

Priest: “Ummm, do you think we’ll have time?”
Posted by Lou the Jew from LSU
Member since Oct 2006
4713 posts
Posted on 12/18/23 at 7:08 am to
quote:

A Priest and a Rabbi are walking along a sidewalk. An 8 year old boy crosses the street. The Priest says Hey, let's go frick that kid. The Rabbi says frick him out of what? One of my best friends who happens to be Jewish first told me that joke. It was one of the hardest laughs I had in a good while.


I laughed.
Posted by The Mick
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Posted on 12/18/23 at 7:15 am to
What type of movies do pirates like?




Rated arrr
Posted by TigahTeeth
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Posted on 12/18/23 at 7:18 am to
A Jewish man’s son asked if he can borrow $15, to which Jew father replied: “$10?! What do you need $5 for?!”
Posted by Auburn80
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7552 posts
Posted on 12/18/23 at 7:41 am to
A Baptist, a Priest, and a Rabbit enter a bar. The Rabbit tells the bartender “I think I’m a typo”.
Posted by Bastiat
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Posted on 1/17/24 at 7:50 pm to
The way a Mexican told me the punch line was... Are we pouring concrete today?
Posted by everytrueson
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Posted on 1/17/24 at 9:06 pm to


And funny
Posted by McLemore
Member since Dec 2003
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Posted on 1/17/24 at 9:43 pm to
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Woody goes limp when a boy enters the room


To be clear, we’re talking the animated character and not the person who plays his voice.

Oh and almond crackers and Kirkland Coastal English cheddar.
This post was edited on 1/17/24 at 9:46 pm
Posted by CobraCommander83
Member since Feb 2017
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Posted on 1/17/24 at 9:51 pm to
What is the best part of a prostitute dying on you? Second hour is free.

What is the difference between a joke and three dicks? Your mom can’t take a joke.
Posted by OWLFAN86
The OT has made me richer
Member since Jun 2004
176090 posts
Posted on 1/17/24 at 9:55 pm to
pity bump by a jabrone with 4 posts

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Posted by James11111
Walnut Creek
Member since Jul 2020
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Posted on 1/17/24 at 10:03 pm to
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Doritos CoolRanch and Ginger Ale


That doesn't sound very healthy.
Posted by GeorgeTheGreek
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Member since Mar 2008
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Posted on 1/17/24 at 10:05 pm to
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What is the difference between a joke and three dicks? Your mom can’t take a joke.


I laughed too hard at this.




What do you call a dog that can do magic?



A labracadabradore
Posted by OWLFAN86
The OT has made me richer
Member since Jun 2004
176090 posts
Posted on 1/17/24 at 10:14 pm to
im not gonna eat healthy just to live another few years in a dying body
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