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75th birthday suggestions
Posted on 11/27/23 at 8:54 am
Posted on 11/27/23 at 8:54 am
Besides hookers and blow....what are some good suggestions for my father in law for his 75th birthday next week. He deer hunts, likes to bbq, but has everything he could want.
We are taking him out for a steak dinner when they come to KC this weekend.
Was thinking of maybe getting him a pit commander fire tool he could use for his smoker and fire pit...any other suggestions?
We are taking him out for a steak dinner when they come to KC this weekend.
Was thinking of maybe getting him a pit commander fire tool he could use for his smoker and fire pit...any other suggestions?

Posted on 11/27/23 at 8:55 am to Shotgun Willie
Expensive arse bourbon.
Posted on 11/27/23 at 8:56 am to Shotgun Willie
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what are some good suggestions for my father in law for his 75th birthday next week.
a blowjob

Posted on 11/27/23 at 8:56 am to Shotgun Willie
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Besides hookers and blow.

Posted on 11/27/23 at 9:02 am to Honest Tune
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Expensive arse bourbon.
He has tons of that and I drink most of it
Posted on 11/27/23 at 9:03 am to Shotgun Willie
Don’t do a surprise party he might have a heart attack
Posted on 11/27/23 at 9:04 am to Tyga Woods
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a blowjob
I think incest is illegal
Posted on 11/27/23 at 9:07 am to Shotgun Willie
A quality, strong and long shoe horn. It's something that he will use every morning.
A telephone with adjustable loudness, his hearing may be beginning to fail.
E subscriptions to several newspapers.
A telephone with adjustable loudness, his hearing may be beginning to fail.
E subscriptions to several newspapers.
Posted on 11/27/23 at 9:07 am to Shotgun Willie
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He has tons of that and I drink most o
Sounds like you lucked out on your FIL. Well done.
Posted on 11/27/23 at 9:10 am to Honest Tune
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Sounds like you lucked out on your FIL. Well done.
I did.
Posted on 11/27/23 at 9:12 am to el Gaucho
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a blowjob
I think incest is illegal
father in law wouldn't be incest. just gay.
Posted on 11/27/23 at 9:13 am to Honest Tune
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hookers and blow
It's the 20s, Escorts and Cialis.

Posted on 11/27/23 at 9:26 am to Shotgun Willie
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I did
Take him skydiving.
Posted on 11/27/23 at 9:53 am to Shotgun Willie
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Expensive arse bourbon.
quote:Even more reason to get him expensive arse bourbon.
I drink most of it
Posted on 11/27/23 at 10:09 am to Shotgun Willie
A lot of old dudes haven’t jumped in on the lithium battery power tool bandwagon. If he hasn’t, it’s an endless supply of potential gifts.
Posted on 11/27/23 at 10:19 am to TigerAllNightLong
Great suggestion, I find that a battery operated weed whip is a lot easier to manage than a gas powered.
Posted on 11/27/23 at 10:21 am to Shotgun Willie
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Besides hookers and blow.
2 girls at the same time?
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