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Another sign we’ve lost our damn minds: Twix Halloween Commercial

Posted on 10/28/21 at 1:27 pm
Posted by OMLandshark
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Posted on 10/28/21 at 1:27 pm
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First off there’s no Twix in this commercial making it entirely pointless. Secondly it’s basically saying listen to creepy strangers coming into your house and don’t listen to your parents. They’ll let you play dress up and do whatever you want. Thirdly I guess this commercial is advocating for kids to kill their classmates if they make fun of them for wearing dresses “This makes me feel good”. Yeah, so will eating nothing but candy, but we as a society have figured out long term that’s bad for you.

This commercial is about nothing other than grooming kids. I remember when I was like 5 asking my parents why there were only two genders and not 3 or 4. My parents dismissed it as just a dumb question. If my parents were Woke lunatics though, they’d say there are more genders and say that I’m clearly non-binary for even asking it. Society is committing suicide right before our very eyes.
Posted by DirtyDawg
President of the East Cobb Snobs
Member since Aug 2013
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Posted on 10/28/21 at 1:28 pm to
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Society is committing suicide right before our very eyes.



Had a great run of it, but I always knew the left Twix vs right Twix civil war would tear us all to shreds.
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 10/28/21 at 1:29 pm to
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Had a great run of it, but I always knew the left Twix vs right Twix civil war would tear us all to shreds.

Left Twix 4 Lyfe.
Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
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Posted on 10/28/21 at 1:29 pm to
This is why I don’t let my children watch Mary Poppins
Posted by GEAUXmedic
Joplin, MO
Member since Nov 2011
41637 posts
Posted on 10/28/21 at 1:29 pm to
It must suck to be constantly outraged and angry at the world.

Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
71284 posts
Posted on 10/28/21 at 1:30 pm to
IWHI

Posted by Booyow
Member since Mar 2010
4134 posts
Posted on 10/28/21 at 1:31 pm to
Goth nanny could get it
Posted by mmonro3
New Orleans
Member since Apr 2013
4068 posts
Posted on 10/28/21 at 1:32 pm to
I made it to 1:24.
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 10/28/21 at 1:32 pm to
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Goth nanny could get it

She kinda reminds me of Phoebe Cates.
This post was edited on 10/28/21 at 1:33 pm
Posted by DiamondDog
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2019
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Posted on 10/28/21 at 1:34 pm to
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This post was edited on 12/18/21 at 10:12 pm
Posted by gadknot
Reality
Member since Jul 2005
37306 posts
Posted on 10/28/21 at 1:34 pm to
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It must suck to be constantly outraged and angry at the world.

Posted by upgrade
Member since Jul 2011
13972 posts
Posted on 10/28/21 at 1:34 pm to
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Left Twix 4 Lyfe.


I’m allergic to left twix
Posted by Packer
IE, California
Member since May 2017
8413 posts
Posted on 10/28/21 at 1:36 pm to
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First off there’s no Twix in this commercial making it entirely pointless. Secondly it’s basically saying listen to creepy strangers coming into your house and don’t listen to your parents.


It's an add for a scary movie on Freeform, not a commercial selling candy
Posted by Logician
Grinning Colonizer
Member since Jul 2013
4882 posts
Posted on 10/28/21 at 1:36 pm to
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I'm your new nanny
i've seen this one before

the stepdad is at work, and the new nanny catches the brazen young lad masturbating in his room with this door slightly ajar, and, unfazed by the lack of familiarity between them, helps him finish.
Posted by theGarnetWay
Washington, D.C.
Member since Mar 2010
26815 posts
Posted on 10/28/21 at 1:37 pm to
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the stepdad is at work, and the new nanny catches the brazen young lad masturbating in his room with this door slightly ajar, and, unfazed by the lack of familiarity between them, helps him finish.


I don't recall the young lad ever wearing a dress in any of those scenes.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
71284 posts
Posted on 10/28/21 at 1:38 pm to
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I don't recall the young lad ever wearing a dress in any of those scenes.


the new normal
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
118097 posts
Posted on 10/28/21 at 1:38 pm to
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I remember when I was like 5 asking my parents why there were only two genders and not 3 or 4.




You did what now?
Posted by c on z
Zamunda
Member since Mar 2009
129111 posts
Posted on 10/28/21 at 1:39 pm to
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It must suck to be constantly outraged and angry at the world.

The life of conservatives and the conservative ecosystem when it comes to these culture wars.
This post was edited on 10/28/21 at 1:40 pm
Posted by FAP SAM
Member since Sep 2014
3109 posts
Posted on 10/28/21 at 1:40 pm to
This is not a Twix commercial you dumbfrick, Twix is the sponsor for the TV channel's Halloween programming
Posted by BluegrassBelle
RIP Hefty Lefty - 1981-2019
Member since Nov 2010
103950 posts
Posted on 10/28/21 at 1:40 pm to
I’m awaiting the OT thread when someone tells us you’ve stroked all the way out. You’re so irrationally angry.
This post was edited on 10/28/21 at 1:41 pm
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