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Posted on 8/13/22 at 10:16 pm to
Posted by OMWsux
Member since Jan 2015
166 posts
Posted on 8/13/22 at 10:16 pm to
I turned 40 and began feeling like I was tearing my rotator cuff just from side-sleeping. Sucks.
Posted by Maytheporkbewithyou
Member since Aug 2016
12648 posts
Posted on 8/13/22 at 10:23 pm to
When you have...

Wait, what is this thread about? Dang it, I have to go pee.
Posted by Cycledude
Member since Jul 2018
1719 posts
Posted on 8/13/22 at 10:25 pm to
When an impromptu basketball game leads to a sore back the next couple days!
Posted by JodyPlauche
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2009
8888 posts
Posted on 8/13/22 at 10:50 pm to
quote:

AARP celebrates the connection between music and brain health with Debbie Gibson.
Posted by LSUtoBOOT
Member since Aug 2012
12481 posts
Posted on 8/14/22 at 4:33 am to
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Twice


Make that three times every night.
Posted by FredBear
Georgia
Member since Aug 2017
15036 posts
Posted on 8/14/22 at 7:19 am to
When you have several options of things to do on a Friday night and you choose the one that gets you home the quickest
Posted by gumbo2176
Member since May 2018
15237 posts
Posted on 8/14/22 at 7:26 am to
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Seeing all these children of professional athletes in the leagues.




Wait until you realize they have also been long retired.
Posted by gumbo2176
Member since May 2018
15237 posts
Posted on 8/14/22 at 7:30 am to
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I turned 40 and began feeling like I was tearing my rotator cuff just from side-sleeping. Sucks.



Yep. I use to always sleep on my side, but haven't in many years due to waking up in pain from whichever shoulder was hitting the mattress.

I'll try it every now and then, but fail miserably after about 15 minutes and just concede I'll be sleeping on my back till the day I croak.
Posted by udtiger
Over your left shoulder
Member since Nov 2006
99094 posts
Posted on 8/14/22 at 7:41 am to
You're on your 4th spouse
Posted by LRB1967
Tennessee
Member since Dec 2020
15804 posts
Posted on 8/14/22 at 7:52 am to
Your new beverage of choice is Metamucil.
Posted by ewilliams000
Castor Springs
Member since Feb 2012
1956 posts
Posted on 8/14/22 at 8:07 am to
The McDonalds cashier gives you a senior discount coffee without you asking.
Posted by davyjones
NELA
Member since Feb 2019
30246 posts
Posted on 8/14/22 at 8:18 am to
And you watch 10 seasons of American Pickers in a loop.
This post was edited on 8/14/22 at 8:19 am
Posted by andouille
A table near a waiter.
Member since Dec 2004
10716 posts
Posted on 8/14/22 at 8:28 am to
You remember when your farts were dry and your dreams were wet.
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
64730 posts
Posted on 8/14/22 at 8:38 am to
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I see an old guy in the grocery store and realized I graduated with him.


I still remember the first time I ran into a girl I went to high school with and she introduced me to her grandkids.

That was over 5 years ago.
Posted by gumbo2176
Member since May 2018
15237 posts
Posted on 8/14/22 at 11:15 am to
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Seeing all these children of professional athletes in the leagues.




Joe Frazier's son Marvis tried his hand at boxing and got destroyed by Mike Tyson in one round.

Muhammad Ali's daughter Laila boxed and did well for herself before retiring. Now Ali's grandson is campaigning in the pro ranks.

Hector "Macho" Camacho's son went on to become a very good boxer and is now retired.

Julio Caesar Chavez, multiple world champion in boxing saw his son follow him in the ring with fair results.

Kostya Tszyu's son Tim is now boxing and a world champion holding one of the alphabet soup titles.

And that's just boxers I can name off the top of my head.

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