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re: Elephant kills 70 year old Indian woman; returns to her funeral to desecrate her corpse
Posted on 6/13/22 at 10:55 am to OMLandshark
Posted on 6/13/22 at 10:55 am to OMLandshark
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Elephant kills 70 year old Indian woman; returns to her funeral to desecrate her corpse
A+ thread title.
Posted on 6/13/22 at 11:01 am to OMLandshark
sounds like a personal beef.
Posted on 6/13/22 at 11:28 am to OMLandshark
That old lady knew what she did to that elephant
Posted on 6/13/22 at 11:28 am to SG_Geaux
Sounds like the plot of Jaws: The Revenge where they fly to the Bahamas on vacation and somehow the shark knows and follows them there.
Gotta be more to the story.
Gotta be more to the story.
Posted on 6/13/22 at 11:43 am to OMLandshark
Dang it. I read this story and can't stop laughing about it. This shouldn't be funny.
Posted on 6/13/22 at 11:50 am to Maytheporkbewithyou
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Dang it. I read this story and can't stop laughing about it. This shouldn't be funny.
Same. I keep imagining a spoof movie where an elephant keeps appearing out of nowhere angry as frick and the townspeople react by looking up and screaming at it with their hands raised like the old Gojira (Godzilla) Chinese movies.
Posted on 6/13/22 at 11:57 am to ColdTurkey
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the old Gojira (Godzilla) Chinese movies.
Those were Japanese, sir.
Posted on 6/13/22 at 12:11 pm to Toroballistic
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appeared out of nowhere.
I hate that statement. Did he just materialized right next to her?
New technology. Teleportation.
Posted on 6/13/22 at 12:19 pm to Vamos Brandonos
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Nobody hates donkeys.
Possibly but there is one definite reason why a donkey is associated with democrats. A donkey is the most stubborn, laziest animal on earth.
Posted on 6/13/22 at 6:58 pm to Ponchy Tiger
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Possibly but there is one definite reason why a donkey is associated with democrats. A donkey is the most stubborn, laziest animal on earth.
I don’t think a donkey is known for being lazy. They’re out in the fields to fight predators that are going out to kill the flock. If anything, I think a donkey is stereotypically a hardworking animal. Stubborn, sure, but not lazy.
This post was edited on 6/13/22 at 7:04 pm
Posted on 6/13/22 at 7:11 pm to Vamos Brandonos
FJB. Dems and their leadership are flat out delusional and are ruining our country.
Posted on 6/13/22 at 7:12 pm to OMLandshark
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An elephant in eastern India killed a 70-year-old woman and then returned to her funeral to trample her corpse.
Hardcore gangster elephant
Posted on 6/13/22 at 7:16 pm to OMLandshark
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Murmu
This is now what I want my grandchildren to call their grandmother.
Posted on 6/13/22 at 7:17 pm to OMLandshark
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After being trampled, Ms Murmu was taken to hospital where she died from her injuries, police officer Lopamudra Nayak was quoted as saying to the Press Trust of India news agency. Reports said when family members gathered for the funeral and were in the middle of performing last rites, the same elephant appeared, lifted Ms Murmu’s body from the funeral pyre and trampled it again, as shocked mourners looked on.
Holy shite, that's funny.
Posted on 6/13/22 at 7:37 pm to OMLandshark
Every news reporter in India ought to be fired if they don't interview the family till they get an answer as to why?
Posted on 6/13/22 at 7:39 pm to jeffsdad
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Every news reporter in India ought to be fired if they don't interview the family till they get an answer as to why?
Seriously, that’s a headline from the Onion of old when they were funny. This has to be among the most darkly hilarious stories I’ve ever heard.
This post was edited on 6/13/22 at 7:44 pm
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