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Yearly Thanksgiving Play By Play Gamethread
Posted on 11/22/22 at 6:50 pm
Posted on 11/22/22 at 6:50 pm
Let's get the Party Started
Obviously Thanksgiving is Thursday but family should be arriving soon.
Political arguments, trashy in laws, drunken uncles, lazy moochers in the family, file your reports here.
Obviously Thanksgiving is Thursday but family should be arriving soon.
Political arguments, trashy in laws, drunken uncles, lazy moochers in the family, file your reports here.
Posted on 11/22/22 at 6:51 pm to pioneerbasketball
Some gems from years Past:
The Mad Fratter
toddzilla
Rhino5
porkrind
Jon Ham
OlGrandad
The Mad Fratter
quote:
Last year my pissant cousin decided family Thanksgiving was the perfect time to let his preacher dad know he had been doing meth. Whatever happens this year it can't be that bad.
toddzilla
quote:
My five year old niece from my crackhead sister in law is about to get a tranquilizer dart in the neck. Other than that, no one is drinking yet, so no fireworks as of now.
ETA: Mrs. Zilla is hitting the wine due to said niece and her Mee Maw calling her fat...
UPDATE: Crackhead Sister in Law is here. Wife is ready to kick her arse. Place your bets...
Rhino5
quote:
Got food poisoning last night at approximately 1am and unleashed an ungodly hell on the toilet. Gastrointestinal Armageddon is appropriate. Slept on the bathroom floor and I'm sore as shite. Currently being dealt the leper treatment, sitting outside by myself with a fricking piece of bread. Really sucks seeing all that awesome food and not having the guts to eat it. So long as I'm good for the iron bowl. Happy thanksgiving.
porkrind
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Last year my nephew strolls in and starts calling his much larger/stronger brother a leach for still living in his dads guest house. When the brother finally got pissed off and went after him he yanked out a gun and said "HE WENT FOR MY GUN'.
That loud mouth pussy is not invited this year.
Jon Ham
quote:
Went for drinks with my wife and her parents last night. Somehow my wife and her mom started talking about how women have it harder than men or some shite. It pissed me off so I reminded them they should be thankful we gave them the right to vote but don’t thank me because it wasn’t me who did it as I would never have voted for it. I tried to say it as a joke but a joke never happened and it was just me basically telling them to STFU. Good times.
OlGrandad
quote:
While I was getting dressed, wife starts yelling in the kitchen. I go in and the Weimaraner is going through the doggy door.
He had jumped on the counter and was eating the turkey when she walked in.
I am under orders to keep quiet when the company arrives.
This will be known as the "turkey" incident of 2018.
Posted on 11/22/22 at 6:52 pm to pioneerbasketball
Going to visit the in-laws in Montana. I'll be the most liberal person for miles.
And I am not a liberal.
And I am not a liberal.
Posted on 11/22/22 at 6:53 pm to LSUBoo
Hawgnsincebirth55
VolInBavaria
rich4pres
rich4pres
thekid
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Reminds me of how the most trashy part of my family, 3 sisters 2 of which had 4 children out of wedlock (each one had the first one in high school), they smoke, drink excessively have trashy tattoos and none of them have a decent job. It was a milestone last year when one of them graduated nursing school. Well these are the same 3 that will shout out things such as "it's time to say fricking grace!" Or after someone finishes praying, "Hell yeah dig in!". They are loud and obnoxious too. Also their idea of great is chanting and I quote, "God is good, God is great let us thank him for our food, amen." Like they are frickinh children!! God I hate that part of my family.
VolInBavaria
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It's me and my GF's first Thanksgiving together. She's on her period and has been in a god awful mood all damn day. We were an hour late to her families dinner because she couldn't get her makeup to look right. I don't drink but I may start
rich4pres
quote:
My wife's sister is mad at my wife. My wife is crying. My son refuses to take a nap. And I am an arse for going to rake the leaves. And it is only Wednesday.
rich4pres
quote:
Well, part one at my side of the family is done. Here is how the conversation went with me and my uncle.
Uncle: "I can tell money has been good for you. You have gotten fat."
Me: "Oh, how you doin? So, are you still cheating on your wife? "
That was it. We stayed an hour.
quote:
Whelp, kicked an in-law out of my house alreadyPosted by TDsngumbo ? ? on 11/28/19 at 3:18 pm
She verbally attacked my wife in MY house. It’s one thing to do that in general but don’t come into my house and do it. I feel bad that things escalated the way they did but my wife is my queen. Hopefully we amend things soon.
