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Posted on 11/24/23 at 7:29 pm to LouisianaLady
quote:which one of us do you like better?
Geez dude I always liked you. This is bizarre discovery.
Posted on 11/24/23 at 7:52 pm to GreatLakesTiger24
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says the grown man who was obese and living in his car not that long ago
This makes his behavior about his dog make a lot more sense
Posted on 11/24/23 at 9:01 pm to pioneerbasketball
My aunts first husband (she’s on #5 at this point) is still close with his ex Mother-in-law and was tasked with driving her to our house for Thanksgiving (his kids were coming to my parents house, as their mom, his ex lives out of town, they were married for 15 years it’s not really weird to have him around).
He’s a good guy but a mess, constantly switching jobs, been to rehab etc. lovable loser type.
We sit down for dinner, I’m going around the table pouring red wine for everyone and ask him if he wants a glass, he says sure. His ex-MIL immediately snaps “you know you can’t drink”. He responds “yeah I went to rehab, the first thing they tell you is you don’t have to obtain, you just have to learn to moderate, I have glass of wine every now and then to stay normal”
At this point, I know it’s going to be good.
For the next hour + he proceeds to tell us about his online girlfriend he met in Gana on plentyoffish.com (she’s in her twenties - if she even exists) how they are going to get married he’s going to get her into college in the states for free, bc he’s a janitor at a private college and spouses go for free. She’s going to take care of him in his old age. Etc etc etc. He even starts showibv us half nude pictures of some supposed women in Gana.
The best part was my mom was sick so didn’t eat with us so me and brothers were able to egg him on the whole time - my dad was just laughing and shaking is head. By far my most memorable thanksgiving meal.
He’s a good guy but a mess, constantly switching jobs, been to rehab etc. lovable loser type.
We sit down for dinner, I’m going around the table pouring red wine for everyone and ask him if he wants a glass, he says sure. His ex-MIL immediately snaps “you know you can’t drink”. He responds “yeah I went to rehab, the first thing they tell you is you don’t have to obtain, you just have to learn to moderate, I have glass of wine every now and then to stay normal”
At this point, I know it’s going to be good.
For the next hour + he proceeds to tell us about his online girlfriend he met in Gana on plentyoffish.com (she’s in her twenties - if she even exists) how they are going to get married he’s going to get her into college in the states for free, bc he’s a janitor at a private college and spouses go for free. She’s going to take care of him in his old age. Etc etc etc. He even starts showibv us half nude pictures of some supposed women in Gana.
The best part was my mom was sick so didn’t eat with us so me and brothers were able to egg him on the whole time - my dad was just laughing and shaking is head. By far my most memorable thanksgiving meal.
This post was edited on 11/24/23 at 9:06 pm
Posted on 11/24/23 at 9:16 pm to ChampGolds
quote:We need pics of the ceiling baw. Would be epic
Couple minutes go by then all of a sudden my sister runs out the room starts cussing screaming at said nephew who has fallen through the ceiling over the island in the kitchen. At this point we all stop playing run to the kitchen to see what happened. Sure as shite there’s about a 4x4 hole with insulation hanging out the ceiling
Posted on 11/24/23 at 9:20 pm to whodatigahbait
quote:
My aunts first husband (she’s on #5 at this point) is still close with his ex Mother-in-law and was tasked with driving her to our house for Thanksgiving
Ok we know this is going to be fricked up but good
Posted on 11/24/23 at 9:28 pm to whodatigahbait
quote:thats gotta give u an std,, even over the phone
online girlfriend he met in Gana on plentyoffish.com
its how Glenn Frye died
This post was edited on 11/24/23 at 9:45 pm
Posted on 11/24/23 at 9:28 pm to QJenk
quote:Honorary Alabama citizenship
This was his story, "Well, I've jacked off to my sister before".
[ENABLED] denied
Posted on 11/24/23 at 9:39 pm to whodatigahbait
quote:
Gana
NOLA's sister city is Ghana. Show some spec.
Posted on 11/24/23 at 9:46 pm to ChenierauTigre
We always had a great and peaceful time in Mexico.
—You could be the first to go back
—You could be the first to go back
Posted on 11/24/23 at 11:11 pm to MasterDigger
quote:
So you stuffed that turkey?
30 seconds of hard work
Posted on 11/25/23 at 5:33 am to Odysseus32
quote:
have a corporate position with a F100
Subtle “fry manager at McDonalds” brag
Posted on 11/25/23 at 7:23 am to DalenSA
Let me see if I can figure out how to do that. Standby
Posted on 11/25/23 at 7:50 am to DalenSA
This post was edited on 11/25/23 at 8:00 am
Posted on 11/25/23 at 7:54 am to Odysseus32
quote:why would i not when you're constantly posting dumb shite like this?
Says the guy who brings this up every time they disagree with me on anything.
quote:
As far as this goes, sure, I suppose. I don't take offense when people from Louisiana call me weird. Typically means I'm on the right track.
quote:we're well aware
not that I need to explain myself to you, am incredibly proud of myself.
Posted on 11/25/23 at 8:43 am to ChampGolds
Did the kid hit the floor? Is he okay?
Posted on 11/25/23 at 8:46 am to CobraCommander83
quote:
Unfortunately it’s over. We took some time apart for a few weeks before she finally told me she wants a divorce. I tried everything during that time to show that I’m trying and working in it. I got some of the things done and was starting to work on fixing some of the other things. We had this issue last year and things was getting better or at least I thought it was. I got complacent at some point and it looks like it has cost me.
Hold your head up sir.
Your wife is vastly overestimating her worth. Divorced (or never married) middle-aged women are plentiful. Men who want to provide for their family are unicorns.
YOU are the commodity. SHE is a dime a dozen.
Posted on 11/25/23 at 8:57 am to whodatigahbait
quote:
The best part was my mom was sick so didn’t eat with us so me and brothers were able to egg him on the whole time - my dad was just laughing and shaking is head. By far my most memorable thanksgiving meal.
You are going to have to update this story ….I’m pulling for the lovable loser but i feel we all know how this ends! Hopefully he gets at least one good romp for his time
Posted on 11/25/23 at 9:17 am to ChampGolds
Looks like the kitchen was due for some updates anyway
But hope the kid is okay, that’s pretty funny. My mom did that once thinking she could walk rafters.
But hope the kid is okay, that’s pretty funny. My mom did that once thinking she could walk rafters.
Posted on 11/25/23 at 9:19 am to imjustafatkid
No he never went all the way through. Even if he did, kid is a tank would not have hurt him
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