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Possible Solution to The Middle East Crisis
Posted on 10/14/23 at 1:23 am
Posted on 10/14/23 at 1:23 am
Two Words...Aleutian Islands
Do a little landscaping
Plant a few McDonald Restaurants
Build some modest housing and the best looking, fanciest damn Mosque you can imagine right there on the big island
Relocate the 8000 people that live there to a brand new shinny reservation in Montana, in the center of which is the sweetest Casino you have ever seen.
And there you go. Accommodations for 2.5 million pissed off Palestinians.
Encircle it with mines and have a few de-mothballed vintage ww2 destroyers patrol 24 hours a day, seven days a week.
Tear down the fence around Gaza. Plant the most beautiful botanical garden ever... with biking trails and ice cream and matzah ball stands and a museum dedicated to the fine Palestinian people who once called it home.
Sure, they will bitch at first. But we will load that place with so much American fast food and pipe in so much rap music and Satellite TV that they will be as weak as we are within two generations... and too fat for any more intifadahs
They won't believe in shite anymore. And they'll spend their weekends watching football like we do.
The best part?
Finally! We actually win a freakin war
It'll all be budget neutral. The Ukrainians will be surrendering soon, so those billions should do nicely.
The only downside is it sort of muddies up all the end time prophecies. But God will find a way.
Do a little landscaping
Plant a few McDonald Restaurants
Build some modest housing and the best looking, fanciest damn Mosque you can imagine right there on the big island
Relocate the 8000 people that live there to a brand new shinny reservation in Montana, in the center of which is the sweetest Casino you have ever seen.
And there you go. Accommodations for 2.5 million pissed off Palestinians.
Encircle it with mines and have a few de-mothballed vintage ww2 destroyers patrol 24 hours a day, seven days a week.
Tear down the fence around Gaza. Plant the most beautiful botanical garden ever... with biking trails and ice cream and matzah ball stands and a museum dedicated to the fine Palestinian people who once called it home.
Sure, they will bitch at first. But we will load that place with so much American fast food and pipe in so much rap music and Satellite TV that they will be as weak as we are within two generations... and too fat for any more intifadahs
They won't believe in shite anymore. And they'll spend their weekends watching football like we do.
The best part?
Finally! We actually win a freakin war
It'll all be budget neutral. The Ukrainians will be surrendering soon, so those billions should do nicely.
The only downside is it sort of muddies up all the end time prophecies. But God will find a way.
This post was edited on 10/14/23 at 1:45 am
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Posted on 10/14/23 at 1:28 am to RiverCityTider
You ignored me when I asked in your first Hamas apologist thread so I’ll ask again:
How many Palestinians are you willing to house? I will personally pay to relocate them to your living room. I just hit on Stanford. Let’s spend some money together.
How many Palestinians are you willing to house? I will personally pay to relocate them to your living room. I just hit on Stanford. Let’s spend some money together.
Posted on 10/14/23 at 1:37 am to RiverCityTider
that sounds perfect.. for a little while.. until they have time to build a tunnel all the way to Alaska.. then through Canada.. and into your backyard.. dudes can build some tunnels
Posted on 10/14/23 at 1:50 am to TigerOnTheMountain
Hey buddy
Not everyone is a Hamas apologist. Some just can't stand Israel and their lobby as much as ME extremists. My guess is you never met an Israeli in your life to have a point of reference as to their politics or attitudes.
Let me clue you in, they want leftism for US and conservativism for Israel.
Not everyone is a Hamas apologist. Some just can't stand Israel and their lobby as much as ME extremists. My guess is you never met an Israeli in your life to have a point of reference as to their politics or attitudes.
Let me clue you in, they want leftism for US and conservativism for Israel.
This post was edited on 10/14/23 at 1:53 am
Posted on 10/14/23 at 2:01 am to Figureitoutfboy
quote:
Not everyone is a Hamas apologist. Some just can't stand Israel and their lobby as much as ME extremists. My guess is you never met an Israeli in your life to have a point of reference as to their politics or attitudes.
someone else summed it up perfect earlier today.. i’ll paraphrase because I can’t find the quote
If Hamas put down their guns..
both could be at peace with each other
if Israel put down their guns
Israel would no longer exist
Hamas wants to kill all Jews.
