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Posted on 5/12/22 at 4:02 am
Posted on 5/12/22 at 4:02 am
Morning all
JOTD
The geography of a woman as she ages: (from a friend)
Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa .
Half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally Beautiful!
Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe.
Well developed and open to trade, especially for someone of real value.
Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain.
Very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.
Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece.
Gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.
Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain.
With a glorious and all conquering past.
Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel.
Has been through war, doesn't make the same mistakes twice,
and takes care of business.
Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada.
Self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.
After 70, she becomes Tibet.
Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages. An adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge.
THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN
Between 1 and 100, a man is like North Korea and Russia:
Ruled by a pair of nuts.
JOTD
The geography of a woman as she ages: (from a friend)
Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa .
Half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally Beautiful!
Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe.
Well developed and open to trade, especially for someone of real value.
Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain.
Very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.
Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece.
Gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.
Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain.
With a glorious and all conquering past.
Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel.
Has been through war, doesn't make the same mistakes twice,
and takes care of business.
Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada.
Self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.
After 70, she becomes Tibet.
Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages. An adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge.
THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN
Between 1 and 100, a man is like North Korea and Russia:
Ruled by a pair of nuts.
This post was edited on 5/12/22 at 4:04 am
Posted on 5/12/22 at 4:06 am to dyslexiateechur
Mawnin Teech
Posted on 5/12/22 at 4:16 am to dyslexiateechur
Posted on 5/12/22 at 4:24 am to dyslexiateechur
Morning
This post was edited on 5/12/22 at 4:25 am
Posted on 5/12/22 at 4:57 am to dyslexiateechur
Morning
Posted on 5/12/22 at 5:04 am to dyslexiateechur
Morning Teech, OT'ers.
Had the bronchoscopy biopsy yesterday to find out wtf is going on with the tumors, will know results in two weeks.
Had the bronchoscopy biopsy yesterday to find out wtf is going on with the tumors, will know results in two weeks.
Posted on 5/12/22 at 5:30 am to dyslexiateechur
Morning all. Wishing you strength, Hoss.
And nice left hook on the JOTD, Teech.
And nice left hook on the JOTD, Teech.
Posted on 5/12/22 at 5:30 am to dyslexiateechur
Posted on 5/12/22 at 5:34 am to dyslexiateechur
Good morning
Posted on 5/12/22 at 5:36 am to dyslexiateechur
Posted on 5/12/22 at 5:45 am to dyslexiateechur
Good morning, folks. coc#1 is done, finito, kaput. I need Horsemeat's cancer to follow the path of coc#1.
And for the rest of y'all. Yum, yum, Get you some.
:gmt.
And for the rest of y'all. Yum, yum, Get you some.
:gmt.
Posted on 5/12/22 at 5:55 am to dyslexiateechur
Good Morning Humans
Thirsty Thursday
Time to get crackalackin. The future you will appreciate the efforts of today when that big fat paycheck gives you the ability to keep eating.
Get up and get moving. You got shite to check off dat To-Do list.
Don’t be a wanker.
Go
Make it up
&
Make it happen
Thirsty Thursday
Time to get crackalackin. The future you will appreciate the efforts of today when that big fat paycheck gives you the ability to keep eating.
Get up and get moving. You got shite to check off dat To-Do list.
Don’t be a wanker.
Go
Make it up
&
Make it happen
Posted on 5/12/22 at 6:05 am to dyslexiateechur
Mornin everybody
Posted on 5/12/22 at 6:07 am to dyslexiateechur
Posted on 5/12/22 at 6:11 am to dyslexiateechur
morning gang...
Posted on 5/12/22 at 6:18 am to dyslexiateechur
Morning OT.
Posted on 5/12/22 at 6:37 am to dyslexiateechur
Morning Teech! Morn everyone. Gonna be a memorable day.
Posted on 5/12/22 at 6:45 am to dyslexiateechur
Good morning.
Posted on 5/12/22 at 6:51 am to dyslexiateechur
Morning
Posted on 5/12/22 at 7:32 am to dyslexiateechur
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