re: Most lewd sounding name town in every state

Climax, Michigan

I went to school in Dry Prong

Interesting to see weiner on top of cooter

Aggies vote Dick, MI

I think I got em all




If you’ve got Dry Wood, there’s Lubers,
Bangor, Butternuts, Climax,
If Bonesteel’s in your Goshen Hole,
You should really just relax,
Your Dickshooter’s Rough and Ready,
For her Sugar Bunker, Butts,
Miccosukee, Maybe Ballplay,
Down in Felchville, aw that’s nuts,
So come on down to Comertown,
Humptulips in Mary’s Igloo,
Or if you’ve got other Kinklers,
Honaunau-Napoopoo,
Boody, Dick, in Pee Pee Township,
Short Pump up to Floyd’s Knobs barn,
If your Bigbone gets your Brohard,
Sugar Tit, just use your arm,
Well there’s Cummings and there’s goings,
Yeah there Effingham to do it,
Splunge Essex in Cozy Corner,
Ramtown Three Way, now you Bluit,
Better watch your Keister Meister,
You’ll end up in Swallow Hill,
Virgin up in Blue Ball Village,
Cooter Down to old Felchville,
Find your Dry Prong a Woonsocket,
There’s a bunch in Beaver City,
Intercourse in Wanker’s Corner,
Sweet Lips Spread Eagle look Pretty,
I apologize to you all,
For my bawdy bold demeanor,
I’ve been all across this land,
I’ve seen a Hooker Cooter Weiner