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Posted on 8/13/22 at 7:12 pm
Posted by AUriptide
Member since Aug 2009
7350 posts
Posted on 8/13/22 at 7:12 pm
Your TV ask you "Are you still there?"

Just reached that point today.

Also, I got covid, so I'm wondering, if it expects me to die.
This post was edited on 8/13/22 at 7:13 pm
Posted by NicotineFree2022
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2022
624 posts
Posted on 8/13/22 at 7:13 pm to
When you wake up in the middle of the night to pee
Posted by DontThreadOnMe
Member since Jul 2022
364 posts
Posted on 8/13/22 at 7:14 pm to
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When you wake up in the middle of the night to pee


Wrong.

Old is when you don't wake up regardless of needing to pee or not.
Posted by jrodLSUke
Premium
Member since Jan 2011
22328 posts
Posted on 8/13/22 at 7:15 pm to
The Crackpot ASOIAF thread hits its 10 year anniversary.
Posted by weagle99
Member since Nov 2011
35893 posts
Posted on 8/13/22 at 7:16 pm to
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I got covid


Why in the world is any rational person taking covid tests these days?
This post was edited on 8/13/22 at 7:17 pm
Posted by Wolfhound45
Hanging with Chicken in Lurkistan
Member since Nov 2009
120000 posts
Posted on 8/13/22 at 7:18 pm to
quote:

Also, I got covid, so I'm wondering, if it expects me to die.
That is horrible.

So what kind of TV do you have? Asking for myself.
Posted by armsdealer
Member since Feb 2016
11542 posts
Posted on 8/13/22 at 7:19 pm to
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Why in the world is any rational person taking covid tests these days?


If I call in sick I get hassled. If I call in "Covid" I get mandatory 10 day vacation...

I DON'T care if I have Covid or a cold but some people do.
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
55325 posts
Posted on 8/13/22 at 7:20 pm to
you injure yourself sleeping.
Posted by Athis
Member since Aug 2016
11856 posts
Posted on 8/13/22 at 7:21 pm to
Taking a full dump...
Posted by HogBalls
Member since Nov 2014
8595 posts
Posted on 8/13/22 at 7:21 pm to
I see an old guy in the grocery store and realized I graduated with him.
Posted by philly444
stuck in contraflow
Member since Nov 2008
11402 posts
Posted on 8/13/22 at 7:21 pm to
This happens to everyone actually
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
62986 posts
Posted on 8/13/22 at 7:23 pm to
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When you wake up in the middle of the night to pee


CPAP eliminated this for me
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
98577 posts
Posted on 8/13/22 at 7:23 pm to
When the bands you were already too old for in their heyday are featured on PBS pledge drives.
Posted by OK Roughneck
The Sooner State
Member since Aug 2021
9874 posts
Posted on 8/13/22 at 7:24 pm to
Having to grab reading glasses every time you need to read or work on something.
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
63830 posts
Posted on 8/13/22 at 7:26 pm to
...when you get white pubes.
Posted by bayoudude
Member since Dec 2007
24991 posts
Posted on 8/13/22 at 7:27 pm to
Nah hard one for me is when a cute girl calls you mister when talking to you. Rather soul crushing
Posted by Nephropidae
Brentwood
Member since Nov 2018
2407 posts
Posted on 8/13/22 at 7:28 pm to
when new neighbors are surprised when you tell them you've been living there over 10 years.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
66176 posts
Posted on 8/13/22 at 7:32 pm to
quote:

Also, I got covid, so I'm wondering, if it expects me to die.
quote:

Auburn Fan
I think the word for one less Aubie Fan is “progress”.
Posted by Abstract Queso Dip
Member since Mar 2021
5878 posts
Posted on 8/13/22 at 7:35 pm to
When you know all the words to the Allman Brothers song Jessica
Posted by bad93ex
Walnut Cove
Member since Sep 2018
27576 posts
Posted on 8/13/22 at 7:39 pm to
I felt it when I thought about how long ago the hit group Ace of Base debuted, it was devastating.
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