re: Worst Christmas song

Posted by BMoney

Baton Rouge

Member since Jan 2005

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Posted on 12/8/22 at 10:17 am to NATidefan

That Christmas Shoes song is the absolute worst.

Posted by BilJ

Member since Sep 2003

158845 posts

Posted on 12/8/22 at 10:19 am to Michael T. Tiger

quote:
"So This is Christmas (War is Over)" - John Lennon

there's a maroon 5 cover of this that is dreadful even by maroon 5 standards

Posted by Olric

New Orleans

Member since Jul 2015

1901 posts

Posted on 12/8/22 at 10:21 am to NATidefan

How has no one said the Chipmunks song? I cannot listen to 5 seconds of those voices

Posted by BilJ

Member since Sep 2003

158845 posts

Posted on 12/8/22 at 10:22 am to BilJ

I'll also throw in anything by the Pentatonix. They just remind me of one of those faggy anti drug singing groups that would show up to a school assembly back in the day. Their version of the drummer boy is rage inducing "hey guys let's make the little drummer boy super hip and cool!"

This post was edited on 12/8/22 at 10:33 am

Posted by BobABooey

Parts Unknown

Member since Oct 2004

14386 posts

Posted on 12/8/22 at 10:22 am to NATidefan

Hearing that Bruce Springsteen version of Santa Claus Is Coming To Town can ruin the entire holiday season.

Posted by Buck Magnum

Springdale

Member since Dec 2003

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Posted on 12/8/22 at 10:22 am to JetsetNuggs

Bob Seger version is the only acceptable version.

quote:
Little Drummer Boy

The only correct answer is Christmas Shoes.

Posted by NATidefan

Two hours North of Birmingham

Member since Dec 2008

36348 posts

Posted on 12/8/22 at 10:22 am to fr33manator

quote:
song.
Last Christmas,
I gave you my fart,
But the very next day,
You gave me the gay,

This year, to save my poor rear,
I’ll go with a heterosexual

See even the word heterosexual doesn't fit. It doesn't rhyme or something... it's just as fricked up as the original. Arghhhh.

Posted by rented mule

Member since Sep 2005

2383 posts

Posted on 12/8/22 at 10:24 am to fr33manator

quote:
Mary Did you Know is an absolute banger.

The version performed by Voctave is one of the most amazing things you'll ever hear. LINK

Posted by SuperOcean

Member since Jun 2022

3388 posts

Posted on 12/8/22 at 10:24 am to NATidefan

The list has like a 15 way tie at the top

Anything by Mariah Wham Beatles Madonna
Then specifically...Santa baby, Rockin around the Christmas Tree, Hippo song ... Just Kitschy crap

This just is of the regularly played songs. ....if ...5 finger death punch etc has a Christmas song then that to

Posted by NATidefan

Two hours North of Birmingham

Member since Dec 2008

36348 posts

Posted on 12/8/22 at 10:24 am to Olric

quote:

How has no one said the Chipmunks song? I cannot listen to 5 seconds of those voices

AAALLLlVINNNNN!!!!

Eh, I liked it as a kid.

This post was edited on 12/8/22 at 10:25 am

Posted by Palomitz

Miami

Member since Oct 2009

2224 posts

Posted on 12/8/22 at 10:26 am to brgfather129

quote:
George Michael was a beautiful angel.

This. And to me, George's voice was one of the best in pop music.

Posted by Teufelhunden

Galvez, LA

Member since Feb 2005

5593 posts

Posted on 12/8/22 at 10:26 am to NATidefan

Grandma got run over

Posted by SmelvinRat

Slumwoody

Member since Oct 2015

1434 posts

Posted on 12/8/22 at 10:27 am to NATidefan

Grandma got run over by a reindeer.

After I hear two notes of the song, it's stuck in my head all day. Despise, despise, despise...

Posted by Skywalker

St. George

Member since Jul 2010

1249 posts

Posted on 12/8/22 at 10:27 am to Teufelhunden

Anything by Pentatonix.

Posted by fr33manator

Baton Rouge

Member since Oct 2010

124976 posts

Posted on 12/8/22 at 10:29 am to NATidefan

quote:
See even the word heterosexual doesn't fit.

I made it fit, you just aren’t parsing it right.

Squeeze the first and third syllables together and the middle one out. I promise it will fit.

Posted by NATidefan

Two hours North of Birmingham

Member since Dec 2008

36348 posts

Posted on 12/8/22 at 10:30 am to SmelvinRat

Eh, like the Chipmunks song I think Grandma got run over and the Hippo sing are fun for kids. As an adult, I'm not a fan. But Christmas isn't just for adults.