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Did you ever get drunk to celebrate a good medical report?
Posted on 9/20/23 at 7:37 pm
Posted on 9/20/23 at 7:37 pm
Got blood work results today. Straight down the middle of the green on every element. Cholesterol 166. Celebrating with fettucini Alfredo, cookies and gin. No reason not to. I’m 57 and am watching civilization circle the drain. I don’t care to live forever if I can’t hear, see, or maintain wood.
(Two years ago my cholesterol was at 285 and my liver enzymes were all fricked up.)
Cheers.
(Two years ago my cholesterol was at 285 and my liver enzymes were all fricked up.)
Cheers.
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Posted on 9/20/23 at 7:41 pm to Slippy
Downhill from here, congrats tho.
Posted on 9/20/23 at 7:45 pm to Slippy
Is your poor health the reason why you flipped your shite, made a spectacle of yourself, and demanded everyone mask up and socially distance back in the covid days?
Posted on 9/20/23 at 7:46 pm to LSUballs
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Is your poor health the reason why you flipped your shite, made a spectacle of yourself, and demanded everyone mask up and socially distance back in the covid days?
You’ve made this allegation a few times. Prove it.
ETA: You are a fricking moron who obviously confuses me with someone else. If you want to talk about it, I’ll be happy to send you my home address and we can discuss in person.
This post was edited on 9/20/23 at 7:47 pm
Posted on 9/20/23 at 7:57 pm to Slippy
My triglycerides were finally in check. I celebrated with a lovey vodka tonic or two.
Posted on 9/20/23 at 8:00 pm to Slippy
quote:
gin
You should've just licked a pine stump.
Get ya some bourbon, baw.
Posted on 9/20/23 at 8:00 pm to Slippy
Good for you. I did the opposite. I was really full blown drunk. Doc did blood work and said everything was fine. I quit on the spot…..
Posted on 9/20/23 at 8:01 pm to Slippy
I don’t need a good medical report to get drunk, but I do also get good medical reports. 
Posted on 9/20/23 at 8:02 pm to dukke v
quote:And banged your sister-in-law too.
I was really full blown drunk.
The hits keep coming.
Posted on 9/20/23 at 8:10 pm to Slippy
Congratulations man. My brother was diagnosed with Stage 4 cancer and given a couple of months to live. That was two years ago. He’s now cancer free from an amazing hospital in Oregon through immunotherapy treatment. fricker will outlive me…so hell yeah!
Emergency room nurse had him convinced to commit suicide. I was up all GD night talking him out of it. He’s a stubborn SOB.
Emergency room nurse had him convinced to commit suicide. I was up all GD night talking him out of it. He’s a stubborn SOB.
Posted on 9/20/23 at 8:14 pm to Slippy
I haven't yet, but I'd be open to it.
Posted on 9/20/23 at 8:16 pm to Slippy
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If you want to talk about it, I’ll be happy to send you my home address and we can discuss in person.
Ok. Send it
Posted on 9/20/23 at 8:18 pm to Slippy
Yes. Learned to today my liver failure isn’t end stage yet so I’m getting blasted
Posted on 9/20/23 at 8:26 pm to Slippy
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my liver enzymes were all fricked up
Did you quit drinking and they went back to normal?
Asking for a friend
Posted on 9/20/23 at 8:27 pm to Slippy
Sounds like a slippery slope
Posted on 9/20/23 at 8:30 pm to Slippy
I once tested positive for AIDS
But it was a false positive.
When it was confirmed I didn't have AIDS, I celebrated.
I'm being dead honest on God
But it was a false positive.
When it was confirmed I didn't have AIDS, I celebrated.
I'm being dead honest on God
Posted on 9/20/23 at 8:31 pm to SuperSaint
The only part that seems sketchy is the false positive part
Posted on 9/20/23 at 8:31 pm to Slippy
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I don’t care to live forever if I can’t hear, see, or maintain wood.
...... True Glad you got a Great report.
Posted on 9/20/23 at 8:32 pm to LSUballs
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Ok. Send it
Uh oh. Peanuts have been tossed
Posted on 9/20/23 at 8:32 pm to Slippy
Scanned your post history and you were not a Covidian and good for you for slowing down on the booze
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