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re: Tell us about a messed up thing you inadvertently did to someone
Posted on 12/16/22 at 3:43 pm to magildachunks
Posted on 12/16/22 at 3:43 pm to magildachunks
Inadvertent? That is just a douche bag move.
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Posted on 12/16/22 at 3:47 pm to Ajo Devil
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His mom had this gigantic pot of chile beans on the stove, and the three of us just totally went to town on it
So y’all ate $8 worth of beans?
Posted on 12/17/22 at 1:24 am to blueridgeTiger
you deserve a downvote for the apostrophe on fessed. But, I'm not gonna give you one.
Posted on 12/17/22 at 7:42 am to 3BlockUber
quote:It was probably about a tree fiddy back then.
So y’all ate $8 worth of beans?
Posted on 12/17/22 at 7:47 am to magildachunks
Left this party with a girl, fricked her in her car, returned to party and we go our separate ways. Saw a good buddy of mine chatting her up later. Didn't think anything of it at the time. Found out a week or so later they hooked up when the party was winding down and he gave her oral pleasure. I had a lot of fun asking him how my dick tasted 
Posted on 12/17/22 at 8:00 am to BlueRunner
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BlueRunner
I trust this guy's read on bean prices
Posted on 12/17/22 at 8:10 am to sqerty
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I wanted a piece of cake and for some reason cut it round
this is my favorite one.
This post was edited on 12/17/22 at 8:11 am
Posted on 12/17/22 at 9:15 am to SwampGar
Posted on 12/17/22 at 9:52 am to magildachunks
Your parents did a great job.
Have a phone you can use to call and thank them.
Have a phone you can use to call and thank them.
Posted on 12/17/22 at 10:22 am to magildachunks
Middle school. Lunch time. Choc milk bag empty but spitting in and out of straw like all bored 8th grade boys do. Chewing on straw and its bent. Unbeknownst to me its loaded with choc milk spit loogey. Straw slips and flings the goo end over end and right onto a girls neck sitting at the next table. I turned around and made up a conversation with a kid as a distraction. The girl stood up asking who spit on her. She was big and pissed. She couldve beat me senseless easily. No one ever found out
Posted on 12/17/22 at 10:32 am to magildachunks
At the in laws house a few years ago for Christmas.
Went into the back bathroom, one that's known for having a poor toilet with low pressure that often clogs.
I took a huge dump. 9 wipes later I'm looking down at the bowl praying it slips past the threshold that I know is laughing at me.
It gets 98% flushed, but I see the stall and know that it is 100% clogged.
By the untrained eye everything looks fine.
Brother in law, the nice one, the one who used to be in choir, the one who has never cursed before, the one who says the prayer before every meal, goes in to poop.
Well, his poop on top of my already clogged poop comes rushing back up.
We got turds floating down the hallway. Who's? Nobody could say, but me. I knew whose turd that was, and it wasn't his.
Still laugh and cry every time I go to that house now.
Went into the back bathroom, one that's known for having a poor toilet with low pressure that often clogs.
I took a huge dump. 9 wipes later I'm looking down at the bowl praying it slips past the threshold that I know is laughing at me.
It gets 98% flushed, but I see the stall and know that it is 100% clogged.
By the untrained eye everything looks fine.
Brother in law, the nice one, the one who used to be in choir, the one who has never cursed before, the one who says the prayer before every meal, goes in to poop.
Well, his poop on top of my already clogged poop comes rushing back up.
We got turds floating down the hallway. Who's? Nobody could say, but me. I knew whose turd that was, and it wasn't his.
Still laugh and cry every time I go to that house now.
Posted on 12/17/22 at 11:06 am to andouille
I had a friend (B) who was in his mid-twenties and definitely a player with the ladies.
Another friend found a way to use a computer to send someone a text anonymously. On a Friday afternoon when we were all about to go home We texted B “My husband knows about us.”
4 weeks later the text led to the divorce of a female coworker and her husband.
Once the fallout hit my friend and I never said a word. We had no idea the fallout would be that bad.
Another friend found a way to use a computer to send someone a text anonymously. On a Friday afternoon when we were all about to go home We texted B “My husband knows about us.”
4 weeks later the text led to the divorce of a female coworker and her husband.
Once the fallout hit my friend and I never said a word. We had no idea the fallout would be that bad.
