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I'm just the guy that makes Amazon boxes dissappear
Posted on 8/22/22 at 6:52 pm
Posted on 8/22/22 at 6:52 pm
If I ignored the empty Amazon boxes my wife leaves on the floor, my house would be covered end to end in cardboard boxes. But I can't, and my wife knows it. So she leaves them for me to make them disappear. i dont buy any of the crap. Why cant women fold up boxes and place in the bin? End rant
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Posted on 8/22/22 at 6:52 pm to Hobie101
You are an enabler
Posted on 8/22/22 at 6:53 pm to Hobie101
Subtle my wife has my balls in her purse brag.
Posted on 8/22/22 at 6:53 pm to Hobie101
Pics of her box?
Posted on 8/22/22 at 6:57 pm to Hobie101
Ummm we need a reason to care about your rant- please post photos of your wife so we can rate an approp GAFs
Posted on 8/22/22 at 7:00 pm to Hobie101
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i dont buy any of the crap. Why cant women fold up boxes and place in the bin?
Grow a pair and cancel the Amazon account.
Posted on 8/22/22 at 7:00 pm to Hobie101
Ours gets thrown into a hidden corner and burned once a week. I would need 4 trashcans if I tried to throw away all of these fricking boxes.
Posted on 8/22/22 at 7:01 pm to Hobie101
Just start lighting them on fire where they lay. She'll get the message.
Posted on 8/22/22 at 7:02 pm to Hobie101
I like to place our empty boxes back on the front porch with “surprises”.
Posted on 8/22/22 at 7:02 pm to Hobie101
Serious answer: take the boxes and put them in her car.
Posted on 8/22/22 at 7:02 pm to Hobie101
Frickin shoes and purses, shoes and purses. Jeezus
Posted on 8/22/22 at 7:03 pm to Hobie101
It’s alright to clean up after your spouse as long as she has some “other qualities” that benefit you! 
Posted on 8/22/22 at 7:03 pm to Hobie101
quote:
I'm just the guy that makes Amazon boxes dissappear
No youre not. You’re also the guy that’s pays for all those Amazon boxes and everything in them.
Posted on 8/22/22 at 7:03 pm to Hobie101
Take her pants. Wear them.
Posted on 8/22/22 at 7:03 pm to Hobie101
Your wife is a junkie and you help her remain a junkie.
Posted on 8/22/22 at 7:09 pm to RIO Goose
quote:
Serious answer: take the boxes and put them in her car.
Only other alternative to this is to fill them with all of the make up, hair shite, and other trinkets I’m sure she has cluttered on her side of the bathroom. Two birds, one stone.
Posted on 8/22/22 at 7:09 pm to Hobie101
doesn't the OT have rules?? Pics??
Posted on 8/22/22 at 7:21 pm to sawtooth
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I like to place our empty boxes back on the front porch with “surprises”.
Good job. When my daughter was still in diapers and we lived in an area where porch piracy was a problem I’d load Amazon boxes up with poop filled diapers and plastic bags of used cat litter. Tape them back up and leave them by our front door. Got rid of a lot of baby and cat crap that way.
Posted on 8/22/22 at 7:21 pm to Hobie101
Make a fort.
Posted on 8/22/22 at 7:21 pm to Hobie101
Is she properly trained? Make sure you show her all the steps and set expectations with her. That don’t work then…
2 options
1. Discipline her.
2. Take her to dealership and trade her in.
2 options
1. Discipline her.
2. Take her to dealership and trade her in.
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