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What's Your Bedtime Routine?

Posted on 5/16/23 at 5:19 pm
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
63862 posts
Posted on 5/16/23 at 5:19 pm
I used to be a voracious bedtime bookreader--usually non-fiction with a sprinkling of literature next to a small table lamp or booklight. I've felt unmotivated to read books at night lately, though. For the past few years, I've mostly scrolled r/space on my phone in night mode with the lights turned out. The subject matter is the perfect blend of taxing my mind while not engrossing me too much from sleep.

nb4 jerking off with Jergins
This post was edited on 5/16/23 at 5:20 pm
Posted by StringedInstruments
Member since Oct 2013
18549 posts
Posted on 5/16/23 at 5:21 pm to
I think you just described everyone on earth now that smart phones are ubiquitous.
Posted by Booyow
Member since Mar 2010
4015 posts
Posted on 5/16/23 at 5:22 pm to
1. Crank that soulja boy
2. Superman that ho
3. Close eyes
Posted by jdd48
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2012
22168 posts
Posted on 5/16/23 at 5:22 pm to
Lay down. Sleep.
Posted by UKWildcats
Lexington, KY
Member since Mar 2015
17329 posts
Posted on 5/16/23 at 5:22 pm to
History documentaries on YouTube.
Posted by yellowfin
Coastal Bar
Member since May 2006
97795 posts
Posted on 5/16/23 at 5:23 pm to
1. Bang my wife
2. Roll over and pass out
Posted by mattz1122
Member since Oct 2007
52957 posts
Posted on 5/16/23 at 5:23 pm to
Hit a little chest and shoulder action to the tune of Dr. Dre and Weezy F baby.
Energy levels through the roof. T levels through the roof.

Meanwhile the low T beta baws of the OT will race to wait in the CVS drive thru for muh mounjaro. Complain they are tired and don’t have time after their 8-5 sedentary desk job. Very SAD!
Posted by Chazreinhold
Utah
Member since Oct 2020
5860 posts
Posted on 5/16/23 at 5:24 pm to
Get home, meet the pup at the door say hey Family.
Make my Lunch for the next day. Take a Shower, eat supper while watching Andy and Barney. Floss, Brush Teeth.
Go to bed at 8. Rinse and repeat.
Posted by SportsGuyNOLA
New Orleans, LA
Member since May 2014
17280 posts
Posted on 5/16/23 at 5:25 pm to
1. A glass of Jameson on the rocks
2. Rub one out then go to sleep.*

*sometimes I just go to sleep after the Jameson
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 5/16/23 at 5:25 pm to
quote:

I used to be a voracious bedtime bookreader-


I used to love to do that, one of the greatest not guilty pleasures while I was on the road, if the wife is with me she gets pissed if I want to read a book in bed, she thinks I should be doing my husbandly duties
Posted by OWLFAN86
The OT has made me richer
Member since Jun 2004
176991 posts
Posted on 5/16/23 at 5:34 pm to
Documentaries with British narrators


frick you DV'er
This post was edited on 5/16/23 at 5:41 pm
Posted by AUCE05
Member since Dec 2009
42582 posts
Posted on 5/16/23 at 5:38 pm to
I love to read. I can't though if my body is exhausted. I love r/space too. Both help me unplug
Posted by Roll Tide Ravens
Birmingham, AL
Member since Nov 2015
43118 posts
Posted on 5/16/23 at 5:39 pm to
Take my contacts out, plug my phone up, pray and then lay in bed and watch Top Gear/The Grand Tour until I fall asleep.
Posted by bayoudude
Member since Dec 2007
24994 posts
Posted on 5/16/23 at 5:40 pm to
Squeeze the wife’s arse maybe get a little if I’m lucky them put cpap on and pass out. Usually asleep for 9 pm up at 5 am
Posted by H2O Tiger
Delta Sky Club
Member since May 2021
6644 posts
Posted on 5/16/23 at 5:46 pm to
Usually sit on the couch with my laptop halfway working and halfway watching tv. Then I brush my teeth and go to bed.
Posted by jaytothen
Member since Jan 2020
6459 posts
Posted on 5/16/23 at 5:46 pm to
Jerk off and go to bed.

I'm a man of simple pleasures
Posted by LanierSpots
Sarasota, Florida
Member since Sep 2010
62153 posts
Posted on 5/16/23 at 5:48 pm to
Wife works 7days on, 7days off so it depends on the week. She works 8:pm-8:am. When she leaves for work, I chew on gummy, clean up the kitchen from dinner then go lay in the bed to watch TV.

Usually lasts about 15 mins and Im out.

Wake up about 2:30and stare at the ceiling or TV till 5 then wake up and go to work

Posted by TomJoadGhost
Alabama
Member since Nov 2022
1003 posts
Posted on 5/16/23 at 6:17 pm to
Eat a weed gummy>take a leak>brush my teeth>read until I fall asleep.
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
Throbbing Member
Member since Dec 2012
69954 posts
Posted on 5/16/23 at 6:25 pm to
1. Bang the GF/ Rub one out

2. Turn on youtube historical documentary

3. ???

4. Profit
Posted by Potchafa
Avoyelles
Member since Jul 2016
3293 posts
Posted on 5/16/23 at 6:32 pm to
Knock off at five. Hit the galley for some groceries. Showered and in bed for 615 every day. Somebody has to get up at 3:45 every morning to drill these oil and gas wells. Which provides most of you petroleum for your vehicle for your mundane commute every day.
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