Started By
Message

re: Riddle thread. Originals are best. He who gets it right provides the next

Posted on 2/1/22 at 1:34 pm to
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124965 posts
Posted on 2/1/22 at 1:34 pm to
quote:

wood?



Acceptable. Was looking for trees specifically, but that’s where wood comes from


They are both young and old (until you kill them) because the heartwood stays while the sapwood grows new on the outside before it turns to heartwood.

It can kill by falling or being made into weapons, and give life as nests for animals and fruit and nuts

It can be hot (burning) unless it’s cool when filled (as with water or other liquid)

Smoke from wood can choke you but trees produce oxygen.

Old men whittling wooden toys in wooden rocking chairs for children, making them smile.

Or it can be the hangman’s gibbet making their father dance. (Or alternatively instruments made from wood.)

And whether you’re kilt (killed) or built, it’s over your head, as in a casket, scaffold or roof.
Posted by loopback
Member since Jul 2011
4891 posts
Posted on 2/1/22 at 1:34 pm to
(no message)
This post was edited on 2/1/22 at 1:35 pm
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124965 posts
Posted on 2/1/22 at 1:35 pm to
quote:

or trees in general?


Slag gets it on the nose
Posted by leftyloosey
Member since Jan 2022
574 posts
Posted on 2/1/22 at 1:51 pm to
quote:

Or it can be the hangman’s gibbet making their father dance. 


Who the frick is going to associate a hanging with dancing?

Don't give up your day job.
Posted by Slagathor
Makin' jokes about your teeny tiny
Member since Jul 2007
37969 posts
Posted on 2/1/22 at 1:55 pm to
quote:

Don't give up your day job


don't be a dick, it's been entertaining af

I'll defer to LJS to make the next riddle because my answer was just a one-off and it will take me too long to make up a riddle
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124965 posts
Posted on 2/1/22 at 1:57 pm to
quote:

Who the frick is going to associate a hanging with dancing?


Anyone familiar with the millennia of hanging as a form of execution? Never heard of dancing on air? Doing The Devil’s Jig? The Jig O’ Death?
This post was edited on 2/1/22 at 2:05 pm
Posted by Abstract Queso Dip
Member since Mar 2021
5878 posts
Posted on 2/1/22 at 2:00 pm to
I have not heard those things. I'm not well versed in slang hanging terms. Not something I grew up around.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124965 posts
Posted on 2/1/22 at 2:03 pm to
quote:

I'm not well versed in slang hanging terms. Not something I grew up around.


I used to read a lot of stuff set in the pre-1800s. Or a comparable fantasy setting.

The hangman’s noose has always been a visceral image for me. The gallows are just so ominous.
Posted by Cowboyfan89
Member since Sep 2015
12747 posts
Posted on 2/1/22 at 2:14 pm to
Damn, I read that one and immediately knew it was a tree.

Ya'll some stupid m'fers.

Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29454 posts
Posted on 2/1/22 at 2:15 pm to
quote:

Was looking for trees specifically
quote:

it’s cool when filled (as with water or other liquid)

You fricking suck at riddles
Posted by loopback
Member since Jul 2011
4891 posts
Posted on 2/1/22 at 2:16 pm to
quote:

Damn, I read that one and immediately knew it was a tree.


Suuuure you did, now that the answer has been revealed.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124965 posts
Posted on 2/1/22 at 2:16 pm to
What I like about original riddles is it prevents people from looking it up online and then coming into the thread like they’ve figured it out.

Or it being an old riddle many have heard before.
Posted by Cowboyfan89
Member since Sep 2015
12747 posts
Posted on 2/1/22 at 2:17 pm to
quote:

Suuuure you did, now that the answer has been revealed.

I didn't start reading this thread until 5 minutes ago...lol! Don't come at me because ya'll are dumbasses.
Posted by Slagathor
Makin' jokes about your teeny tiny
Member since Jul 2007
37969 posts
Posted on 2/1/22 at 2:19 pm to
quote:

ya'll are dumbasses
quote:

Cowboyfan



LOL oooook.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124965 posts
Posted on 2/1/22 at 2:19 pm to
Well since the rest of us are dumbasses, how about another riddle and you should be able to guess it right off the bat, right?

Before the rest of the dumbasses?

Let’s see how quick you are cowboy


Hot or cold,
I’m worth more than gold,
I am golden,
Heat brings out my value,
But flames make me worthless.

What am I?
This post was edited on 2/1/22 at 2:23 pm
Posted by Indefatigable
Member since Jan 2019
27443 posts
Posted on 2/1/22 at 2:19 pm to
The tree one is an enormous stretch. Not your best work.

Posted by Cowboyfan89
Member since Sep 2015
12747 posts
Posted on 2/1/22 at 2:22 pm to
I mean, I just know trees...lol!
Posted by Cowboyfan89
Member since Sep 2015
12747 posts
Posted on 2/1/22 at 2:23 pm to
Why are you bolding Cowboy? Is that supposed to be an insult?
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124965 posts
Posted on 2/1/22 at 2:24 pm to
Riddle is up cowboy. Tick tick tick
Posted by Ingeniero
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2013
18431 posts
Posted on 2/1/22 at 2:28 pm to
quote:

Hot or cold,
I’m worth more than gold,
I am golden,
Heat brings out my value,
But flames make me worthless.


Heroin

My real guess would be coffee.
This post was edited on 2/1/22 at 2:31 pm
Jump to page
Page First 8 9 10 11 12 ... 33
Jump to page
first pageprev pagePage 10 of 33Next pagelast page

Back to top
logoFollow TigerDroppings for LSU Football News
Follow us on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram to get the latest updates on LSU Football and Recruiting.

FacebookTwitterInstagram