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I submit my Jumping the Shark moment for Yellowstone (SPOILERS)

Posted on 7/27/22 at 12:23 pm
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
86768 posts
Posted on 7/27/22 at 12:23 pm
Gotta be the snake toss.

Maybe some arguably worse moments before that but tossing a snake which not only manages to bite the victim in the face as it flies out of an igloo but whose venom also kills the victim within 3 minutes.

Wife looked at me and said "Isn't Rip the dreamiest? That was pretty smart."
Posted by LSUBoo
Knoxville, TN
Member since Mar 2006
102497 posts
Posted on 7/27/22 at 12:24 pm to
John not dying after getting lit up at close range.
Posted by kciDAtaE
Member since Apr 2017
16701 posts
Posted on 7/27/22 at 12:26 pm to
Does John still have cancer?
Posted by DiamondDog
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2019
11936 posts
Posted on 7/27/22 at 12:34 pm to
Shaking a snake in a box and tossing it was the jump the shark moment?

Everyone surviving the hit was the end of the show.

Beth and John do not walk away from that...end of story.
Posted by oogabooga68
Member since Nov 2018
27194 posts
Posted on 7/27/22 at 12:35 pm to
Gay ranch hand beating up a biker gang wasn't the first one?
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
86768 posts
Posted on 7/27/22 at 12:40 pm to
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John not dying after getting lit up at close range.
took like 8 shots from 10 feet away from a large caliber bullet and lay bleeding on the road for what..an hour? ...longer?

the van shooters need to talk to Kyle Rittenhouse about AR efficiency.

what happened to the little boy looking for the lug nuts? they showed his mom getting mowed down but i don't recall them showing him also getting hit.
This post was edited on 7/27/22 at 12:43 pm
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
86768 posts
Posted on 7/27/22 at 12:41 pm to
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Beth and John do not walk away from that...end of story.
She had 3rd degree burns covering her back at the end of that episode and the next time she showed up she only had a scratch on her cheek and lizard skin shoulders to show the unbelievers.
Posted by TrussvilleTide
The Endless Void
Member since Sep 2021
4069 posts
Posted on 7/27/22 at 12:47 pm to
quote:

Gotta be the snake toss.

Maybe some arguably worse moments before that but tossing a snake which not only manages to bite the victim in the face as it flies out of an igloo but whose venom also kills the victim within 3 minutes.

Wife looked at me and said "Isn't Rip the dreamiest? That was pretty smart."


You can buy a rattlesnake for like $20, I honestly don't know why more people don't just do that to someone they are trying to off
Posted by CarRamrod
Spurbury, VT
Member since Dec 2006
57951 posts
Posted on 7/27/22 at 12:54 pm to
quote:

what happened to the little boy looking for the lug nuts? they showed his mom getting mowed down but i don't recall them showing him also getting hit.

dont worry about him, just watch more of bumbfrick jimmy having tail swoon over him.
Posted by JDPndahizzy
JDP
Member since Nov 2013
6836 posts
Posted on 7/27/22 at 12:54 pm to
Mo's 400 yard head shot to Monica's raper.

Jamie being in politics his adult life and not knowing his dad killed his mom.
Posted by bricksandstones
Member since Nov 2015
1701 posts
Posted on 7/27/22 at 12:57 pm to
Just turn your brains off and enjoy the soap opera my dudes.
Posted by LSUBoo
Knoxville, TN
Member since Mar 2006
102497 posts
Posted on 7/27/22 at 1:00 pm to
quote:

just watch more of bumbfrick jimmy having tail swoon over him.


Or some big tittied hot blonde deciding that 70 year old Lloyd is just what she needs.
Posted by hogcard1964
Alabama
Member since Jan 2017
13793 posts
Posted on 7/27/22 at 1:00 pm to
The explosion that Beth lived through.
Posted by DiamondDog
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2019
11936 posts
Posted on 7/27/22 at 1:04 pm to
quote:

She had 3rd degree burns covering her back at the end of that episode and the next time she showed up she only had a scratch on her cheek and lizard skin shoulders to show the unbelievers.


Plot armor is the thickest I've ever seen it. The blue collar and SAHM love Beth. LOVE.

She probably should have died but they weren't writing her out the show.

John should have died and it been about Casey getting revenge and transitioning the ranch.

All this now...lagniappe. John's purpose has been served. I don't get it at this point.
Posted by LSUBoo
Knoxville, TN
Member since Mar 2006
102497 posts
Posted on 7/27/22 at 1:26 pm to
quote:

The blue collar and SAHM love Beth. LOVE.


They do, and it's truthfully a little disturbing as she is a vile character with practically no redeeming qualities.
Posted by Tiger1242
Member since Jul 2011
32638 posts
Posted on 7/27/22 at 1:38 pm to
Them offing Beth’s assistant in a loud as break in to an office building and getting away with no investigation. Hell even the kids parents just forgot he existed?
Posted by Leonard
New Orleans
Member since Sep 2014
4254 posts
Posted on 7/27/22 at 1:39 pm to
Posted by PNW_TigerSaint
Member since Oct 2016
1208 posts
Posted on 7/27/22 at 2:26 pm to
The show is ridiculously filled with shark jumping moments, plot holes, and loose ends. Not to mention, (similarly to Succession) few likable characters. Having said that, it's still pretty entertaining and I'll watch the next season hoping the Monica takes Tate and are never heard from again. That kid cannot act.
Posted by jellyfish
Oxford, MS
Member since Oct 2009
2026 posts
Posted on 7/27/22 at 2:32 pm to
quote:

Just turn your brains off and enjoy the soap opera my dudes.


Agreed. People over analyze this show to the extreme. Its a modern day western soap opera, what do you expect lol.
Posted by Al Bundy Bulldog
The Grindfather
Member since Dec 2010
36186 posts
Posted on 7/27/22 at 2:32 pm to
R.I.P. Roarke
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