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Postal lady is a communist

Posted on 12/4/23 at 2:29 pm
Posted by Trevaylin
south texas
Member since Feb 2019
8747 posts
Posted on 12/4/23 at 2:29 pm

Just mailed another Christmas present to great grand daughter, Post office inquires as to content is at a newer combative level.
Used to be"is there liquids or hazardous substances in package?

Now its "read and confirm that you understand that there are federal criminal penalties for mailing items that could be on the following list of prohibited materials". Uh postal lady, could I just tell you what is in the package. No she replies , Per federal criminal code you must tell me what is not on the list. Mam, it's baby cloths for a six month old, we could slit the tape and show you. She tells me if I do not tell her what is not in the package, it will be impounded and referred to a criminal investigator.

this is why fed ex and ups are successful
Posted by chinhoyang
Member since Jun 2011
25078 posts
Posted on 12/4/23 at 2:30 pm to
I don't believe that there is any USPS employee anywhere who gives that much of a shite.
Posted by TDTOM
Member since Jan 2021
21338 posts
Posted on 12/4/23 at 2:31 pm to
She was doing her job.
Posted by LSUballs
RayVegas LA
Member since Feb 2008
39049 posts
Posted on 12/4/23 at 2:31 pm to
Go postal on her
Posted by WDE24
Member since Oct 2010
54697 posts
Posted on 12/4/23 at 2:31 pm to
Old person confused by simple, menial tasks

A tale as old as time
Posted by Klark Kent
Houston via BR
Member since Jan 2008
69910 posts
Posted on 12/4/23 at 2:32 pm to
quote:

She tells me if I do not tell her what is not in the package, it will be impounded and referred to a criminal investigator.


should’ve called her bluff
Posted by jizzle6609
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
14915 posts
Posted on 12/4/23 at 2:33 pm to
My postal lady is so hot. Im still in shock. I've rarely, if ever, seen a hot postal lady. She is fit, has a sexy smile and just looks like she would wear you the frick out in bed.

So sexy
Posted by chinhoyang
Member since Jun 2011
25078 posts
Posted on 12/4/23 at 2:35 pm to
I wish I could find the ironic headline where a disgruntled postal worker went on a rampage to protest the stereotype of the disgruntled postal worker going on a rampage
Posted by chinhoyang
Member since Jun 2011
25078 posts
Posted on 12/4/23 at 2:36 pm to
The clerk you encountered is probably an undercover postal inspector.
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
56969 posts
Posted on 12/4/23 at 2:38 pm to
It’s illegal to mail an American flag now but you can mail a gay or Muslim flag
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
189561 posts
Posted on 12/4/23 at 2:41 pm to
Ive not had mail delivered for a week,, post office says Ive refused delivery

Ive called, spoke to the driver, emailed

still no one has a record of when I refused only that Im on a list saying I've put mail delivery on hold

also since there's no record of the request, a request to restart delivery will not be allowed since we must first address the originating request which they don't know who/when/how was made

but Im on a list
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
118044 posts
Posted on 12/4/23 at 2:42 pm to
quote:

It’s illegal to mail an American flag now but you can mail a gay or Muslim flag


I mailed a muslim flag that is in rainbow colors. What will happen to me?
Posted by LSUGrrrl
Frisco, TX
Member since Jul 2007
41881 posts
Posted on 12/4/23 at 2:44 pm to
Couldn’t you just say that the package contains none of the items on the prohibited list?
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
118044 posts
Posted on 12/4/23 at 2:45 pm to
quote:

Couldn’t you just say that the package contains none of the items on the prohibited list?




That would have been too simple
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
125963 posts
Posted on 12/4/23 at 2:45 pm to
They have done this for a while. Just say no and move on with your day
Posted by Klark Kent
Houston via BR
Member since Jan 2008
69910 posts
Posted on 12/4/23 at 2:45 pm to
SammyTiger has both a LBTQLMNOP+ flag and a Muslim flag, right next to their* Ukraine flag bumper sticker on their* early 2000’s Suburu.
This post was edited on 12/4/23 at 2:47 pm
Posted by 0x15E
Outer Space
Member since Sep 2020
14492 posts
Posted on 12/4/23 at 2:47 pm to
quote:

She tells me if I do not tell her what is not in the package


Here’s how that conversation should’ve gone…

“A gun
A knife
A bomb
A horse
A chicken
A chicken fricking a horse wearing a bomb holding a knife and a gun to the horses head
A scarf
A deck of cards….

Should I keep going?”
Posted by Trevaylin
south texas
Member since Feb 2019
8747 posts
Posted on 12/4/23 at 2:50 pm to
you captured the inquiry pretty well
Posted by La Place Mike
West Florida Republic
Member since Jan 2004
30301 posts
Posted on 12/4/23 at 2:55 pm to
You should have told her nothing illegal here. I am just kicking my 10% up to the Big Guy.
Posted by Tantal
Member since Sep 2012
17748 posts
Posted on 12/4/23 at 2:58 pm to
quote:

My postal lady is so hot. Im still in shock. I've rarely, if ever, seen a hot postal lady. She is fit, has a sexy smile and just looks like she would wear you the frick out in bed.


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