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It’s science. Metal musicians and fans are gay
Posted on 10/4/22 at 7:20 pm
Posted on 10/4/22 at 7:20 pm
New research indicates that men who play guitar in extreme metal bands do it to impress other men
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This post was edited on 10/4/22 at 7:21 pm
Posted on 10/4/22 at 7:22 pm to C W
I think you wrote this post to impress other men...and failed.
Posted on 10/4/22 at 7:22 pm to C W
Where does driving a monster jeep fall in thst continuum? Between macrame and all-male beach volleyball? But before heavy metal guitar?
This post was edited on 10/4/22 at 8:07 pm
Posted on 10/4/22 at 7:24 pm to C W
I do it to impress satan
This post was edited on 10/4/22 at 7:29 pm
Posted on 10/4/22 at 7:24 pm to C W
So one metal guitarist fricks your boyfriend and now they all are gay?
Posted on 10/4/22 at 7:29 pm to C W
In my experience.. A lot of musicians just play to impress other musicians.. But aight do go on about your obsession with gay men.
Posted on 10/4/22 at 7:32 pm to C W
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Metal musicians and fans are gay
Posted on 10/4/22 at 7:37 pm to Milo of Croton
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A lot of musicians just play to impress other musicians.
Posted on 10/4/22 at 7:41 pm to C W
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research indicates that men who play guitar in extreme metal bands do it to impress other men
Why isn’t this obvious? Men love to compete and want to be recognized.
Posted on 10/4/22 at 7:42 pm to C W
We’ll, girls don’t play guitar.
Posted on 10/4/22 at 8:31 pm to C W
That's why I play guitar in a blues rock band, to impress straight middle-aged women.
And I sing vocals in a pop punk band to impress no-one.
I pretty much just make music that teenage me would have wanted to listen to.
And I sing vocals in a pop punk band to impress no-one.
I pretty much just make music that teenage me would have wanted to listen to.
This post was edited on 10/4/22 at 8:34 pm
Posted on 10/4/22 at 8:36 pm to C W
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men who play guitar in extreme metal bands do it to impress other men
Most things men do is to impress other men. You’re fooling yourself if you think otherwise.
Women don’t care about your golf score or post count or squat numbers or sales numbers or backyard grass cultivation or that you can change your own oil or whatever else.
Men compete against other men to see who is the best and have since the dawn of time.
This post was edited on 10/4/22 at 8:39 pm
Posted on 10/4/22 at 8:41 pm to jrodLSUke
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We’ll, girls don’t play guitar.
Orianthi can shred.
Posted on 10/4/22 at 8:48 pm to facher08
Nita Strauss is my boss’s cousin. She shreds pretty hard.
Bossman was also once a relatively well-known 80’s hair metal shredder.
Bossman was also once a relatively well-known 80’s hair metal shredder.
Posted on 10/4/22 at 8:54 pm to Richard Grayson
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Women don’t care about your golf score or post count or squat numbers
I've been trying to show my wife these juicy calves with a sick pump I've been working on for the past 6 months. Sadly she doesn't give a shite.. But the bros.. They give a shite.
Posted on 10/4/22 at 8:56 pm to jrodLSUke
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We’ll, girls don’t play guitar.
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Posted on 10/4/22 at 8:58 pm to C W
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