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Posted on 8/28/22 at 8:55 pm to BeepNode
All countries of the earth immediately eliminate all gasoline vehicles, all coal burning plants and restrict emissions into the air. No planes are allowed to fly and only fires allowed for cooking and heat.
In 50 years, the aliens return and inform the earthlings that they have not reduced the population by 50%, and the motherships will commence their attack in sixty seconds and destroy the earth. The U.S. President slaps his head, and says Population? I thought you said Polution!
In 50 years, the aliens return and inform the earthlings that they have not reduced the population by 50%, and the motherships will commence their attack in sixty seconds and destroy the earth. The U.S. President slaps his head, and says Population? I thought you said Polution!
Posted on 8/28/22 at 8:59 pm to BeepNode
quote:The proposed completion date for construction of the BR Loop is moved by the DOTD to 49 years and 364 days.
What happens next?
Posted on 8/28/22 at 9:01 pm to BeepNode
quote:
What happens next?
Our government sends Neptune 89.1 billion dollars for gender equality studies
Posted on 8/28/22 at 9:02 pm to BeepNode
quote:
What happens next?
Send more Chuck Berry! Or, else!!
Posted on 8/28/22 at 9:03 pm to BeepNode
I'll be dead in 50 years even under ideal circumstances. My teens and 20s were rough on me ![](https://images.tigerdroppings.com/Images/Icons/IconLOL.gif)
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Posted on 8/28/22 at 9:04 pm to ptra
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Hopefully they blow up Congress like the aliens did in Mars Attacks.
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Posted on 8/28/22 at 9:08 pm to OweO
quote:
Ask them if they have any sluts on their planet
Chris, you could travel to the planet Slutulon 69, in the Slutty Way Galaxy, and be given an audience with Queen Slut Slutropatra, who takes all comers…
And still be turned away with a dry little gherkin.
Posted on 8/28/22 at 9:18 pm to BeepNode
a certain segment of the population demands anything other than them bwing guaranteed survival as being nothing short of facism
racism classism...basicall all isms
racism classism...basicall all isms
Posted on 8/28/22 at 9:23 pm to TigerOnTheMountain
quote:
Democrats blame Trump
Coming from the mouthbreathers that adopted LGB because they were too scared to say FJB.
Posted on 8/28/22 at 9:24 pm to BeepNode
Won't matter. We'll never survive past January 18, 2038.
Y2038 bug.
Y2038 bug.
Posted on 8/28/22 at 9:26 pm to BeepNode
quote:
No explanation was given.
quote:oh you are one of those .....
it could be because they just think we would be better off with 4 billion people instead of 12 or whatever it would otherwise be in 50
Posted on 8/28/22 at 9:27 pm to AlonsoWDC
quote:
Coming from the mouthbreathers that adopted LGB because they were too scared to say FJB.
That’s not what happened you lying sack of shite. Ironically, lying is exactly how LGB came about.
Posted on 8/28/22 at 9:35 pm to BeepNode
quote:
BeepNode"You are still not ready. We will return in 50 years. Reduce your population by half.
And here’s where you’re post goes off the rails. If this alien civilization is smart enough to master interstellar navigation, they’re smart enough to know the notion the earth is overpopulated is pure bullshite.
Posted on 8/28/22 at 9:41 pm to BeepNode
Come sail away, come sail away, come sail away with me, lad.
Posted on 8/28/22 at 9:43 pm to AlonsoWDC
quote:
Coming from the mouthbreathers that adopted LGB because they were too scared to say FJB.
Lmfao LGB was created by a reporter that was too scared to report that FJB was what was actually being chanted you goddamn retard.
Posted on 8/28/22 at 9:48 pm to AlonsoWDC
quote:You really missed that one, didn’t you?
AlonsoWDC
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