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re: 32 motherships suddenly appear over major cities all over the world. Their message says..

Posted on 8/28/22 at 8:54 pm to
Posted by ptra
Member since Nov 2006
1430 posts
Posted on 8/28/22 at 8:54 pm to
Hopefully they blow up Congress like the aliens did in Mars Attacks.
Posted by nealnan
Nw Orleans
Member since Sep 2014
143 posts
Posted on 8/28/22 at 8:55 pm to
All countries of the earth immediately eliminate all gasoline vehicles, all coal burning plants and restrict emissions into the air. No planes are allowed to fly and only fires allowed for cooking and heat.
In 50 years, the aliens return and inform the earthlings that they have not reduced the population by 50%, and the motherships will commence their attack in sixty seconds and destroy the earth. The U.S. President slaps his head, and says Population? I thought you said Polution!
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
66283 posts
Posted on 8/28/22 at 8:59 pm to
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What happens next?
The proposed completion date for construction of the BR Loop is moved by the DOTD to 49 years and 364 days.
Posted by TheRouxGuru
Member since Nov 2019
8753 posts
Posted on 8/28/22 at 9:01 pm to
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What happens next?


Our government sends Neptune 89.1 billion dollars for gender equality studies
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124963 posts
Posted on 8/28/22 at 9:02 pm to
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What happens next?


Posted by beachdude
FL
Member since Nov 2008
5699 posts
Posted on 8/28/22 at 9:02 pm to
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What happens next?


Send more Chuck Berry! Or, else!!
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
49122 posts
Posted on 8/28/22 at 9:03 pm to
I'll be dead in 50 years even under ideal circumstances. My teens and 20s were rough on me
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124963 posts
Posted on 8/28/22 at 9:04 pm to
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Hopefully they blow up Congress like the aliens did in Mars Attacks.


Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124963 posts
Posted on 8/28/22 at 9:08 pm to
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Ask them if they have any sluts on their planet



Chris, you could travel to the planet Slutulon 69, in the Slutty Way Galaxy, and be given an audience with Queen Slut Slutropatra, who takes all comers…


And still be turned away with a dry little gherkin.

Posted by DomincDecoco
of no fixed abode
Member since Oct 2018
10929 posts
Posted on 8/28/22 at 9:18 pm to
a certain segment of the population demands anything other than them bwing guaranteed survival as being nothing short of facism
racism classism...basicall all isms
Posted by AlonsoWDC
Memphis, where it ain't Ten-a-Key
Member since Aug 2014
8800 posts
Posted on 8/28/22 at 9:23 pm to
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Democrats blame Trump


Coming from the mouthbreathers that adopted LGB because they were too scared to say FJB.
Posted by NorthEndZone
Member since Dec 2008
11599 posts
Posted on 8/28/22 at 9:24 pm to
Won't matter. We'll never survive past January 18, 2038.

Y2038 bug.
Posted by CarRamrod
Spurbury, VT
Member since Dec 2006
57528 posts
Posted on 8/28/22 at 9:26 pm to
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No explanation was given.
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it could be because they just think we would be better off with 4 billion people instead of 12 or whatever it would otherwise be in 50
oh you are one of those .....
Posted by Roll Tide Ravens
Birmingham, AL
Member since Nov 2015
43152 posts
Posted on 8/28/22 at 9:27 pm to
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What happens next?



Posted by TigerOnTheMountain
Higher Elevation
Member since Oct 2014
41773 posts
Posted on 8/28/22 at 9:27 pm to
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Coming from the mouthbreathers that adopted LGB because they were too scared to say FJB.


That’s not what happened you lying sack of shite. Ironically, lying is exactly how LGB came about.
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
65109 posts
Posted on 8/28/22 at 9:35 pm to
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BeepNode"You are still not ready. We will return in 50 years. Reduce your population by half.


And here’s where you’re post goes off the rails. If this alien civilization is smart enough to master interstellar navigation, they’re smart enough to know the notion the earth is overpopulated is pure bullshite.
Posted by VernonPLSUfan
Leesville, La.
Member since Sep 2007
16026 posts
Posted on 8/28/22 at 9:41 pm to
Come sail away, come sail away, come sail away with me, lad.
Posted by DaBeerz
Member since Sep 2004
17069 posts
Posted on 8/28/22 at 9:42 pm to
Posted by LawTiger18
Member since Aug 2022
657 posts
Posted on 8/28/22 at 9:43 pm to
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Coming from the mouthbreathers that adopted LGB because they were too scared to say FJB.

Lmfao LGB was created by a reporter that was too scared to report that FJB was what was actually being chanted you goddamn retard.
Posted by Wolfhound45
Hanging with Chicken in Lurkistan
Member since Nov 2009
120000 posts
Posted on 8/28/22 at 9:48 pm to
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AlonsoWDC
You really missed that one, didn’t you?
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