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re: I've started to empathize with the ladies that say they're too attractive to date.

Posted on 8/21/23 at 12:41 pm to
Posted by LSU Grad Alabama Fan
369 Cardboard Box Lane
Member since Nov 2019
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Posted on 8/21/23 at 12:41 pm to
I'm not understanding the cringe face. It was already over between us before I even wrote that. I had no desire to meet up with that chick after her initial message.
This post was edited on 8/21/23 at 12:43 pm
Posted by thelawnwranglers
Member since Sep 2007
38917 posts
Posted on 8/21/23 at 12:41 pm to
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sounds to me like she must have been treated like shite more than a few times and she automatically has her guard up.



Could have been a fun one

She was up for butt stuff
Posted by LittleJerrySeinfield
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Posted on 8/21/23 at 12:41 pm to
Figured Grindr would be more your style.
Posted by Penrod
Member since Jan 2011
40177 posts
Posted on 8/21/23 at 12:42 pm to
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She had no travel pics, but I find it very odd for her to be in attack mode immediately after right swiping.

Right, she is a loon. You successfully screened her, even though you did it on accident.
Posted by thelawnwranglers
Member since Sep 2007
38917 posts
Posted on 8/21/23 at 12:43 pm to
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I'm not understanding the cringe face. It was already over between us before I even wrote that.




When you get a nibble fishing do you give up because the fish didn't jump in the boat.


She wanted to be hooked but you came off as thin skinned creeper
Posted by Nole Man
Somewhere In Tennessee!
Member since May 2011
7275 posts
Posted on 8/21/23 at 12:43 pm to
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I responded with "congrats on being the first woman to be able to arouse and insult me at the same time."


Well I thought that was funny! Seems like that shoulda worked.
Posted by thelawnwranglers
Member since Sep 2007
38917 posts
Posted on 8/21/23 at 12:43 pm to
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Right, she is a loon. You successfully screened her, even though you did it on accident.


Lmfao they are all crazy

Missed opportunity
This post was edited on 8/21/23 at 12:48 pm
Posted by Ghost of Bob Horner
Somewhere between Atlanta & Athens
Member since Jul 2023
410 posts
Posted on 8/21/23 at 12:46 pm to
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I responded with "congrats on being the first woman to be able to arouse and insult me at the same time."



If she got pissed at this comment, then she wasn't sellinging what you were looking to buy. Saved you some time.

Posted by tadman
Member since Jun 2020
3899 posts
Posted on 8/21/23 at 12:48 pm to
You're missing the point of bumble. It's more like basket ball than football. In other words, take a thousand shots, hit a few. All you're trying to do is get a date and have a coffee or beer. Not decide if you want to marry them.

Swipe right on a bunch, have a few dates this month, maybe one sticks. If it doesn't, keep moving.

You never hear Larry Bird talking about the shots he missed, you hear him talking about taking more shots.
Posted by Proximo
Member since Aug 2011
15577 posts
Posted on 8/21/23 at 12:49 pm to
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When you zoom in the photos don't look like they were uploaded from your phone

Also, this tells me OP has at least 7-10 year old pixelated photos and he’s calling himself an 8.5
Posted by LSU Grad Alabama Fan
369 Cardboard Box Lane
Member since Nov 2019
10464 posts
Posted on 8/21/23 at 12:50 pm to
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You're missing the point of bumble. It's more like basket ball than football. In other words, take a thousand shots, hit a few. All you're trying to do is get a date and have a coffee or beer. Not decide if you want to marry them.

Swipe right on a bunch, have a few dates this month, maybe one sticks. If it doesn't, keep moving.

You never hear Larry Bird talking about the shots he missed, you hear him talking about taking more shots.



I don't want my church members seeing me with 80% of the women on there.
Posted by LSU Grad Alabama Fan
369 Cardboard Box Lane
Member since Nov 2019
10464 posts
Posted on 8/21/23 at 12:51 pm to
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Also, this tells me OP has at least 7-10 year old pixelated photos and he’s calling himself an 8.5


I don't have any photos older than 2 years.
Posted by thelawnwranglers
Member since Sep 2007
38917 posts
Posted on 8/21/23 at 12:51 pm to
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I don't want my church members seeing me with 80% of the women on there.



God wants you to spread seed baw


Posted by Mootsman
Charlotte, NC
Member since Oct 2012
6025 posts
Posted on 8/21/23 at 12:53 pm to
Sounds like she had a Playa Hatin Degree
This post was edited on 8/21/23 at 12:54 pm
Posted by ShoeBang
Member since May 2012
19377 posts
Posted on 8/21/23 at 12:54 pm to
I hope you got some in your eye when you busted a nut from jacking off to yourself in this post
Posted by keakar
Member since Jan 2017
30152 posts
Posted on 8/21/23 at 12:54 pm to
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Then she said she's dated in our city before and she has never seen me. This was her next clue that I'm new at this or not real at all.



with that comment, she just admitted she spreads her legs for every guy she meets

count yourself lucky you didnt waste money finding out she isnt worth your time or get several STDs
Posted by YumYum Sauce
Arkansas
Member since Nov 2010
8336 posts
Posted on 8/21/23 at 12:56 pm to
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I never attacked a bitch for her having too awesome of a profile though.



Thats because sexism and misogyny are only prosecuted one way

There are literally facebook groups for women posting who they're matching with to make sure other women aren't fricking their dude. Women are fricking NUTS.

Marriage can be a hard hard thing, but I rarely if ever miss the shite show that is online dating.
This post was edited on 8/21/23 at 12:57 pm
Posted by KAHog
South Trough
Member since Mar 2013
2439 posts
Posted on 8/21/23 at 12:57 pm to
Was accused of having a fake profile. I told her if I had a fake profile, wouldn’t I have pics of a better looking guy? She said I had a good point…
Posted by LSU Grad Alabama Fan
369 Cardboard Box Lane
Member since Nov 2019
10464 posts
Posted on 8/21/23 at 1:01 pm to
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I hope you got some in your eye when you busted a nut from jacking off to yourself in this post



I did, baw. It's not every day you get a woman online thinking you're too good to be true.
This post was edited on 8/21/23 at 1:01 pm
Posted by BeachDude022
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Member since Dec 2006
34966 posts
Posted on 8/21/23 at 1:02 pm to
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Step 2. Don’t date female lawyers


This. I dated a hot 29 year old lawyer when I was 40. Great in bed, but ZERO personality or knowledge of anything outside of her field. It was always about work. Work work work work. Drove me insane. And her cardboard box personality was even worse.
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