Posted on 12/17/22 at 11:19 am to magildachunks
I peed in the dough at a pizza place one night, thinking it would ruin the next day's batch for the buffet. The plan was to cost the a-hole owner a bunch of money.
But Showed up the next evening for work and was business as usual. All the dough had been used on the buffet.
I never meant for people to eat my pee.
But Showed up the next evening for work and was business as usual. All the dough had been used on the buffet.
I never meant for people to eat my pee.
This post was edited on 12/17/22 at 11:24 am
Posted on 12/17/22 at 12:13 pm to mikelbr
Thats assault brotha
Posted on 12/17/22 at 12:26 pm to bird35
I was spotting a friend who was bench pressing and trying to show off. He had way too much weight on the bar and at max extension, his arms started falling forward. I started forward ans I was struggling to catch the bar myself. By the time I saved his life, I was sitting on his face. He literally was suffocating on my arse and all the guys in the gym were laughing and not trying to help save either of us.
Posted on 12/17/22 at 12:39 pm to magildachunks
I think I have told this story here, but anyway....
The Friday before Katrina (Sun/Mon landfall) we are in NOLA (Bourbon) and I may have had a few. Some young kids from London who were vacationing in the US and decided NOLA is something they wanted to experience for a few weeks.
So we are drinking and having a good time and they mention the incoming hurricane is changing their plans and that they will fly out earlier than expected.
I instead decide to convince them to stay. Ain't no party like a New Orleans hurricane party! It will be a great experience they can tell everyone about and the hurricane will likely miss the city (which it did) and they can roll out by mid week if needed. I had a few in the group hooked and they said they were going to ride it out.
Never got their number and never talked to them again. No idea what happened. But the guys, and some girls, were all on board for the party.
The Friday before Katrina (Sun/Mon landfall) we are in NOLA (Bourbon) and I may have had a few. Some young kids from London who were vacationing in the US and decided NOLA is something they wanted to experience for a few weeks.
So we are drinking and having a good time and they mention the incoming hurricane is changing their plans and that they will fly out earlier than expected.
I instead decide to convince them to stay. Ain't no party like a New Orleans hurricane party! It will be a great experience they can tell everyone about and the hurricane will likely miss the city (which it did) and they can roll out by mid week if needed. I had a few in the group hooked and they said they were going to ride it out.
Never got their number and never talked to them again. No idea what happened. But the guys, and some girls, were all on board for the party.
Posted on 12/17/22 at 12:47 pm to rattlebucket
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Thats assault brotha
I know this. Felony if you intentionally spike someone's food or drink with bodily fluids. But it was never meant to be consumed. It was meant to ruin the batch and get tossed out. But I also didn't really do it. I found it on Reddit.
That's also why I didn't feel comfortable sharing this story, which I found on Reddit, until 30 years had passed.
This post was edited on 12/17/22 at 2:57 pm
Posted on 12/17/22 at 1:18 pm to magildachunks
Told a kid Santa Claus wasn’t real
Posted on 12/17/22 at 1:43 pm to magildachunks
Quite possibly the worst thing I’ve done on accident and the ripples from the event are with me today.
I was over at my best friends house as usual as we hung out all the time in high school and I had a Master P song stuck in my head. The song was “Bastard Child” and it was off of some bootleg compilation album that somehow landed P on it but I digress since I was singing the lyrics somewhat quietly to myself but audibly. My friends father had passed away about a month prior and it was an incredibly fricked up time for all of us since we all loved him dearly. I guess I was singing the song a little too loudly to myself and he overheard me. He screamed at me “you’re a fricking bastard child, you don’t even know your father. I fricking knew my dad, you met yours only a couple times.”
I was absolutely aghast, words couldn’t come to my mouth. I just got in my car and went home.
I was over at my best friends house as usual as we hung out all the time in high school and I had a Master P song stuck in my head. The song was “Bastard Child” and it was off of some bootleg compilation album that somehow landed P on it but I digress since I was singing the lyrics somewhat quietly to myself but audibly. My friends father had passed away about a month prior and it was an incredibly fricked up time for all of us since we all loved him dearly. I guess I was singing the song a little too loudly to myself and he overheard me. He screamed at me “you’re a fricking bastard child, you don’t even know your father. I fricking knew my dad, you met yours only a couple times.”
I was absolutely aghast, words couldn’t come to my mouth. I just got in my car and went home.
Posted on 12/17/22 at 1:55 pm to mikelbr
Well at least it wasnt baked goods for Livingston parish schools
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