Happy Thanksgiving, fellas.
thekid
quote:
Had my wife’s cousins invite themselves over for thanksgiving because they just got back from Bali and they are too tired to cook. Couple with a 6 and 10 yr who are the worst two kids I’ve ever dealt with. I literally hate the 6 year old boy. His parents never correct him and he is such a little a-hole. I truly believe he will become a serial killer...I told the wife we should start using his middle name to give him a head start.
Posted on 11/22/22 at 6:54 pm to pioneerbasketball
Byrdybyrd05
quote:
We are at my cousin's house in Mississippi for thanksgiving. All the family is over and he has a Apple TV and used his phone to AirPlay pictures of different family pictures he had from over the years. After he did the slideshow he went to the bathroom.
All of the sudden porn just came on the tv and loud as hell and the dude is just roasting some girl. All the family like what the hell and his wife ran to the bathroom and starts banging on the door "are you jacking off in there" he was like huh nooooo. what he forgot to do was take AirPlay off his phone so whatever he is looking at on his phone goes to the Apple TV. Now his wife is pissed and embarrassed and now tomorrow when we all meet for thanksgiving with all the family is going to be really aqward.
For me I loved it I thought it was the funniest thing ever. He came out like a hour later being embarrassed and I asked him dude what was that. He told me he hasnt have sex with his wife in weeks and said he was gonna do him lol. Now when all the family comes over tomorrow he doesn't want to be there.
I told him just blame your wife and say well if we just had sex none of this would of ever happen lol.
Posted on 11/22/22 at 6:55 pm to pioneerbasketball
quote:
It pissed me off so I reminded them they should be thankful we gave them the right to vote but don’t thank me because it wasn’t me who did it as I would never have voted for it.
This makes me every time I read it.
Posted on 11/22/22 at 6:57 pm to pioneerbasketball
Won’t be able to participate. Cooking red beans and fried fish that I will catch Thursday morning.
Going to be myself and do whatever I want to do.
Happy Thanksgiving
Look forward to reading the thread as it always fun.
Going to be myself and do whatever I want to do.
Happy Thanksgiving
Look forward to reading the thread as it always fun.
This post was edited on 11/22/22 at 6:58 pm
Posted on 11/22/22 at 6:57 pm to deaconjones35
Forgot which poster this was. He had family that wouldnt eat in the house because of the virus so they would eat outside in the back yard.
Posted on 11/22/22 at 6:57 pm to pioneerbasketball
I’m looking forward to laughing my butt off. I love this time of year.
Posted on 11/22/22 at 6:59 pm to sledgehammer
Will post more quotes/posts from years past later.
Posted on 11/22/22 at 7:02 pm to pioneerbasketball
Holy shite. That’s crazy
Posted on 11/22/22 at 7:03 pm to pioneerbasketball
Ima cause a row by picking all the oysters out of the oyster dressing.
Posted on 11/22/22 at 7:05 pm to pioneerbasketball
MIL prepares food for about 40 and 8-11 show as a maximum. Every year we discuss it and decide on a sane amount of food. She starts adding stuff about 2 weeks before and then here we are again. But, I eat like a king for a week or so. LOL
Posted on 11/22/22 at 7:07 pm to pioneerbasketball
My sister is putting feelers out if it’s ok to come with her twins that have hand foot mouth.
She is getting mad when anyone says that we would rather her not.
We shall see if she shows up.
She is getting mad when anyone says that we would rather her not.
We shall see if she shows up.
Posted on 11/22/22 at 7:08 pm to Yewkindewit
quote:
MIL prepares food for about 40 and 8-11 show as a maximum. Every year we discuss it and decide on a sane amount of food.
My Aunt and Uncle are the same way. They prep like they're feeding the LSU football team and only a dozen or so people are ever there. Plenty of leftovers though!
Posted on 11/22/22 at 7:09 pm to pioneerbasketball
Airplay was the greatest Thanksgiving thread of all time.
Posted on 11/22/22 at 7:10 pm to pioneerbasketball
Oh I’ve been waiting for this one!
Posted on 11/22/22 at 7:11 pm to Bigfishchoupique
quote:
Cooking red beans and fried fish that I will catch Thursday morning.
Love that confidence.
Posted on 11/22/22 at 7:12 pm to pioneerbasketball
Arguing whether football or soccer (World Cup) should be on the TV will be a nice added twist this year.
Posted on 11/22/22 at 7:17 pm to BlackCoffeeKid
Inviting a bunch of aggies over?
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