That is why Hamas planned this attack for the last year or two. That is their whole reason to live on this planet.
It doesn’t matter if Israeli’s are total assholes.. if they are left or right.. white or black.. gay or not gay.. they didn’t deserve what Hamas did to them, and I’m glad they are standing up and saying no.. you can’t do that.
Not sure how anyone can argue any of that.
This post was edited on 10/14/23 at 2:05 am
Posted on 10/14/23 at 6:42 am to BigBro
How about just flatten the whole dame thing
Posted on 10/14/23 at 6:47 am to RiverCityTider
quote:
Two Words...Aleutian Islands
Do a little landscaping
Plant a few McDonald Restaurants
Build some modest housing and the best looking, fanciest damn Mosque you can imagine right there on the big island
Relocate the 8000 people that live there to a brand new shinny reservation in Montana, in the center of which is the sweetest Casino you have ever seen.
And there you go. Accommodations for 2.5 million pissed off Palestinians.
Encircle it with mines and have a few de-mothballed vintage ww2 destroyers patrol 24 hours a day, seven days a week.
Tear down the fence around Gaza. Plant the most beautiful botanical garden ever... with biking trails and ice cream and matzah ball stands and a museum dedicated to the fine Palestinian people who once called it home.
Sure, they will bitch at first. But we will load that place with so much American fast food and pipe in so much rap music and Satellite TV that they will be as weak as we are within two generations... and too fat for any more intifadahs
They won't believe in shite anymore. And they'll spend their weekends watching football like we do.
The best part?
Finally! We actually win a freakin war
It'll all be budget neutral. The Ukrainians will be surrendering soon, so those billions should do nicely.
The only downside is it sort of muddies up all the end time prophecies. But God will find a way.
Your problem is that you think that the media and the left is telling the truth when they claim that what Palestinians want is a homeland.
That's not what they want. You can read their own documents to know what they really want (they are not shy about telling you), and that's not it.
A direct quote from Hamas' first charter in 1988: "Israel will exist and will continue to exist until Islam will obliterate it, just as it obliterated others before it.”
THAT'S what Palestinians want. The obliteration of Israel.
Posted on 10/14/23 at 7:03 am to wackatimesthree
They think terrorists can be reasoned with.
Posted on 10/14/23 at 8:05 am to BigBro
I feel dumber after reading your post.
Posted on 10/14/23 at 8:07 am to dgnx6
Honestly, the best solution is Israel to annex Gaza and Lebanon.
Posted on 10/14/23 at 9:01 am to BigBro
quote:
Hamas wants to kill all Jews.
Hamas and Muslims want to kill all non Muslims. Israeli’s are just at the very top of that list.
Posted on 10/14/23 at 9:10 am to wackatimesthree
quote:
Your problem is that you think that the media and the left is telling the truth when they claim that what Palestinians want is a homeland.
Where did I say the Palestinians want to a homeland? The Egyptians won't take them. Nor the Syrians or Jordanians. And Israel won't ever kill them all.
The question is what to do with them. If you have a workable solution please share.
This post was edited on 10/14/23 at 9:12 am
Posted on 10/14/23 at 9:59 am to RiverCityTider
I actually take the Hamas approach here: we cannot coexist. One or the other must be destroyed.
Posted on 10/14/23 at 10:00 am to RiverCityTider
quote:They do not, they want the destruction of Israel and all Jews.
Palestinians want to a homeland?
Posted on 10/14/23 at 10:10 am to RiverCityTider
quote:Another would be, eliminate Israel as a country, and move the Jews to any place other than the Middle East.
Possible Solution to The Middle East Crisis
Who the frick thought, at the end of WWII, that it was a good idea in 1946 to plant millions of Jews in the middle of a bunch of goat frickers?
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