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Rent Free (A Latoya Song)

Posted on 9/27/23 at 12:18 pm
Posted by MurkDiver
New Orleans
Member since Sep 2023
11 posts
Posted on 9/27/23 at 12:18 pm
Long time OT lurker and first time poster here. A local BR musician/songwriter and friend of mine named Brandon Nicholson wrote a song to pay homage to southeast LA's favorite politician. Since she is so loved by this board I thought this would be a good place to share it. Lyrics to the song are posted below the link. He has another original song called Sportsman's Paradise that is available on Spotify and was featured as the theme song for the Meateater Duck Camp Dinners YouTube series, give him a listen

Rent Free (A Latoya Song) - Brandon Nicholson

Rent Free (A Latoya Song) - Brandon Nicholson

Cane burning time, we start losing light, when the hand hits the 5
I smell the cane that was burning today, make its way up the drive-
driveway of stone, where pavement don’t grow, and far from the big easy lights
and rich politicians and god fearing “Christian’s”, and criminals of every kind

We had a good rain, 2 inches today, many would say it was time
but not in the city where people are living, and rain makes the floodwaters rise
but don’t you be needy, or dare bother teedy, she’s having the time of her life
Down in the quarter, while placing an order for beignets rent free on your dime

It ain’t been so easy on big easy streets, while teedy is up in the air
Having a free drink on airliner seats, saving the climate elsewhere
She calls the police, to maintain the peace, as well as her love up the stairs
They say you can hear from the Pontalba suite
Teedy’s NOPD affair



Even red handed, teedy can’t stand it, to hear her all mean bullies lie
she needs security for her insecurities, and she’s got nothing to hide
except for her taxes and all them infractions, hotels and fine merchandise,
and winin' and dinin', upgraded airlinin', and living rent free on your dime


Don't only blame teedy for taking it easy, the DA forgives every crime
They were mistaken and only were taking, a jeep cherokee to survive
He may have lifted a gun and persisted, to rob a good man’s lovely wife
And three other people and three more vehicles, but should be forgiven this time


It ain’t been so easy on big easy streets, while teedy is up in the air
Having a free drink on airliner seats, saving the climate elsewhere
She calls the police, to maintain the peace, as well as her love up the stairs
They say you can hear from the Pontalba suite
Teedy’s NOPD affair

They say you can hear from the Pontalba suite
teedy’s NOPD affair


Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
19142 posts
Posted on 9/27/23 at 12:59 pm to
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MurkDiver
LSU Fan
New Orleans
Member since Sep 2023
1 post


Not so subtle self-promoting


Posted by Saskwatch
Member since Feb 2016
17979 posts
Posted on 9/27/23 at 1:05 pm to
quote:

Not so subtle self-promoting


I feel like the guy on OT that writes the made up songs has way better lyrics than OP.


First post was kind of a waste
Posted by Tomatocantender
Boot
Member since Jun 2021
5577 posts
Posted on 9/27/23 at 1:14 pm to
The very first post you ever made on TD contained a self-titled link? Holy shite man, it took me a while and some trial & error just learning how to post simple pics.
Posted by Swagga
504
Member since Dec 2009
18710 posts
Posted on 9/27/23 at 1:20 pm to
Unfortunately being from BR this seems a little weird. You wrote a song about another towns mayor when you have SWB who could provide plenty material.

To truly understand the level of disdain we have for Latoya you have to live here.
Posted by Schmelly
Member since Jan 2014
15809 posts
Posted on 9/27/23 at 1:21 pm to
If you were expecting some atta-boys or praise, you sho AF don’t know where you are lol
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
148031 posts
Posted on 9/27/23 at 1:23 pm to
I fell asleep within 30 seconds and that fake accent, I have no idea where that is from
Posted by fightin tigers
Downtown Prairieville
Member since Mar 2008
76191 posts
Posted on 9/27/23 at 1:44 pm to
quote:

Unfortunately being from BR this seems a little weird. You wrote a song about another towns mayor when you have SWB who could provide plenty material.



