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Driving for 13 hours, and the wife can't follow a simple request

Posted on 3/13/23 at 10:46 pm
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
29521 posts
Posted on 3/13/23 at 10:46 pm
Hey, stand at the door of the cabin and just open the door when I walk back up carrying 200lbs of crap I didn't want to bring.

Walk back up, she has her head IN the fireplace.

The woman has her masters.

I admittedly contemplated Sylvia Plath for a moment.

Edited to fix typos.
This post was edited on 3/13/23 at 11:05 pm
Posted by RedMustang
Member since Oct 2011
6915 posts
Posted on 3/13/23 at 10:47 pm to
Are you high, drunk, or both? None of this makes any sense whatsoever.
Posted by tigerbutt
Deep South
Member since Jun 2006
26123 posts
Posted on 3/13/23 at 10:48 pm to
quote:

Walk back up, she has her head IN the fireplace.


Should have put a hot poker in her butt.
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
129519 posts
Posted on 3/13/23 at 10:48 pm to
1. Subtle “i booked a cabin on VRBO” brag
2. Pics of wife?
This post was edited on 3/13/23 at 10:49 pm
Posted by BigAppleTiger
New York City
Member since Dec 2008
10934 posts
Posted on 3/13/23 at 10:48 pm to
Another "I have a stupid wife" thread. Greatest Hits night on the OT.
Posted by GeauxLSUGeaux
1 room down from Erin Andrews
Member since May 2004
25591 posts
Posted on 3/13/23 at 10:48 pm to
Posted by TrapperJohn
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2007
12164 posts
Posted on 3/13/23 at 10:48 pm to
Unless she posts here, expect this to continue.
Posted by OSoBad
Member since Nov 2016
2007 posts
Posted on 3/13/23 at 10:49 pm to
Yeah but could she write a coherent post?
Posted by hometownhero89
Center of the Earth
Member since Aug 2007
2048 posts
Posted on 3/13/23 at 10:49 pm to
quote:

The woman has masters.



They give these out like doubletree cookies these days baw.
Posted by Fearless Liter
Member since Mar 2023
37 posts
Posted on 3/13/23 at 10:51 pm to
quote:

The woman has masters.


Has she tried the underground railroad?
Posted by Breauxsif
Member since May 2012
22292 posts
Posted on 3/13/23 at 10:53 pm to
How much have you had to drink tonight, on a Monday?
Posted by NotoriousFSU
Atlanta, GA
Member since Oct 2008
12002 posts
Posted on 3/13/23 at 10:55 pm to
Maybe she was checking for ghosts
Posted by Aight is Enough
Over Yonder
Member since Nov 2019
686 posts
Posted on 3/13/23 at 10:55 pm to
quote:

None of this makes any sense whatsoever.
Subtle I was smart enough to stay single brag
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
41573 posts
Posted on 3/13/23 at 10:56 pm to
You could’ve just said “hey guys, I’m at a cabin on vacation”
Posted by BPTiger
Atlanta
Member since Oct 2011
6048 posts
Posted on 3/13/23 at 10:57 pm to
I have no idea what the last 2/3rds of your post means.
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
29521 posts
Posted on 3/13/23 at 11:07 pm to
The typos?

Or the sylvia plath reference?

She killed herself by sticking her head in an oven.
Posted by LSUSkip
Central, LA
Member since Jul 2012
24717 posts
Posted on 3/13/23 at 11:13 pm to
quote:

Another "I have a stupid wife" thread. 


Likely not stupid, just a woman. As much as they try to feign superiority, they can't get out of their own way.
Posted by LSUA 75
Colfax,La.
Member since Jan 2019
4656 posts
Posted on 3/13/23 at 11:25 pm to
My wife has her masters also.Some of the stuff she has done is mind boggling.
We have quite a few books,when we were moving from our old house to the new house she packed books in cardboard boxes that the store gets toilet paper in.

I asked her where we were going to get 2 gorillas to pick them up.I’m sure the boxes weighed 3-400 lbs each, full of books.
Posted by GeorgeTheGreek
Sparta, Greece
Member since Mar 2008
68608 posts
Posted on 3/13/23 at 11:29 pm to
quote:

I asked her where we were going to get 2 gorillas to pick them up.I’m sure the boxes weighed 3-400 lbs each


Her boyfriend can pick them up. Hit the weights, beta boy.
Posted by Giantkiller
the internet.
Member since Sep 2007
24605 posts
Posted on 3/13/23 at 11:39 pm to
Awesome. Been waiting for an “I’ve been drinking in the car” thread.
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