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100% certain Brian Kelly would bring this to LSU

Posted on 11/29/21 at 5:21 pm
Posted by TrueTigerTale
Zachary, La.
Member since Sep 2011
19318 posts
Posted on 11/29/21 at 5:21 pm
Can 100% guarantee that Kelly will stock LSU's Oline with huge behemoth white linemen from way up north with weird-arse names like Kowalanski, Norjanoinski, and Conastafklo. LSU's public address announcer will surely be spitting on anyone near him while trying to pronounce their names.

I could definitely get excited about an LSU Oline that could match Alabama's, the rest would be just a guess. I know Wednesday can't get here soon enough!
Posted by lsutigertalk
At Death Valley
Member since Apr 2004
5472 posts
Posted on 11/29/21 at 5:22 pm to
There is no guy who has a deal signed to be announced Tuesday or Wednesday. That is the story being said to calm people down.
Posted by TheRouxGuru
Member since Nov 2019
8152 posts
Posted on 11/29/21 at 5:23 pm to
quote:

I could definitely get excited about an LSU Oline that could match Alabama's


They don’t have to block Bama’s oline
Posted by CommieHater
Member since Oct 2021
1005 posts
Posted on 11/29/21 at 5:23 pm to
quote:

Kelly will stock LSU's Oline with huge behemoth white linemen from way up north with weird-arse names


You are correct on that point



Posted by Macintosh504
Leveraging Salaries University
Member since Sep 2011
52530 posts
Posted on 11/29/21 at 5:23 pm to
Maybe but it’s also way easier to do this when those kids would be closer to home and not moving a 1000 miles away
Posted by Tunasntigers92
The Boot
Member since Sep 2014
23658 posts
Posted on 11/29/21 at 5:24 pm to
An O-line full of big block headed German men
Posted by LuckyTiger
Someone's Alter
Member since Dec 2008
45171 posts
Posted on 11/29/21 at 5:27 pm to
quote:

Can 100% guarantee that Kelly will stock LSU's Oline with huge behemoth white linemen from way up north with weird-arse names like Kowalanski, Norjanoinski, and Conastafklo


LSU fans will start putting polish sausage in their gumbo and red beans and rice instead of andouille.
Posted by TrueTigerTale
Zachary, La.
Member since Sep 2011
19318 posts
Posted on 11/29/21 at 5:27 pm to
quote:

quote:
I could definitely get excited about an LSU Oline that could match Alabama's


They don’t have to block Bama’s oline


Stop! You know exactly what is being stated.
Posted by Doby
Lafayette
Member since Sep 2014
1720 posts
Posted on 11/29/21 at 5:29 pm to
Brian Kelly is Les Miles post 2011 Championship Game. The SEC West is a juggernaut of offensive fire power. Signing Kelly to anything more than 4 years would be a death sentence.
Posted by Mobiletiggah
Mobile Alabama
Member since Mar 2021
2664 posts
Posted on 11/29/21 at 5:34 pm to
Maybe, but he won’t bring himself to LSU. Ask yourself: what’s the reason for leaving ND? Players, money, storied history, administration support, a challenge? I just don’t see it.
Posted by The Headmistress
Member since Sep 2016
111 posts
Posted on 11/29/21 at 5:36 pm to
Actually, they are probably of Polish descent.
Posted by PoppaD
Texas
Member since Feb 2008
4886 posts
Posted on 11/29/21 at 5:36 pm to
Kelly's oline with Louisiana home grown skill players would make a dynamic offense.

I'm on board with it.
Posted by TigerAxeOK
Where I lay my head is home.
Member since Dec 2016
24680 posts
Posted on 11/29/21 at 5:43 pm to
quote:

Kelly will stock LSU's Oline with huge behemoth white linemen from way up north with weird-arse names like Kowalanski, Norjanoinski, and Conastafklo. LSU's public address announcer will surely be spitting on anyone near him while trying to pronounce their names.

I laughed really hard, out loud, thinking about this.

This is the humor we need right now
Posted by MOT
Member since Jul 2006
27783 posts
Posted on 11/29/21 at 5:49 pm to
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There is no guy who has a deal signed to be announced Tuesday or Wednesday. That is the story being said to calm people down.
Yes, because leaking there will be an announcement on Wednesday and then not making an announcement would definitely calm everyone down

When the statement was made Wednesday was like 60 hours away, not two months.
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