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LSUTigersVCURams
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re: Bret Bielema focusing on health not job for 2018
Good the man is a walking cardiac arrest.


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tiger 56
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re: Bret Bielema focusing on health not job for 2018
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Golden Corral and Western Sizzlin will be making a profit in Arkansa


I imagine he has been puttin a hurtin on their all you can eat buffets.


tigerfoot
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Alexandria
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re: Bret Bielema focusing on health not job for 2018
Nike makes Bert look fat


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ByUselves
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re: Bret Bielema focusing on health not job for 2018
Dude, that's all them fried spare ribs & cracklings are good for...



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Nissanmaxima
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The Lafourche Connection
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re: Bret Bielema focusing on health not job for 2018
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Golden Corral and Western Sizzlin will be making a profit in Arkansa




Miss me some Western Sizzlin down here!! Two goofballs(former employee's pissed off) set it on fire about 6 years ago! Man, watching Bielema's transformation is
This post was edited on 12/5 at 4:16 pm


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tress4pres
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Member since Dec 2007
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re: Bret Bielema focusing on health not job for 2018
100 won't make a dent


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Jorts 'R Us
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Member since Aug 2013
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re: Bret Bielema focusing on health not job for 2018
Good call. He’ll be a HC again someday. But with money in the bank, might as well build up some good habits first.


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thelawnwranglers
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Oakland, NJ
Member since Sep 2007
21776 posts

re: Bret Bielema focusing on health not job for 2018
Good for him


dallastiger55
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Jennings, LA
Member since Jan 2010
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re: Bret Bielema focusing on health not job for 2018
Good to hear

With all that cash, go hire a full time trainer, nutritionist, and a cook

Might not be a bad idea to get the sleeve or thumb stomach procedure


starsandstripes
Army Fan
Georgia
Member since Nov 2017
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re: Bret Bielema focusing on health not job for 2018
he just got over $10m buyout from Arky. After taxes and agents and so forth he's going to pocket $5m or more. He can afford the year off and he needs it.

he needs a nutritionist to work with him for about a month. he already knows how to exercise from his football days. only thing left is a doctor to rx some testosterone replacement. his is undoubtedly low.

without the stress of coaching, he could lose 100lbs in a year, though that would be a lot. for sure he'll lose 60lbs.

guessing he's about 125lbs heavier now than that skinny pic of him shaking hands with alvarez. he can get back to being skinny in two years.

he'll feel way better within two weeks of starting a diet and exercise program. let the TRT kick in and he'll be an arse kicker pretty soon.

won't be long before he's back in coaching and he has the money to sit and wait. might be the best thing for his marriage and being a father as well.


KurtSchrute
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Member since Oct 2017
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re: Bret Bielema focusing on health not job for 2018
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Said he wants to drop 100 lbs

From which leg?


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Hangit
LSU Fan
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
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re: Bret Bielema focusing on health not job for 2018
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After taxes and agents and so forth he's going to pocket $5m or more.


He already had $8 million. This makes him worth 13. If he invests 13 million at 5%, he gets $650k per year. Taking out 40% for taxes, that leaves $390k per year

This means he can spend $7,500 per week. Realizing that he can GTFO of R-Kansas, and have this kind of income has made him want to live again.

Thus, he will focus on his health.


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WeeWee
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re: Bret Bielema focusing on health not job for 2018
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Bret Bielema focusing on health not job for 2018
Said he wants to drop 100 lbs


It doesn't matter how much weight he loses, Arkansas will still be the biggest loser because they are paying him $11,800,000.00


Ralph_Wiggum
LSU Fan
Twin Cities
Member since Jul 2005
7436 posts

re: Bret Bielema focusing on health not job for 2018
I actually didn't mind seeing him get fatter and fatter. The fatness started in Wisconsin. I mean Wisconsin and Arkansas have to be the two most slovenly states in America. He'd get just as fat if he stayed in Wisconsin. In Wisconsin eating healthier means eating light bologna sandwiches and only four brats for dinner and a small bag of potato chips.


boogiewoogie1978
Arkansas Fan
Little Rock
Member since Aug 2012
7749 posts

re: Bret Bielema focusing on health not job for 2018
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I mean Wisconsin and Arkansas have to be the two most slovenly states in America.


Louisiana is right in the mix.


starsandstripes
Army Fan
Georgia
Member since Nov 2017
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re: Bret Bielema focusing on health not job for 2018
Isn't his wife from Florida?

It would be a major coup if Mullen could get Bielema on his staff as a consultant to watch film. Just pay him a couple grand per week. Give him an office. Let him focus on his health but stay connected to football. After a year he may take on a bigger role.

If coaching has caused stress that ended up putting all that weight on him, a job like UCF or USF or FAU may be perfect for him whenever one of those opens up again.


birdieman
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NOLA
Member since Dec 2012
1337 posts

re: Bret Bielema focusing on health not job for 2018
he needs to forget about football and lose that weight and talk to some professional about his lifestyle choices and figure out how to replace the food with something else.


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ecb
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2565 posts

re: Bret Bielema focusing on health not job for 2018
That's good, because he looked almost as bad as Keith Richards, just a much fatter version of dead.


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