What do you want the first sentence to be in the new hire’s presser?

I’m here to win titles

“GingerHotWife is a lying bitch.”

"So I can surf faster, Jesse."

“I’d like to give a shout out to Tiger Ree and his binder for getting me here”

I’m Lincoln and I’m here to wreck the SEC

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What do you want the first sentence to be in the new hire’s presser?

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I’m here to kick bamas arse and drink beer. Looks like I’m almost outta beer.

The first thing I want to be done, is to get that piece of crap out of my football ops building. Don't just get him out of the football ops building, get him out of LSU because I've proved son, without a shadow of a doubt, you ain't got what it takes anymore! You sit there and you say “Geaux Tigahs”!, and you clap your hands, and it didn’t get you anywhere. Talk about your Rosy Finch Boyz, talk about LSU season 2019….
_____ 2021 says I just took your job.

All he's gotta do is go buy him a cheap bottle of Thunderbird and try to dig back some of that courage he had in his prime.

As the new head coach of LSU football, I'm serving notice to every one of the FBS Teams I don't give a damn what they are, they're all on the list, and that's ______’s list, and I'm fixing to start running through all of 'em.

And as far as this CFP is considered son, I don't give a damn if it's Georgia, Cincinnati,Alabama, or Ohio State LSU’s time is come, and when we get that shot you're looking at the next CFP Champion.
And that's the bottom line, because _______ said so.

“First and foremost, I’d like to give all glory and love to my lord, Satan. He gives me strength and courage. Hail Satan.”