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My wife apparently doesn’t like Role play
Posted on 7/13/22 at 5:39 pm
Posted on 7/13/22 at 5:39 pm
I wanted her to feel like Galandriel from Lord of the Rings and decided to pretend I was the Goblin King rampaging the Misty Mountains in order to make my way to seize the green gem in the silver brooch.
I kinda went wild for a minute or two gobbling after her butt.
After we were done, I felt I had conquered Bree, but she got really awkward.
I think it’s time to light the beacons and call for help from the realm of men.
I kinda went wild for a minute or two gobbling after her butt.
After we were done, I felt I had conquered Bree, but she got really awkward.
I think it’s time to light the beacons and call for help from the realm of men.
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Posted on 7/13/22 at 5:42 pm to theunknownknight
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My wife apparently doesn’t like Role play
She does with me
Posted on 7/13/22 at 5:42 pm to theunknownknight
Butt goblin
Great band name
Great band name
Posted on 7/13/22 at 5:43 pm to theunknownknight
Posted on 7/13/22 at 5:43 pm to theunknownknight
Posted on 7/13/22 at 5:43 pm to Major Dutch Schaefer
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She does with me
She does enjoy diddling little boys with tiny Weiners
Posted on 7/13/22 at 5:44 pm to theunknownknight
She is wondering where you learned this, and whose butt you've gobbled.
Posted on 7/13/22 at 5:45 pm to theunknownknight
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I think it’s time to light the beacons and call for help from the realm of men.
Never took you for a cuckold, bud.
Posted on 7/13/22 at 5:45 pm to Yat27
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Never took you for a cuckold, bud.
We stand together or fall not together
Posted on 7/13/22 at 5:47 pm to theunknownknight
My wife buys frozen dinner roles 
Posted on 7/13/22 at 5:49 pm to theunknownknight
I like to role play as a dead beat dad to see what it feels like for 5 minutes.
Hard being the best dad on the planet all the time.
Hard being the best dad on the planet all the time.
Posted on 7/13/22 at 5:50 pm to theunknownknight
You are doing it wrong. She isn't into Lord of the Rings. With me, she has a curly blonde wig and she likes to play Ruth from Ozarks and I play Marty.
Posted on 7/13/22 at 5:52 pm to theunknownknight
Wives are mostly boring in the bedroom once they get the ring and kids
Posted on 7/13/22 at 5:52 pm to theunknownknight
Posted on 7/13/22 at 5:56 pm to theunknownknight
Posted on 7/13/22 at 5:57 pm to theunknownknight
I am aroused. Time to get home and think hard about the goblin king
Posted on 7/13/22 at 6:06 pm to theunknownknight
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Role play
Don't take her to Lambert's...
Posted on 7/14/22 at 9:54 am to theunknownknight
My wife likes roll play.
Posted on 7/14/22 at 9:58 am to theunknownknight
When I was in university I had this one bird come to my flat one night with a bulldog and corgi costume. Her intentions were to peg me w/ some kind of dog chew. These gypsies from Shetland are some twisted cunts, mate.
Posted on 7/14/22 at 9:59 am to theunknownknight
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We stand together or fall not together
So close.
The best way to say this would be
We Stand Together or Fall Apart.
How is that not a movie tag line already?
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