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Rent Free (A Latoya Song)
Posted on 9/27/23 at 12:18 pm
Posted on 9/27/23 at 12:18 pm
Long time OT lurker and first time poster here. A local BR musician/songwriter and friend of mine named Brandon Nicholson wrote a song to pay homage to southeast LA's favorite politician. Since she is so loved by this board I thought this would be a good place to share it. Lyrics to the song are posted below the link. He has another original song called Sportsman's Paradise that is available on Spotify and was featured as the theme song for the Meateater Duck Camp Dinners YouTube series, give him a listen
Rent Free (A Latoya Song) - Brandon Nicholson
Rent Free (A Latoya Song) - Brandon Nicholson
Cane burning time, we start losing light, when the hand hits the 5
I smell the cane that was burning today, make its way up the drive-
driveway of stone, where pavement don’t grow, and far from the big easy lights
and rich politicians and god fearing “Christian’s”, and criminals of every kind
We had a good rain, 2 inches today, many would say it was time
but not in the city where people are living, and rain makes the floodwaters rise
but don’t you be needy, or dare bother teedy, she’s having the time of her life
Down in the quarter, while placing an order for beignets rent free on your dime
It ain’t been so easy on big easy streets, while teedy is up in the air
Having a free drink on airliner seats, saving the climate elsewhere
She calls the police, to maintain the peace, as well as her love up the stairs
They say you can hear from the Pontalba suite
Teedy’s NOPD affair
Even red handed, teedy can’t stand it, to hear her all mean bullies lie
she needs security for her insecurities, and she’s got nothing to hide
except for her taxes and all them infractions, hotels and fine merchandise,
and winin' and dinin', upgraded airlinin', and living rent free on your dime
Don't only blame teedy for taking it easy, the DA forgives every crime
They were mistaken and only were taking, a jeep cherokee to survive
He may have lifted a gun and persisted, to rob a good man’s lovely wife
And three other people and three more vehicles, but should be forgiven this time
It ain’t been so easy on big easy streets, while teedy is up in the air
Having a free drink on airliner seats, saving the climate elsewhere
She calls the police, to maintain the peace, as well as her love up the stairs
They say you can hear from the Pontalba suite
Teedy’s NOPD affair
They say you can hear from the Pontalba suite
teedy’s NOPD affair
Rent Free (A Latoya Song) - Brandon Nicholson
Rent Free (A Latoya Song) - Brandon Nicholson
Cane burning time, we start losing light, when the hand hits the 5
I smell the cane that was burning today, make its way up the drive-
driveway of stone, where pavement don’t grow, and far from the big easy lights
and rich politicians and god fearing “Christian’s”, and criminals of every kind
We had a good rain, 2 inches today, many would say it was time
but not in the city where people are living, and rain makes the floodwaters rise
but don’t you be needy, or dare bother teedy, she’s having the time of her life
Down in the quarter, while placing an order for beignets rent free on your dime
It ain’t been so easy on big easy streets, while teedy is up in the air
Having a free drink on airliner seats, saving the climate elsewhere
She calls the police, to maintain the peace, as well as her love up the stairs
They say you can hear from the Pontalba suite
Teedy’s NOPD affair
Even red handed, teedy can’t stand it, to hear her all mean bullies lie
she needs security for her insecurities, and she’s got nothing to hide
except for her taxes and all them infractions, hotels and fine merchandise,
and winin' and dinin', upgraded airlinin', and living rent free on your dime
Don't only blame teedy for taking it easy, the DA forgives every crime
They were mistaken and only were taking, a jeep cherokee to survive
He may have lifted a gun and persisted, to rob a good man’s lovely wife
And three other people and three more vehicles, but should be forgiven this time
It ain’t been so easy on big easy streets, while teedy is up in the air
Having a free drink on airliner seats, saving the climate elsewhere
She calls the police, to maintain the peace, as well as her love up the stairs
They say you can hear from the Pontalba suite
Teedy’s NOPD affair
They say you can hear from the Pontalba suite
teedy’s NOPD affair
Posted on 9/27/23 at 12:59 pm to MurkDiver
quote:
MurkDiver
LSU Fan
New Orleans
Member since Sep 2023
1 post
Not so subtle self-promoting
Posted on 9/27/23 at 1:05 pm to Shexter
quote:
Not so subtle self-promoting
I feel like the guy on OT that writes the made up songs has way better lyrics than OP.
First post was kind of a waste
Posted on 9/27/23 at 1:14 pm to MurkDiver
The very first post you ever made on TD contained a self-titled link? Holy shite man, it took me a while and some trial & error just learning how to post simple pics.
Posted on 9/27/23 at 1:20 pm to MurkDiver
Unfortunately being from BR this seems a little weird. You wrote a song about another towns mayor when you have SWB who could provide plenty material.
