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mule74
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All Hail Jimmy Sexton
Jimmy Sexton represents Jim McElwain who was fired by Florida but replaced by Dan Mullen who is also repped by Sexton. Jimmy also got a buyout for his boy Butch Jones when he was dumped by Tennessee. UT now owes damages to Greg Schiano who is a Sexton client. They may soon be desperate enough to hire Lane Kiffen another Sexton client. Jimmy is currently leveraging Jimbo Fisher at FSU for the third year in a row. He may move him to A&M. If he does then he can move his other client Willie Taggert from Oregon. But just in case that doesn't work out, he already got Taggart a raise from the Ducks. His client Gus Mahlzan is also due a raise or he'll move him to Arkansas. After all Gus did beat Jimmy's top client Nick Saban. Jimbo will also be looking for raises for Will Muschamp and Kirby Smart this offseason. Too bad his other client Hugh Freeze got fired.


901Tiger
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re: All Hail Jimmy Sexton
Lets face it Jimmy controls the SEC


Vood
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re: All Hail Jimmy Sexton
I hope he writes a tell all book one day. If so it will be legendary. I would buy two copies, one to read and one to put away for safe keeping.



GEAUXmedic
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re: All Hail Jimmy Sexton
I've always wondered what he looks like. Not what I imagined.


golfntiger32
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re: All Hail Jimmy Sexton
Is he Berts agent? I would hate to see the check if they met for a meal.


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Vood
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re: All Hail Jimmy Sexton
He is older looking than that picture as well. That is a flattering picture of him.



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David Ricky
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re: All Hail Jimmy Sexton
The most amazing thing is Sexton became an agent on the fly representing his buddy Reggie White while they were at Tennessee together


kbro
New Orleans Saints Fan
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Member since Jan 2007
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re: All Hail Jimmy Sexton
This has to be a record number of coaching changes and it’s far from over

Also has to be a record earnings year for JS (or 2018 will be because that’s when the paychecks will hit)


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real turf fan
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Member since Dec 2016
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re: All Hail Jimmy Sexton
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I hope he writes a tell all book one day. If so it will be legendary. I would buy two copies, one to read and one to put away for safe keeping.


I'll wait three months for Amazon to have it used for less than a dollar a copy and use it as TP at our outhouse down by our tobacco barn.


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Rebel
Memphis Fan
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re: All Hail Jimmy Sexton
His dad used to be my dentist.



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LakeViewLSU
New Orleans Saints Fan
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2009
17730 posts

re: All Hail Jimmy Sexton
The guy is 54. He wont be alive much longer.
This post was edited on 11/30 at 10:42 pm


Mr. Elvert
Texas A&M Fan
The Desert
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re: All Hail Jimmy Sexton
Motherfricker eats cash


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ThePTExperience1969
LSU Fan
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Apr 2016
6699 posts

re: All Hail Jimmy Sexton
Arguably the greatest agent not named Leigh Steinberg, Rich Paul, and David Falk in American history dude simply does it all

Represented Tebow when he entered the NFL, deserves love in that regard as well
This post was edited on 11/30 at 10:50 pm


Lou Pai
Houston Astros Fan
Member since Dec 2014
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re: All Hail Jimmy Sexton
Fat slob in a shitty pinstripe suit that doesn't fit him well because he's so fat

Dammit


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Placebeaux
Alabama Fan
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Member since Jun 2008
42998 posts

re: All Hail Jimmy Sexton
He would look like some fat gay Sunday School minister


tigerfan84
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Member since Dec 2003
10172 posts

re: All Hail Jimmy Sexton
He can't afford lap band or something?


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LSU82BILL
LSU Fan
Fort Lauderdale, FL
Member since Sep 2006
6048 posts

re: All Hail Jimmy Sexton
I would say Sexton finna to eat again but I don't think Sexton never stops eating.
This post was edited on 12/1 at 8:48 am


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Laman1978
New Orleans Saints Fan
Louisiana
Member since Jan 2009
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re: All Hail Jimmy Sexton
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I would buy two copies, one to read and one to put away for safe keeping.
Why don't you just buy one and keep it safe?


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