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re: Worst place you've thrown up
Posted on 1/17/22 at 9:31 am to Tempratt
Posted on 1/17/22 at 9:31 am to Tempratt
The worst that was a friend and not me was when we had a car full of us headed to Bama for a LSU game. We were about a hour out so we decided to do a power hour since we had beer. I was seated in the back behind the passenger and I guess the shite went down wrong and he proceeded to yack. I think we all had the windows open but whatever it just all came back on me. Great way to start the trip. 
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Posted on 1/17/22 at 9:37 am to Breauxsif
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So Chris you have driven drunk now?
No I made that up. Do you realize there are hand controls that allow people in wheelchairs to drive? Im sure fr33 doesn't believe me, but I could send a picture..
And yes there was a time when I would go meet up with people after work on Thursday nights for drinks. It is a place that is maybe 3 miles from my house. I drink tequila when I drink (which I rarely do now).
Long story short this particular night there were a lot more people there than usual. I was buying rounds, other people were buying rounds and things got out of hand. Someone took my keys because I was gone. I stopped drinking because I had to sober up. The person who had my keys got up and had keys on the table. I grabbed them then split.
There are 4 different neighborhoods I have to drive through to get to my house. I was driving slow as hell.. I think. When I got home I had no memory of driving home. I had about 5 hours of sleep then had to go in for a half of day on Friday. I didn't realize it until I was half way there, but I am pretty sure I was still drunk.
It was one of those moments that I will never forget, but most of what I remember was told to me.
When I didn't remember my drive home that's when I decided to never drink (even if its just one or two beers) when I drive again. And high and mighty fr33 is shaming me as if he never did something stupid. I forgot he was perfect.
Posted on 1/17/22 at 9:38 am to Tarik One
In one of the pools at an all-inclusive resort in Jamaica.
It was my senior trip after graduating high school and they had one of those bars you just swim up to. I was already hammered drunk and one of my buddies convinced me to do a kamikaze shot. Well, the drink was warm from sitting out in the Jamaican heat and as soon as 8 got it down, it came right back up.
I don't think I've ever been as embarrassed as that in my entire life.
It was my senior trip after graduating high school and they had one of those bars you just swim up to. I was already hammered drunk and one of my buddies convinced me to do a kamikaze shot. Well, the drink was warm from sitting out in the Jamaican heat and as soon as 8 got it down, it came right back up
. I don't think I've ever been as embarrassed as that in my entire life.
Posted on 1/17/22 at 9:49 am to Tarik One
The floor at Murphy’s
Posted on 1/17/22 at 9:55 am to Tarik One
School hallway and outside of a restaurant when I was a kid.
This post was edited on 1/17/22 at 9:55 am
Posted on 1/17/22 at 10:21 am to Tarik One
My bosses brand new pool at my first work get together. Yep still there.
Posted on 1/17/22 at 10:25 am to Tarik One
Not me, but my friend blacked out and basically passed out drunk with puke all over himself right at an exit point from a major concert letting out at a popular tourist bar district in the city.
Posted on 1/17/22 at 10:40 am to Tarik One
In high school, me and two friends rode around in friends Cutlass Supreme drinking green label Evan Williams. I was drunk as shite, and as we returned to friends parents house to get my car, I asked to use the bathroom. I took a wrong turn in the house, ended up in his parents room, who were asleep in their bed. I promptly fell to my knees on their floor and threw up all over their carpet, waking them up.
Needless to say, I was never welcome again in that house
Needless to say, I was never welcome again in that house
Posted on 1/17/22 at 10:49 am to Tarik One
Swamp off of I-10 just West of the Spillway
Heading back to BTR after a long day/night of drinking in NOLA. One of my buddies in the car had to puke on the Spillway, but the driver wanted to get off the bridge first. Buddy couldn’t wait, so he puked into his shirt to try to keep from spilling everywhere. Of course we all lost it, and the driver pulled over at the first exit. I started dry heaving and by the time I puked I lost my balance and fell face first into the swamp…
The rest of the trip was spent with the windows down trying to fight the smell of fresh puke and stale swamp mud, and I’m still not sure which is worse.
Heading back to BTR after a long day/night of drinking in NOLA. One of my buddies in the car had to puke on the Spillway, but the driver wanted to get off the bridge first. Buddy couldn’t wait, so he puked into his shirt to try to keep from spilling everywhere. Of course we all lost it, and the driver pulled over at the first exit. I started dry heaving and by the time I puked I lost my balance and fell face first into the swamp…
The rest of the trip was spent with the windows down trying to fight the smell of fresh puke and stale swamp mud, and I’m still not sure which is worse.
Posted on 1/17/22 at 10:58 am to Tarik One
Onto the back of Quick Grill on the strip (Tuscaloosa), in full view of the Publix parking lot.
Posted on 1/17/22 at 11:03 am to Tarik One
On my dashboard while driving home drunk. Never stopped driving.
