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Sauces: LSU unable to fire BK

Posted on 10/26/25 at 12:10 pm
Posted by Zombie Bob
Member since Feb 2021
487 posts
Posted on 10/26/25 at 12:10 pm
My sauces are telling me that LSU leadership are unable to fire Brian Kelly this weekend because BK is already on his bye week vacation in Martha’s Vineyard. Since BK’s contract with LSU states that Woodward is only allowed to contact BK through his secretary, they are unable to get him in the office to actually fire him. Will have to wait until a later date…

Posted by fofuh4
btr
Member since Aug 2022
135 posts
Posted on 10/26/25 at 12:11 pm to
Basically BK is just Jeff Landry in CFB coaching form
Posted by pkf4lsu
League City, Texas
Member since Jan 2005
5043 posts
Posted on 10/26/25 at 12:12 pm to
Ha ha whatever.
Posted by rpg37
Ocean Springs, MS
Member since Sep 2008
53709 posts
Posted on 10/26/25 at 12:13 pm to
There is no way this is true. If it is, then LSU is run bo fricking morons.
Posted by pizzathehut
west monroe
Member since Jul 2016
1158 posts
Posted on 10/26/25 at 12:13 pm to
Martha's Vineyard.....there's your cause
Posted by geauxtigers87
Louisiana
Member since Mar 2011
26920 posts
Posted on 10/26/25 at 12:13 pm to
this was funnier in your head
Posted by cajuntiger1010
Member since Jan 2015
13885 posts
Posted on 10/26/25 at 12:13 pm to
Top insider on ON3 who is usually money said ten minutes ago “BK is done”
Posted by ApexTiger
cary nc
Member since Oct 2003
56177 posts
Posted on 10/26/25 at 12:14 pm to
Do coaches really take a vacation during their bye week?

When you’re making $10 million a year, you don’t take a vacation during the middle of the season you do that in the off-season

I’ve never heard of the staff taking off

I’ve always heard that they’re back in the office at 7 AM watching film

I guess the culture has changed. I’ve never heard of this.

I do believe people are their best when they

Being a college football coaches next level work

It’s 14 hour days that’s what the job is
Posted by ReverendJeffro
Mandeville,LA
Member since Dec 2013
1447 posts
Posted on 10/26/25 at 12:14 pm to
Can only contact him through his secretary? What kind of BS is that....im your boss, but I cant contact you. Hey A$$hole, I don't care if your on vacation or not...your fired. Grow some balls Woodward.
This post was edited on 10/26/25 at 12:15 pm
Posted by Radio One
On the banks of the Wabash
Member since Sep 2023
5752 posts
Posted on 10/26/25 at 12:14 pm to
But WHEN is he done
Posted by white beans
Member since Sep 2009
6652 posts
Posted on 10/26/25 at 12:17 pm to
Best one of the day
Posted by Circle K Beggar
Somewhere in the lower 48
Member since Feb 2011
7414 posts
Posted on 10/26/25 at 12:17 pm to
quote:

Top insider on ON3 who is usually money said ten minutes ago “BK is done”


I want to believe…
Posted by Soggymoss
Member since Aug 2018
17392 posts
Posted on 10/26/25 at 12:19 pm to
I think I would rather AI generated posts than stupid shite like this
Posted by white beans
Member since Sep 2009
6652 posts
Posted on 10/26/25 at 12:21 pm to
How do you know that the sauces aren’t AI sauces
Posted by MondayMorningMarch
Pumping Sunshine. She's cute!
Member since Dec 2006
18775 posts
Posted on 10/26/25 at 12:40 pm to
5/10

I hope the banning is worth it.
Posted by PrideofTheSEC
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2012
5241 posts
Posted on 10/26/25 at 12:48 pm to
I have confirmed sources that say otherwise.
Posted by HeadSlash
TEAM LIVE BADASS - St. GEORGE
Member since Aug 2006
54950 posts
Posted on 10/26/25 at 12:53 pm to
quote:

Woodward is only allowed to contact BK through his secretary, they are unable to get him in the office to actually fire him. Will have to wait until a later date…



Actually sounds plausible
Posted by jmarto1
Houma, LA/ Las Vegas, NV
Member since Mar 2008
37997 posts
Posted on 10/26/25 at 1:03 pm to
Louisiana would let the highest paid state employee do something like that
Posted by Godzilla jr
Member since Sep 2025
127 posts
Posted on 10/26/25 at 1:03 pm to
My sauces are telling me the opposite
Posted by tigergirl26
Member since Jan 2013
1871 posts
Posted on 10/26/25 at 1:05 pm to
quote:

I have confirmed sources that say otherwise.


The ONLY reason they wouldn't fire him now is because of the university president (and possibly what other decisions may stem from that move). Everyone else can go now.
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