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What happens if you swallow your gum?
Posted on 3/5/23 at 8:26 am
Posted on 3/5/23 at 8:26 am
It just happened to me and now I’m nervous
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Posted on 3/5/23 at 8:27 am to BamaNme
Your boyfriend’s pee hole is gonna blow a bubble in a few days after he peen-queefs.
Posted on 3/5/23 at 8:27 am to BamaNme
Settle down, you'll shite it out
Posted on 3/5/23 at 8:27 am to BamaNme
Are you serious? Nothing happens. You'll live.
Posted on 3/5/23 at 8:27 am to BamaNme
You poop it out.
It contorts and squeezes. It comes out easy.
It contorts and squeezes. It comes out easy.
Posted on 3/5/23 at 8:28 am to BamaNme
You still have time to make out a simple will before your inevitable death later today. RIP.
Posted on 3/5/23 at 8:28 am to BamaNme
Need to head to urgent care ASAP so some self righteous PA can demand your vaccination status.
Posted on 3/5/23 at 8:31 am to BamaNme
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What happens if you swallow your gum?
Your body won't be able to poop it out.
Not because it's gum. But because of the butt plug.
Posted on 3/5/23 at 8:34 am to BamaNme
You digest it
Posted on 3/5/23 at 8:34 am to BamaNme
Everytime you swallow your gum, a gay baby is born
Posted on 3/5/23 at 8:35 am to BamaNme
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What happens if you swallow your cum?
You get to tell your wife "see how easy that was?"
Posted on 3/5/23 at 8:36 am to BamaNme
You’ll poop it out sometime around 2030
Posted on 3/5/23 at 8:37 am to BamaNme
Nothing.
I’ve been swallowing gum since I was five.
I’ve been swallowing gum since I was five.
Posted on 3/5/23 at 8:42 am to BamaNme
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What happens if you swallow your gum? by BamaNme
Your boyfriend will have a pleasant surprise when he performs analingus . Then you’ll be surprised when he blows a pretty impressive shite bubble that sticks to your fur. Then you’ll both laugh and laugh, start tickling each other and eventually die of AIDS - all because you swallowed some gum.
Posted on 3/5/23 at 8:46 am to GoAwayImBaitn
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Settle down, you'll shite it out
Yeah, in seven years.
Posted on 3/5/23 at 8:46 am to BamaNme
You may have to get it removed.
Posted on 3/5/23 at 8:56 am to CocomoLSU
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Yeah, in seven years.
that's exactly what everyone would say when we were little kids
Posted on 3/5/23 at 9:25 am to BamaNme
Whenever you fart you will blow a butt bubble.
Posted on 3/5/23 at 9:37 am to BamaNme
I heard it sticks to your ribs. That was in the '70's though. Maybe gum has improved.
Posted on 3/5/23 at 9:40 am to BamaNme
Take laxatives every 30 minutes for 4 hours and wait
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