To truly understand the level of disdain we have for Latoya you have to live here.
To truly understand the level of disdain we have for Latoya you have to live here.
Posted on 9/27/23 at 1:21 pm to MurkDiver
If you were expecting some atta-boys or praise, you sho AF don’t know where you are lol
Posted on 9/27/23 at 1:23 pm to MurkDiver
I fell asleep within 30 seconds and that fake accent, I have no idea where that is from
Posted on 9/27/23 at 1:44 pm to Swagga
quote:
Unfortunately being from BR this seems a little weird. You wrote a song about another towns mayor when you have SWB who could provide plenty material.
quote:
Rent Free
Status of the space Latoya occupies in Brandon's mind.
Posted on 9/27/23 at 1:45 pm to Saskwatch
Brandon (singer) posts on here and I guess didn't want to reveal his username so he asked me to post it for him. I can see how it looks suspicious
Posted on 9/27/23 at 1:51 pm to MurkDiver
quote:
Brandon (singer) posts on here and I guess didn't want to reveal his username so he asked me to post it for him. I can see how it looks suspicious
Good. Then he can read my comment, don’t quit your day job; that song sucked
Posted on 9/27/23 at 1:51 pm to MurkDiver
My dude...comments turned off?
You won't get shite if you can't take shite
Although if you want a Teedy Parody I did one to the tune of "Godzilla" by Blue oyster cült
Teedy destroying New Orleans so thoroughly she’ll kill Mardi Gras
To the Tune of Go Go Godzilla by Blüe Oyster Cult
Go Go Destroya
With a terrible grimace and teedious sound,
She pulls the cities remaining statues down,
Homeless people shooting into their veins,
People dodge bullets as they rain down on them,
Well she blames all the cops, shuts the Mardi Gras down,
As she wades through the potholes, To the center of town…
Oh no,
On a trip she’s got to go,
Go go Destroya, yeah,
Ain’t no, white folks anymo,
Go go Destroya,
Oh no, she says they’ve got to go,
Go go Destroya,
Oh no, Compton’s dirty Ho,
Go go Destroya
History shows us again and again,
How a city breaks down,
When you give it to Dems…
Destroya
Your buddy can have that one
You won't get shite if you can't take shite
Although if you want a Teedy Parody I did one to the tune of "Godzilla" by Blue oyster cült
Teedy destroying New Orleans so thoroughly she’ll kill Mardi Gras
To the Tune of Go Go Godzilla by Blüe Oyster Cult
Go Go Destroya
With a terrible grimace and teedious sound,
She pulls the cities remaining statues down,
Homeless people shooting into their veins,
People dodge bullets as they rain down on them,
Well she blames all the cops, shuts the Mardi Gras down,
As she wades through the potholes, To the center of town…
Oh no,
On a trip she’s got to go,
Go go Destroya, yeah,
Ain’t no, white folks anymo,
Go go Destroya,
Oh no, she says they’ve got to go,
Go go Destroya,
Oh no, Compton’s dirty Ho,
Go go Destroya
History shows us again and again,
How a city breaks down,
When you give it to Dems…
Destroya
Your buddy can have that one
This post was edited on 9/27/23 at 1:53 pm
Posted on 9/27/23 at 1:51 pm to Swagga
Eh, you don't have to be a nola resident to appreciate her level of incompetence. Latoya is pretty universally hated by everyone in the surrounding parishes that used to enjoy visiting the city
Posted on 9/27/23 at 2:10 pm to MurkDiver
quote:
Brandon (singer) posts on here and I guess didn't want to reveal his username so he asked me to post it for him. I can see how it looks suspicious
quote:
Brandon Nicholson
Intro
Went to Catholic High School
Lives in Baton Rouge, Louisiana
From Baton Rouge, Louisiana
Which one of these baws is you?
This post was edited on 9/27/23 at 2:11 pm
Posted on 9/27/23 at 2:12 pm to MurkDiver
Welcome to the OT, Brandon 
Posted on 9/28/23 at 11:09 pm to MurkDiver
quote:
Brandon (singer) posts on here and I guess didn't want to reveal his username so he asked me to post it for him. I can see how it looks suspicious
Posted on 9/28/23 at 11:21 pm to MurkDiver
Not great, but not terrible but I have a hard time believing he actually grew up in NO. She’s definitely a carpetbagging POS, if anything is still right with the world she’ll be in prison a couple years from now.
Posted on 9/29/23 at 7:24 am to MurkDiver
Being a cane man- I can say that those of us who smell cane burning where the pavement doesn’t grow couldn’t give two shites about Teedy.
Redo the intro- song is funny- but intro is totally out of context and makes no sense.
Redo the intro- song is funny- but intro is totally out of context and makes no sense.
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