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LSU/Bama Sayings Needed

Posted on 11/2/23 at 3:17 pm
Posted by TwoTimeTiger94
Member since Sep 2023
2 posts
Posted on 11/2/23 at 3:17 pm
We have a quote board at the office and I am in charge of the board on Fridays.

Need something funny and fitting for Bama vs LSU this weekend to kick it off.

If you couldn't tell I'm the football fan in the office.
Posted by 0x15E
Outer Space
Member since Sep 2020
14735 posts
Posted on 11/2/23 at 3:22 pm to
“If you bring a condom to a family reunion, you might be an Alabama Fan.”
Posted by deathvalleyfreak43
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2008
14243 posts
Posted on 11/2/23 at 3:25 pm to
“He stuck a finger in my booty hole”

Posted by lsufan_26
Member since Feb 2004
12559 posts
Posted on 11/2/23 at 3:33 pm to
RTWFU
Posted by Nix to Twillie
Houston, TX
Member since Jan 2015
19860 posts
Posted on 11/2/23 at 3:37 pm to
"Pound cake is Alabama. Ooey gooey butter is LSU."

--Booger McFarland.
Posted by redneck
Los Suenos, Costa Rica
Member since Dec 2003
54156 posts
Posted on 11/2/23 at 3:40 pm to
reverse cowgirl is frowned upon in Alabama as you are not suppose to turn your back on family
Posted by Quatrepot
Member since Jun 2023
4154 posts
Posted on 11/2/23 at 3:43 pm to
quote:

If you couldn't tell I'm the football fan in the office.
A real fan wouldn’t hafta ask this.
Posted by SUB
Silver Tier TD Premium
Member since Jan 2009
24645 posts
Posted on 11/2/23 at 3:47 pm to
Rip rip rip
rap rap rap
Alabama women got the
Posted by Geauxldninja
Member since May 2018
2436 posts
Posted on 11/2/23 at 3:47 pm to
"STTDB"
Posted by OJsLifeCoach
NYC
Member since Aug 2023
2830 posts
Posted on 11/2/23 at 3:48 pm to
quote:

reverse cowgirl is frowned upon in Alabama as you are not suppose to turn your back on family


All in the Family wasn't just a TV show. It's also the Alabama state motto.
Posted by lsufan_26
Member since Feb 2004
12559 posts
Posted on 11/2/23 at 3:52 pm to
What do Alabama dating sites and Olive Garden have in common?

"When you're here, you're family"
Posted by Jack Crevalle
USVI
Member since Aug 2018
8530 posts
Posted on 11/2/23 at 4:00 pm to
Posted by 60tiger
Rolling Fork
Member since Aug 2009
131 posts
Posted on 11/2/23 at 4:56 pm to
I would rather wipe my arse with a pine cone than be a Bama fan!
Posted by The LGBM
Member since Jul 2017
773 posts
Posted on 11/2/23 at 5:19 pm to
Fold Tide Fold!
Posted by Bryno1960
Off River Road
Member since Aug 2013
3243 posts
Posted on 11/2/23 at 6:17 pm to
If your truck has more A’s than you made in school, you’re probably an Alabama fan.

Roll Tide Roll, around the bowl and down the hole, foll tide roll…FLUSH!!!
Posted by roux
Tiger Territory
Member since Dec 2006
1633 posts
Posted on 11/2/23 at 6:19 pm to
Flima Flama
Yella Hamma
Go to Hell
Alabama
-Blind Jim (Ole Miss)
Posted by LetTheValleyShake
Marrero
Member since Mar 2006
1981 posts
Posted on 11/2/23 at 7:11 pm to
Every time I frick my sister, I yell Roll Tide.
Posted by Tiger1988
Houston
Member since May 2016
29540 posts
Posted on 11/2/23 at 7:35 pm to
What does an Alabama fan call his ex-wife? Sister.
Posted by JJYIV
Member since Oct 2008
134 posts
Posted on 11/2/23 at 8:05 pm to
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This post was edited on 11/2/23 at 8:50 pm
Posted by Herodijontiger
Myrtle Beach S.C.
Member since Apr 2021
1278 posts
Posted on 11/2/23 at 9:29 pm to
Finish him Fiinniish hiiim
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