quote:

Rent Free

Status of the space Latoya occupies in Brandon's mind.
Posted by MurkDiver
New Orleans
Member since Sep 2023
11 posts
Posted on 9/27/23 at 1:45 pm to
Brandon (singer) posts on here and I guess didn't want to reveal his username so he asked me to post it for him. I can see how it looks suspicious
Posted by rowbear1922
Houston, TX
Member since Oct 2008
15754 posts
Posted on 9/27/23 at 1:51 pm to
quote:

Brandon (singer) posts on here and I guess didn't want to reveal his username so he asked me to post it for him. I can see how it looks suspicious


Good. Then he can read my comment, don’t quit your day job; that song sucked
Posted by HenryParsons
Member since Aug 2018
1933 posts
Posted on 9/27/23 at 1:51 pm to
Rich Men North of Rampart
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
133278 posts
Posted on 9/27/23 at 1:51 pm to
My dude...comments turned off?

You won't get shite if you can't take shite

Although if you want a Teedy Parody I did one to the tune of "Godzilla" by Blue oyster cült

Teedy destroying New Orleans so thoroughly she’ll kill Mardi Gras



To the Tune of Go Go Godzilla by Blüe Oyster Cult

Go Go Destroya
With a terrible grimace and teedious sound,
She pulls the cities remaining statues down,

Homeless people shooting into their veins,
People dodge bullets as they rain down on them,

Well she blames all the cops, shuts the Mardi Gras down,
As she wades through the potholes, To the center of town…

Oh no,
On a trip she’s got to go,
Go go Destroya, yeah,
Ain’t no, white folks anymo,
Go go Destroya,

Oh no, she says they’ve got to go,
Go go Destroya,

Oh no, Compton’s dirty Ho,
Go go Destroya



History shows us again and again,
How a city breaks down,
When you give it to Dems…
Destroya



Your buddy can have that one
This post was edited on 9/27/23 at 1:53 pm
Posted by MurkDiver
New Orleans
Member since Sep 2023
11 posts
Posted on 9/27/23 at 1:51 pm to
Eh, you don't have to be a nola resident to appreciate her level of incompetence. Latoya is pretty universally hated by everyone in the surrounding parishes that used to enjoy visiting the city
Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
19142 posts
Posted on 9/27/23 at 2:10 pm to
quote:

Brandon (singer) posts on here and I guess didn't want to reveal his username so he asked me to post it for him. I can see how it looks suspicious


quote:



Facebook

Brandon Nicholson

Intro

Went to Catholic High School

Lives in Baton Rouge, Louisiana

From Baton Rouge, Louisiana


Which one of these baws is you?









This post was edited on 9/27/23 at 2:11 pm
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
41389 posts
Posted on 9/27/23 at 2:12 pm to
Welcome to the OT, Brandon
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
133278 posts
Posted on 9/28/23 at 11:02 pm to
He have any other stuff?
Posted by MrLSU
Yellowstone, Val d'isere
Member since Jan 2004
28993 posts
Posted on 9/28/23 at 11:09 pm to
quote:

Brandon (singer) posts on here and I guess didn't want to reveal his username so he asked me to post it for him. I can see how it looks suspicious


Posted by gizmothepug
Louisiana
Member since Apr 2015
8509 posts
Posted on 9/28/23 at 11:21 pm to
Not great, but not terrible but I have a hard time believing he actually grew up in NO. She’s definitely a carpetbagging POS, if anything is still right with the world she’ll be in prison a couple years from now.
Posted by LSU Coyote
Member since Sep 2007
56182 posts
Posted on 9/28/23 at 11:41 pm to
Cringe
Posted by subMOA
Komatipoort
Member since Jan 2010
1952 posts
Posted on 9/29/23 at 7:24 am to
Being a cane man- I can say that those of us who smell cane burning where the pavement doesn’t grow couldn’t give two shites about Teedy.

Redo the intro- song is funny- but intro is totally out of context and makes no sense.
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