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MacKenzie Scott back on the market again...

Posted on 1/11/23 at 11:15 am
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
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Posted on 1/11/23 at 11:15 am
Some of you single guys should get on board...

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The 52-year-old, who was previously married to Amazon founder Jeff Bezos, and her now-ex-husband finalized the terms of their separation Jan. 4, according to court documents obtained by PEOPLE.

TMZ was first to report that the divorce had been finalized.


The Finest Tabloid

I could get past that gum to teeth ratio.

This post was edited on 1/11/23 at 11:22 am
Posted by DomincDecoco
RIP Ronnie fights Thoth’s loafers
Member since Oct 2018
11681 posts
Posted on 1/11/23 at 11:16 am to
pullout on [off]
Posted by Chad504boy
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Posted on 1/11/23 at 11:16 am to
She's a prime pickup!!
Posted by WDE24
Member since Oct 2010
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Posted on 1/11/23 at 11:16 am to
The elusive OT10
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
31964 posts
Posted on 1/11/23 at 11:20 am to
I like the way she stoops to make Bezos her same height, and you know that short fricker wouldn't let her wear heels...

Posted by AUriptide
Member since Aug 2009
7459 posts
Posted on 1/11/23 at 11:23 am to
No thanks. Looks like Julia Louis-Dreyfus on crack.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
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Posted on 1/11/23 at 11:25 am to
quote:

I like the way she stoops to make Bezos her same height,


if you ever watch any Get Smart reruns that's what Agent 99 does for Agent 86
Posted by TheHarahanian
Actually not Harahan as of 6/2023
Member since May 2017
22949 posts
Posted on 1/11/23 at 11:26 am to

Suspicious bulge

Posted by jatilen
Member since May 2020
13608 posts
Posted on 1/11/23 at 11:27 am to
Any guesses what her next husband looks like? She has a definite type



This post was edited on 1/11/23 at 11:29 am
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
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Posted on 1/11/23 at 11:28 am to
I’m not gonna take some teachers sloppy seconds
Posted by Hotgin
Kazakhstan
Member since Jan 2014
1510 posts
Posted on 1/11/23 at 11:30 am to
Is it taped to her belly?
Posted by Hook Em Horns
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Posted on 1/11/23 at 11:32 am to
I'll take the bullet here fellas. No need to worry. I'll get that money and spread it through TD. I'll report back.
Posted by PeteRose
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Posted on 1/11/23 at 11:33 am to
One site has her net worth at 33.6 billions. It would take Brian Kelly 63 years at this current salary to get that .6.
Posted by Breauxsif
Member since May 2012
22291 posts
Posted on 1/11/23 at 11:34 am to
I wonder what the ex-husband, school teacher will walk away with.
Posted by John88
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Posted on 1/11/23 at 11:35 am to
Posted by BoudinChicot
Member since Sep 2021
2141 posts
Posted on 1/11/23 at 11:36 am to
Shaving my head, I've already got the big nose.

It's a price I'm willing to pay.
This post was edited on 1/11/23 at 11:37 am
Posted by A Menace to Sobriety
Member since Jun 2018
32046 posts
Posted on 1/11/23 at 11:36 am to
Would date/marry her, but I don't want her to take my $350 of live savings I have after we inevitably divorce.
Posted by kennypowers
AR
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Posted on 1/11/23 at 11:47 am to
Wood
Posted by squid_hunt
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2021
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Posted on 1/11/23 at 11:50 am to
quote:

I could get past that gum to teeth ratio.

The "I own half of Jeff Bezos" tattoo probably helps.
Posted by squid_hunt
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2021
11272 posts
Posted on 1/11/23 at 11:51 am to
quote:

I'll take the bullet here fellas. No need to worry. I'll get that money and spread it through TD. I'll report back.

She's the real deal OT 10.
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