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When you’re wife and kids are in the car with you & you need to fart…
Posted on 6/29/22 at 1:05 pm
Posted on 6/29/22 at 1:05 pm
Do you normally hold it in until you get to your destination and let it blast when you get out the car, or do you let it out in the car and wait for it to hit them?
I’m not married, but if I’m with my girlfriend or friends, I just let it out and wait for it to hit them. If I’m with people I don’t know too well, I’ll hold it
I’m not married, but if I’m with my girlfriend or friends, I just let it out and wait for it to hit them. If I’m with people I don’t know too well, I’ll hold it

Posted on 6/29/22 at 1:06 pm to cbree88
I normally let it rip anytime/anywhere unless I’m in a professional setting
Posted on 6/29/22 at 1:06 pm to cbree88
I was told by someone, somewhere, at sometime that it is not healthy to hold in gas.
I live by this advise.
I live by this advise.
Posted on 6/29/22 at 1:07 pm to cbree88
I lock the windows and let it rip.
Posted on 6/29/22 at 1:08 pm to cbree88
quote:when you are wife
When you’re wife
Posted on 6/29/22 at 1:08 pm to cbree88
Let it out silently and blame one of the kids.
Or, let it out silently and crack one of the kids windows so it gets sucked back to them.
Depending on my mood at the time.
Or, let it out silently and crack one of the kids windows so it gets sucked back to them.
Depending on my mood at the time.
Posted on 6/29/22 at 1:09 pm to mikelbr
quote:
I lock the windows and let it rip.
This
Posted on 6/29/22 at 1:10 pm to cbree88
Let it rip, crack their windows so it gets pulled toward them.
Posted on 6/29/22 at 1:11 pm to cbree88
You have to have the highest thread to post count ratio ever for someone who regularly posts.
And boy are they bad.
And boy are they bad.
Posted on 6/29/22 at 1:12 pm to CaptainsWafer
Most of his posts are about shite or farts.
He probably enjoyed two girls one cup.
He probably enjoyed two girls one cup.
Posted on 6/29/22 at 1:12 pm to CaptainsWafer
Why keep posting in them if they’re so bad? My threads usually last a long time and have a lot of people commenting on them.
Posted on 6/29/22 at 1:13 pm to cbree88
Ask one of my sons to pull my finger and then let it rip.
Posted on 6/29/22 at 1:24 pm to cbree88
I think this may be the first one I’ve posted in.
Posted on 6/29/22 at 1:26 pm to CaptainsWafer
As stated above. Let it rip is the only correct answer
Posted on 6/29/22 at 1:31 pm to cbree88
Open the window.
Don’t say a thing.
Don’t say a thing.
Posted on 6/29/22 at 1:36 pm to cbree88
I’m married with kids, I don’t hold it in for anyone
Posted on 6/29/22 at 1:36 pm to cbree88
at least your horrible threads are getting anchored.
Posted on 6/29/22 at 1:37 pm to cbree88
Let it out silently and then ask if anyone smells popcorn and wait for them to take in a deep breath.



Posted on 6/29/22 at 1:42 pm to cbree88
I usually lock all windows so the stench can't escape the car. But I'm an a-hole, so that's that.
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