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Best Weed Detox for Employment Drug Screen???

Posted on 2/21/22 at 11:08 am
Posted by geauxkoo
Member since Oct 2021
1394 posts
Posted on 2/21/22 at 11:08 am
Does anyone have experience with weed detox drinks? And did it work for you?

Asking for a friend.
Posted by Costanza
Member since May 2011
3162 posts
Posted on 2/21/22 at 11:09 am to
claim covid and buy a couple weeks?
Posted by The Spleen
Member since Dec 2010
38865 posts
Posted on 2/21/22 at 11:09 am to
Synthetic piss works better.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
125004 posts
Posted on 2/21/22 at 11:09 am to
100% yak piss. Will clean you out in a hurry

If you can’t find yak, goat piss will do but you have to drink 3 times as much.
Posted by MikeD
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2004
7325 posts
Posted on 2/21/22 at 11:09 am to
quote:

Asking for a friend.


Tell your friend to stop smoking pot if they are going to want a job that screens for it
Posted by whit
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2010
11004 posts
Posted on 2/21/22 at 11:10 am to
quote:

100% yak piss. Will clean you out in a hurry If you can’t find yak, goat piss will do but you have to drink 3 times as much.


Do what now??
This post was edited on 2/21/22 at 11:11 am
Posted by Obtuse1
Westside Bodymore Yo
Member since Sep 2016
26188 posts
Posted on 2/21/22 at 11:10 am to
You need to quit the Devil's lettuce before you OD like millions of other poor souls have.
Posted by Gaggle
Member since Oct 2021
5693 posts
Posted on 2/21/22 at 11:10 am to
Just tell em you smoke weed. Everyone is desperate to hire
Posted by JetsetNuggs
Member since Jun 2014
14159 posts
Posted on 2/21/22 at 11:11 am to
quote:

claim covid and buy a couple weeks?


Posted by LoneStar23
USA
Member since Aug 2019
5271 posts
Posted on 2/21/22 at 11:11 am to
Easiest way I can think of is to not smoke pot before you know you’re about to apply for jobs. Good luck on the failed test
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
66622 posts
Posted on 2/21/22 at 11:11 am to
quote:

Best Weed Detox


not smoking weed helps with this
Posted by DaleGribble
Bend, OR
Member since Sep 2014
6821 posts
Posted on 2/21/22 at 11:11 am to
quote:

Synthetic piss works better.


This is 100% for anyone that can follow simple instructions. Keep the temp in range and you'll pass with flying colors every time.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
125004 posts
Posted on 2/21/22 at 11:12 am to
You’ve never head that old saying “A quart of yak piss, and the drug screen will miss”?
Posted by LSUintheNW
At your mom’s house
Member since Aug 2009
35764 posts
Posted on 2/21/22 at 11:12 am to
Get clean piss from a friend or get clean.

Those are the best methods imo.
Posted by redstick13
Lower Saxony
Member since Feb 2007
38730 posts
Posted on 2/21/22 at 11:13 am to
Likely won't work and tastes like shite but you will fulfill your bentonite needs.
Posted by TheAstroTiger
Member since Jun 2018
3101 posts
Posted on 2/21/22 at 11:14 am to
Say you are going out of town for a week and can take it as soon as you get back. My "friend" did this. Gives you time to find some options.
Posted by geauxkoo
Member since Oct 2021
1394 posts
Posted on 2/21/22 at 11:14 am to
Fricking Shite!!!

I know that not smoking weed is the best way. That frickin' ship has sailed, else I wouldn't be asking for your help.

Had I known the test was coming, I would have prepared better.

I meant my friend would have prepared better.
Posted by DaleGribble
Bend, OR
Member since Sep 2014
6821 posts
Posted on 2/21/22 at 11:16 am to
quote:

Good luck on the failed test


It's more of an IQ test than anything else. Pre-employment drug screens are easy to beat.
Posted by redstick13
Lower Saxony
Member since Feb 2007
38730 posts
Posted on 2/21/22 at 11:16 am to
If you can't buy yourself 2 weeks then fake or clean pee is your friends only option.
This post was edited on 2/21/22 at 11:17 am
Posted by Spasweezy
Unfortunately, Louisiana
Member since Jan 2014
6648 posts
Posted on 2/21/22 at 11:16 am to
Don’t smoke weed or consume edibles? 100 percent foolproof, you slacker.
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