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re: My Grandfather wants me to spread his ashes at Tiger Stadium

Posted on 10/30/23 at 10:48 am to
Posted by liquid rabbit
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Member since Mar 2006
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Posted on 10/30/23 at 10:48 am to
Take the stadium tour. When you get to the field, tell the guide it's always been a dream of yours to stand at midfield. Of course, you will have a hole in your pocket and the bag of ashes, which will conveniently fall as you walk the line.
Posted by Techdog89
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2016
874 posts
Posted on 10/30/23 at 10:50 am to
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you will have a hole in your pocket and the bag of ashes, which will conveniently fall as you walk the line.


Someone has watched "Shawshank" a few times.
Posted by BugAC
St. George
Member since Oct 2007
53036 posts
Posted on 10/30/23 at 10:51 am to
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ake the stadium tour. When you get to the field, tell the guide it's always been a dream of yours to stand at midfield. Of course, you will have a hole in your pocket and the bag of ashes, which will conveniently fall as you walk the line.




Very Shawshank.
Posted by lsusa
Doing Missionary work for LSU
Member since Oct 2005
4742 posts
Posted on 10/30/23 at 10:57 am to
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Of course, you will have a hole in your pocket and the bag of ashes, which will conveniently fall as you walk the line.


The ole Ashley-Pitt dispersal method.
Posted by lowhound
Effie
Member since Aug 2014
7635 posts
Posted on 10/30/23 at 11:00 am to
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Take the stadium tour. When you get to the field, tell the guide it's always been a dream of yours to stand at midfield. Of course, you will have a hole in your pocket and the bag of ashes, which will conveniently fall as you walk the line.


You've seen too many movies. It's not pebbles, it's ashes. They'll mostly stick to your leg if you tried that. I'm sorry, but dead Paw Paw stuck to your leg isn't a great idea.
Posted by willymeaux
Member since Mar 2012
4756 posts
Posted on 10/30/23 at 11:15 am to
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Take the stadium tour. When you get to the field, tell the guide it's always been a dream of yours to stand at midfield. Of course, you will have a hole in your pocket and the bag of ashes, which will conveniently fall as you walk the line


Or just make the trousers with the quick release bag in the great escape:

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