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63 years old. Just had my first bar fight.
Posted on 1/12/20 at 12:45 am
Posted on 1/12/20 at 12:45 am
Was my SIL's birthday celebration tonight and we were at a restaurant/bar in Grapevine, TX. Without the particulars, one of the couples invited by my SIL, the husband decided he didn't like my wife's attitude about something, and proceeded to flip her off and call her a bitch.
I immediately stood up, pushed the table into him and said, "that's my wife you're attacking." He just sneered and said, "your wife's a bitch". I turned the table (filled with glasses and dishes from dinner) over on him and landed a blow on his right cheek, then was pulled off him by my BIL. The staff came over and stood between us and my SIL told the other couple to leave. My wife pulled me aside and thanked me for defending her.
The a-hole had been flirting with a loser, hippie chick sitting behind him, while sitting next to his wife. The hippie chick wanted a ride to the airport, and he told her that another couple sitting there with us would take her. The wife of that couple told my wife she was uncomfortable with that. My wife, took it upon herself to tell hippie chick that she would need to find another way to get to the airport.
Since this made the a-hole that was flirting with the hippie chick look bad, he didn't like it and that's why the low-life a-hole loser went after my wife. Anyway, I'm 63 years old and this was my first bar fight. I feel really trashy right now.
I immediately stood up, pushed the table into him and said, "that's my wife you're attacking." He just sneered and said, "your wife's a bitch". I turned the table (filled with glasses and dishes from dinner) over on him and landed a blow on his right cheek, then was pulled off him by my BIL. The staff came over and stood between us and my SIL told the other couple to leave. My wife pulled me aside and thanked me for defending her.
The a-hole had been flirting with a loser, hippie chick sitting behind him, while sitting next to his wife. The hippie chick wanted a ride to the airport, and he told her that another couple sitting there with us would take her. The wife of that couple told my wife she was uncomfortable with that. My wife, took it upon herself to tell hippie chick that she would need to find another way to get to the airport.
Since this made the a-hole that was flirting with the hippie chick look bad, he didn't like it and that's why the low-life a-hole loser went after my wife. Anyway, I'm 63 years old and this was my first bar fight. I feel really trashy right now.
Posted on 1/12/20 at 12:45 am to HubbaBubba

This post was edited on 1/12/20 at 12:47 am
Posted on 1/12/20 at 12:46 am to HubbaBubba
That’s pretty hardcore, bro.
Posted on 1/12/20 at 12:48 am to HubbaBubba
Nicely done.
Opened up a can of HubbaBubba on his arse.
Scruffy supports your actions.
Opened up a can of HubbaBubba on his arse.
Scruffy supports your actions.
Posted on 1/12/20 at 12:49 am to HubbaBubba
quote:
I feel really trashy right now.


Posted on 1/12/20 at 12:49 am to HubbaBubba
quote:
proceeded to flip her off and call her a bitch.
quote:
"that's my wife you're attacking."
quote:
I turned the table (filled with glasses and dishes from dinner) over on him and landed a blow on his right cheek, then was pulled off him by my BIL.
Just so you know, you are the attacker here old guy.
Posted on 1/12/20 at 12:51 am to HubbaBubba
None of that happened
Posted on 1/12/20 at 12:51 am to HubbaBubba
quote:
restaurant/bar in Grapevine
Huh, which one? There aren't too many around town.
Posted on 1/12/20 at 12:52 am to MoarKilometers
quote:Yep. But I stayed and he left, so whatever.
Just so you know, you are the attacker here old guy.
Posted on 1/12/20 at 12:52 am to nerd guy
quote:Tolberts
Huh, which one? There aren't too many around town.
Posted on 1/12/20 at 12:52 am to HubbaBubba
This will be classified as premeditated if the cops finds out that the guy works for Sanyo.
Posted on 1/12/20 at 12:53 am to HubbaBubba
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Tolberts
frick yea. You get the chili?
Posted on 1/12/20 at 12:53 am to Booyow
quote:
This will be classified as premeditated if the cops finds out that the guy works for Sanyo.

Posted on 1/12/20 at 12:55 am to nerd guy
quote:Not tonight. I had three days of food poisoning from some bad tea I had purchased and just had a salad tonight.
frick yea. You get the chili?
The band tonight was really good though.
Posted on 1/12/20 at 12:56 am to LoneStarRanger
Your digital blackface is offensive and must stop.
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