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Skill of the Week: How to Walk Like a Ninja
Posted on 4/3/23 at 1:10 pm
Posted on 4/3/23 at 1:10 pm
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An important part of manhood has always been about having the competence to be effective in the world — having the breadth of skills, the savoir-faire, to handle any situation you find yourself in. With that in mind, each Sunday we’ll be republishing one of the illustrated guides from our archives, so you can hone your manly know-how week by week.
Of all the ninjas skills, being able to walk silently through the night is arguably the most useful for the modern man. Even if you don’t need to call upon it to stealthily assassinate your archenemy, it will allow to check on your sleeping children without waking them or steal cookies from a coworker.
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Posted on 4/3/23 at 1:13 pm to saint tiger225
Good to know. This will improve my quality of life immensely.
Posted on 4/3/23 at 1:33 pm to saint tiger225
This used to also be called "The Groucho Marx Walk" and was how they taught us to shoot on the move in my prior life.
We worked on this shite religously until someone one day said: "That bullet travels at 2,300 feet per second so why don't we just stop and shoot and then start moving again? It isn't as if taking two steps closer to the target while moving is helping the bullet get there sooner."
We worked on this shite religously until someone one day said: "That bullet travels at 2,300 feet per second so why don't we just stop and shoot and then start moving again? It isn't as if taking two steps closer to the target while moving is helping the bullet get there sooner."
Posted on 4/3/23 at 1:34 pm to saint tiger225
Funny - ninjas also attack people all the time at my office.
Posted on 4/3/23 at 1:34 pm to saint tiger225
frickin cookie thief. Or delicious triscuit crackers. hard to tell.
Posted on 4/3/23 at 1:56 pm to saint tiger225
My dad taught me that when we went on our first squirrel hunt together when I was 5
Posted on 4/3/23 at 1:57 pm to saint tiger225
Another tip: traverse wooden stairs by stepping on the outer sides of the steps rather than the middle - less likely to make creaking noise. 
Posted on 4/3/23 at 2:02 pm to saint tiger225
I’m wearing those exact Ninja clothes at work today, except forest green color, for obvious reasons.
Posted on 4/3/23 at 2:07 pm to saint tiger225
Posted on 4/3/23 at 2:43 pm to Havoc
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Another tip: traverse wooden stairs by stepping on the outer sides of the steps rather than the middle - less likely to make creaking noise
All fine and good unless they have installed nightingale planks on the stairs. They were invented to prevent ninjas from sneaking around.
Posted on 4/3/23 at 2:45 pm to jdd48
my buddy at work, when we were all in the office, stuck a paper sign on the wall that said Ninja Exit with an arrow pointing up to a missing ceiling tile.
the facilities guy did not find it amusing.
the facilities guy did not find it amusing.
Posted on 4/3/23 at 2:54 pm to saint tiger225
Walking like an Egyptian > walking like a Ninja
Posted on 4/3/23 at 3:10 pm to saint tiger225
Posted on 4/3/23 at 3:24 pm to Jim Rockford
Posted on 4/3/23 at 4:27 pm to saint tiger225
I have this:
pro tip - watch out for Minjas
pro tip - watch out for Minjas
Posted on 4/3/23 at 5:13 pm to saint tiger225
Ninjas aren't real, grow up
Posted on 4/3/23 at 5:15 pm to Vols&Shaft83
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Ninjas aren't real, grow up
Posted on 4/3/23 at 5:17 pm to jdd48
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