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Hippies Declare National Emergency as heavy rains trap upwards of 70k at Burning Man
Posted on 9/2/23 at 5:14 pm
Posted on 9/2/23 at 5:14 pm
@rawalerts
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This is cool, though:
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#BREAKING: Burning Man Festival Declares National Emergency as over 73,000 Campers are trapped Urged to Shelter in Place Amid Flooding Crisis
??#Blackrock | #Nevada
Currently, more than 73,000 festival attendees and campers are trapped with no access in or out of the Burning Man festival that takes place in Black Rock City, Nevada. This situation has arisen after a heavy overnight rainstorm transformed the once dry, dusty desert into an undrivable mud pit, causing disastrous conditions. Festival-goers have been asked to shelter in place and conserve food and water due to the poor conditions. Travelers were informed that burning man festival is closed, and anyone heading to the festival will be turned away, as a national emergency has been declared at the festival.
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This is cool, though:
This post was edited on 9/2/23 at 5:18 pm
Posted on 9/2/23 at 5:15 pm to LegendInMyMind
Climate change got them after all
Posted on 9/2/23 at 5:15 pm to LegendInMyMind
Just go to the orgy dome and camp it out there.
Posted on 9/2/23 at 5:16 pm to LegendInMyMind
Maybe they’ll all perish.
I mean be saved. Yeah that’s the ticket.
I mean be saved. Yeah that’s the ticket.
Posted on 9/2/23 at 5:17 pm to LegendInMyMind
Gross.
Stranded in the desert in a monsoon
That sounds miserable
Stranded in the desert in a monsoon
That sounds miserable
Posted on 9/2/23 at 5:17 pm to LegendInMyMind
I dont know about hippies. have you seen how expensive that bullshite festival is? I thought it was all tech douchebags from the Bay Area that go now.
Posted on 9/2/23 at 5:19 pm to BigBobbyStorey
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I dont know about hippies. have you seen how expensive that bullshite festival is? I thought it was all tech douchebags from the Bay Area that go now.
Look, in my head this is tens of thousands of dirty hippies getting a good rinsing off. I don't need you messing that up.
ETA: I did see that Chris Rock made it out.
This post was edited on 9/2/23 at 5:22 pm
Posted on 9/2/23 at 5:21 pm to LegendInMyMind
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Festival-goers have been asked to shelter in place and conserve food and water
And ration psychedelics, people. Be smart.
Posted on 9/2/23 at 5:22 pm to LegendInMyMind
That's a lot of standing poo poo water.
Posted on 9/2/23 at 5:24 pm to LegendInMyMind
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trap upwards of 70k at Burning Man
That’s a lot of sunburned trust fund coochies
Posted on 9/2/23 at 5:29 pm to LegendInMyMind
Should be crawfish there now that it is flooded.
Posted on 9/2/23 at 5:37 pm to LegendInMyMind
More like drowning man, amirite
Posted on 9/2/23 at 5:38 pm to FAP SAM
My dream is for David Attenborough to narrate the inevitable documentary about this.
Posted on 9/2/23 at 5:39 pm to LegendInMyMind
God’s rainbow brings retribution to the degenerates.
Posted on 9/2/23 at 5:40 pm to BigBobbyStorey
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I thought it was all tech douchebags from the Bay Area that go now.
And expensive women. Very expensive women.
Posted on 9/2/23 at 5:41 pm to LegendInMyMind
Call in the Cajun Navy.
Posted on 9/2/23 at 5:43 pm to LegendInMyMind
Make a humanitarian drop of 10,000 bars of soap.
Posted on 9/2/23 at 5:43 pm to LegendInMyMind
couldn’t think of a more deserving group of future government dependents
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