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Shocking Study: More Kids Identifying As Members Of World’s Most Celebrated Popular Group
Posted on 3/3/23 at 11:38 am
Posted on 3/3/23 at 11:38 am
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WORLD — A shocking Gallup poll has revealed that a rapidly increasing number of kids in Generation Z are now identifying as members of the world's most celebrated, popular group.
"We're absolutely stunned by this," said sociologist Dr. Veg Dirgmann. "We can't begin to explain why young, impressionable kids who are desperate for popularity and affirmation are suddenly choosing to become members of the most popular and affirmed group in human history."
"Every single movie, TV show, corporation, TikTok influencer, YouTuber, public school teacher, pop star, and Hollywood star in the country openly promotes and celebrates this group. Why on earth would teenagers want to be a part of that? It must be biology."
Gallup results indicate almost 20% of GenZ identify as members of this culturally beloved movement, with the other 80% being pathetic losers. Sources say membership in the group is growing every year as pressure on young people to join the group from literally every single idol, peer, and authority figure in their lives continues to mount.
"It used to be that kids had to be smart, good-looking, or athletic to be popular, but many are finding it much easier to simply identify as popular," said behavioral scientist Dr. Tim Thwain in response to the poll. "Dang, I sure wish I had that when I was young."
At publishing time, the percentage of GenZ kids in the group increased to 35%.
Babylon Bee
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Posted on 3/3/23 at 11:51 am to L.A.
It honestly disgusts me I'm a gen Zer I was born in 2000 and graduated high school in 2019. This shite is literally being pushed on kids it's a fricking fad that kids join in on without realizing what it actually means.
Posted on 3/3/23 at 12:14 pm to TH095526
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It honestly disgusts me I'm a gen Zer I was born in 2000 and graduated high school in 2019. This shite is literally being pushed on kids it's a fricking fad that kids join in on without realizing what it actually means.
There remains the faintest glimmer of hope, then.
Posted on 3/3/23 at 12:20 pm to L.A.
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A shocking Gallup poll
well they are all brain dead morons who are mindless zombies unable to think for themselves, so "Z" is a fitting label for them generation zombies are what they are
Posted on 3/3/23 at 12:22 pm to L.A.
Just in, kids are young and impressionable. More to the story to come.
Posted on 3/3/23 at 12:37 pm to TH095526
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This shite is literally being pushed on kids it's a fricking fad that kids join in on without realizing what it actually means.
It is made much easier when the traditional nuclear family is ceasing to exist. Kids are so damned impressionable. They’re barraged with all sorts of bullshite and told what is acceptable and just as importantly, not acceptable. This is insidious and it will collapse society as we’ve known it given enough time.
Posted on 3/3/23 at 1:52 pm to L.A.
“Excuse me, but I’m going to have to ask you to like me because I identify as an extremely likeable person. And if you don’t like me, I’m going to have to consider that a microaggression.”
Posted on 3/3/23 at 1:58 pm to TH095526
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It honestly disgusts me I'm a gen Zer I was born in 2000 and graduated high school in 2019. This shite is literally being pushed on kids it's a fricking fad that kids join in on without realizing what it actually means.
I'd be slaying poon all over the place if this was me. Ha! Being a subtle alpha type is what so many girls are looking for a taste of in secret. Instead they are just getting white knighting cucks.
Congrats on getting thru it all and keeping your head on straight. Thank your parents everyday.
Posted on 3/3/23 at 2:17 pm to Figgy
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traditional nuclear family
That's not actually a thing.
Posted on 3/3/23 at 2:21 pm to L.A.
uh..
Babylon Bee
Babylon Bee
Posted on 3/3/23 at 2:23 pm to WildTchoupitoulas
quote:Of course it is
traditional nuclear family
That's not actually a thing.
This post was edited on 3/3/23 at 2:26 pm
Posted on 3/3/23 at 2:25 pm to L.A.
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Gallup results indicate almost 20% of GenZ identify as members of this culturally beloved movement,
I liked them better as Juggalos than Trannies.
Posted on 3/3/23 at 2:26 pm to TH095526
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It honestly disgusts me I'm a gen Zer I was born in 2000 and graduated high school in 2019. This shite is literally being pushed on kids it's a fricking fad that kids join in on without realizing what it actually means.
Identifying as "popular"?
1. Did you read the article?
2. Did you know it is sarcasm, not real life?
You are melting over a fake article that you didn't even read correctly.
Posted on 3/3/23 at 2:27 pm to TH095526
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This shite is literally being pushed on kids it's a fricking fad that kids join in on without realizing what it actually means.
Do you think children will do this anyway? Do you think this is somehow a phenomenon that has only taken place during your generation, with LTBQ acceptance?
Posted on 3/3/23 at 2:29 pm to TH095526
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that kids join in on without realizing what it actually means.
So you’re saying your classmates don’t know what it means to be gay.
Posted on 3/3/23 at 2:33 pm to JJJimmyJimJames
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Of course it is
No, it isn't.
It's a marketing contrivance from the 50's whereby traditional multi-generational families were broken up such that the market for elderly care expanded, the market for child care expanded, and as the nucleus of the family moved to the suburbs, the housing market expanded into previously undeveloped areas.
It's much easier to build wealth in multi-generational households. Nuclear families were a thing basically in the 50s and 60s. That's hardly "traditional" in a nearly 250 year old nation.
Posted on 3/3/23 at 2:42 pm to Ace Midnight
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There remains the faintest glimmer of hope, then.
I just tell my grandkids that they'll rock the world as the competition is non existent.
Zoomers that are half assed confident and reliable will be rock stars.
Posted on 3/3/23 at 2:50 pm to RogerTheShrubber
Well the Zers are kicking Ukranian's arse so Ill give them that 
Posted on 3/3/23 at 2:54 pm to TH095526
I do wonder how many of the women on dating apps that say they are bi have actually been in a relationship with another woman.
Posted on 3/3/23 at 3:07 pm to WildTchoupitoulas
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traditional nuclear family
That's not actually a thing.
Sure it is. Mom, dad, kids. That's a traditional nuclear family
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