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75th birthday suggestions

Posted on 11/27/23 at 8:54 am
Posted by Shotgun Willie
Member since Apr 2016
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Posted on 11/27/23 at 8:54 am
Besides hookers and blow....what are some good suggestions for my father in law for his 75th birthday next week. He deer hunts, likes to bbq, but has everything he could want.

We are taking him out for a steak dinner when they come to KC this weekend.

Was thinking of maybe getting him a pit commander fire tool he could use for his smoker and fire pit...any other suggestions?



Posted by Honest Tune
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2011
18208 posts
Posted on 11/27/23 at 8:55 am to
Expensive arse bourbon.
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
37631 posts
Posted on 11/27/23 at 8:56 am to
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what are some good suggestions for my father in law for his 75th birthday next week.


a blowjob
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
144507 posts
Posted on 11/27/23 at 8:56 am to
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Besides hookers and blow.

Posted by Shotgun Willie
Member since Apr 2016
4038 posts
Posted on 11/27/23 at 9:02 am to
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Expensive arse bourbon.


He has tons of that and I drink most of it
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
56786 posts
Posted on 11/27/23 at 9:03 am to
Don’t do a surprise party he might have a heart attack
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
56786 posts
Posted on 11/27/23 at 9:04 am to
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a blowjob

I think incest is illegal
Posted by real turf fan
East Tennessee
Member since Dec 2016
10155 posts
Posted on 11/27/23 at 9:07 am to
A quality, strong and long shoe horn. It's something that he will use every morning.

A telephone with adjustable loudness, his hearing may be beginning to fail.

E subscriptions to several newspapers.

Posted by Honest Tune
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2011
18208 posts
Posted on 11/27/23 at 9:07 am to
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He has tons of that and I drink most o


Sounds like you lucked out on your FIL. Well done.
Posted by Sun God
Member since Jul 2009
46771 posts
Posted on 11/27/23 at 9:09 am to
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arse bourbon


Posted by POTUS2024
Member since Nov 2022
20943 posts
Posted on 11/27/23 at 9:09 am to
Viagra
Posted by Shotgun Willie
Member since Apr 2016
4038 posts
Posted on 11/27/23 at 9:10 am to
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Sounds like you lucked out on your FIL. Well done.



I did.
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
37631 posts
Posted on 11/27/23 at 9:12 am to
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a blowjob

I think incest is illegal


father in law wouldn't be incest. just gay.
Posted by sqerty
AP
Member since May 2022
7263 posts
Posted on 11/27/23 at 9:13 am to
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hookers and blow


It's the 20s, Escorts and Cialis.
Posted by Honest Tune
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2011
18208 posts
Posted on 11/27/23 at 9:26 am to
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I did


Take him skydiving.
Posted by Epaminondas
The Boot
Member since Jul 2020
5483 posts
Posted on 11/27/23 at 9:53 am to
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Expensive arse bourbon.
quote:

I drink most of it
Even more reason to get him expensive arse bourbon.
Posted by TigerAllNightLong
Member since Jul 2023
733 posts
Posted on 11/27/23 at 10:09 am to
A lot of old dudes haven’t jumped in on the lithium battery power tool bandwagon. If he hasn’t, it’s an endless supply of potential gifts.
Posted by Trevaylin
south texas
Member since Feb 2019
8586 posts
Posted on 11/27/23 at 10:19 am to
Great suggestion, I find that a battery operated weed whip is a lot easier to manage than a gas powered.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
117487 posts
Posted on 11/27/23 at 10:21 am to
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Besides hookers and blow.


2 girls at the same time?
Posted by SoFla Tideroller
South Florida
Member since Apr 2010
35480 posts
Posted on 11/27/23 at 11:07 am to
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