Posted on 1/17/22 at 11:07 am to Tarik One
Threw up at work in front of a classroom full of kids. I was being evaluated that day and the woman who was doing the evaluation was on her way down the hall. I threw up in the trash can and quickly set it outside the back door.
Posted on 1/17/22 at 11:27 am to fr33manator
Hell yes, glad I am not the only one this has happened too. All my friends still call her barfbag, that was 10 years ago.
Posted on 1/17/22 at 11:59 am to Tarik One
A hole in a dirt floor with giant green flies coming out of it in Port Harcourt Nigeria.
Seems the goat stew was a bit off.
Seems the goat stew was a bit off.
Posted on 1/17/22 at 12:55 pm to NEOJoe
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In the middle of the cafeteria in 4th grade. I got suddenly nauseous at lunch, got up to ask the teacher to go to the bathroom, and then yorked after about 5 steps.
I think any incidents of vomiting 10 years of age or younger can be waived. Takes that long to have a good idea of how long before it's coming up.
Posted on 1/17/22 at 12:59 pm to Tarik One
When I was about 4 or 5 I was not feeling well and told my parents I didn’t want to go eat Mexican with them. They thought I was just pulling their leg to get to stay with my grandparents. We get to the restaurant and I puked all over the booth. I remember being so embarrassed and knowing everyone in the restaurant knew what I did. I legit couldn’t eat in restaurants for years, like well into my high school years. I would get a panic attack the moment I walked in a restaurant and have to leave. Every once in a while that panic feeling creeps back in but I don’t let it take over. Crazy how some little incident can haunt a person for years.
Posted on 1/17/22 at 1:00 pm to Tarik One
Russian River Brewing bathroom. (Santa Rosa location)
Posted on 1/17/22 at 1:09 pm to Tarik One
Well I’ve never thrown up during sex, so you guys have me beat there.
I’ve thrown up twice in a car, neither alcohol related. I was driving the first time and it just popped up. Wasn’t much I could do, so I grabbed my trash can and tried to get as much in there as possible. Yes folks, I’ve carried a pop up trash can in my truck my entire life. Comes in handy.
Second time was priceless. Family went to my brothers in laws for lunch on thanksgiving day and I got food poisoning from shrimp mirliton. Came home and took a nap before going to family houses for dinner. I felt terrible and my wife gave me ten kinds of shite for being “lazy” and not helping no matter how many times I told her I felt bad. Fast forward to 5ish, on 12 heading to Mandeville just past the Hammond exit and up it came. Only place I could go with it was straight down. My truck had vinyl floors which were a godsend. I puked again before we got to my MILs house, then again before we got to my parents. Wife felt awful about it after and I milked it for all it was worth.
I’ve thrown up twice in a car, neither alcohol related. I was driving the first time and it just popped up. Wasn’t much I could do, so I grabbed my trash can and tried to get as much in there as possible. Yes folks, I’ve carried a pop up trash can in my truck my entire life. Comes in handy.
Second time was priceless. Family went to my brothers in laws for lunch on thanksgiving day and I got food poisoning from shrimp mirliton. Came home and took a nap before going to family houses for dinner. I felt terrible and my wife gave me ten kinds of shite for being “lazy” and not helping no matter how many times I told her I felt bad. Fast forward to 5ish, on 12 heading to Mandeville just past the Hammond exit and up it came. Only place I could go with it was straight down. My truck had vinyl floors which were a godsend. I puked again before we got to my MILs house, then again before we got to my parents. Wife felt awful about it after and I milked it for all it was worth.
Posted on 1/17/22 at 1:25 pm to Tarik One
Not me, but a buddy. After a long night of hitting the clubs a buddy and I headed to a friend's house where I was renting a room from the owner, (also a buddy). I went to bed in my room but buddy #1 was on the couch and felt himself getting sick. He wandered in the homeowner's bedroom which had a bathroom. He couldn't make it into the bathroom and did the next best thing. He opened the top 3 dresser drawers and proceeded to hurl all stomach contents into the drawers and shut them. When the homeowner drug in around 4:00 am and proceeded to go to bed he noticed some hurl on the top of dresser at which point he opened the drawers a saw the puke all over his clothes. Buddy #1 was passed out on the couch close to dead from alcohol poisoning, (the puking probably saved his life). The homeowner came into my room and woke me up and he was pissed. I knew nothing about said puke in his dresser and found it quite funny. The homeowner failed to see the humor in the incident and proceeded to pour water on buddy #1 and the couch. Upon waking up, buddy #1 and #2 got into it. I took this opportunity to leave and came back later that day to get my shite and move out. Looking back it was quite hilarious.
Posted on 1/17/22 at 2:59 pm to OweO
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high and mighty fr33
Why bring marijuana into this?
And I’m far far far from perfect. But you don’t even remember running over someone’s dog on the way home.
Or did you get out and run back over it with your chair.
We know what you’ve done…
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