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re: Crackpot ASOIAF Theories SPOILERS

Posted on 3/20/14 at 11:49 pm to
Posted by ladytiger118
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Posted on 3/20/14 at 11:49 pm to
Thanks for posting!!! Reading it now.

SPOILER WARNING:


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Instead, Oberyn and his paramour are at the brothel, picking out a girl together. Oberyn also pulls the male attendent into the mix. It's all very sexy

Not surprised. I've been saying since I read ASoS that the show was going to show that both Oberyn and Ellaria are bi and that the Dornish are very sexual compared to the rest of the Westerosi, not including the Free Folk.
This post was edited on 3/21/14 at 10:14 am
Posted by Dire Wolf
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Posted on 3/21/14 at 6:30 am to


well played jon snow
Posted by auyushu
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Posted on 3/21/14 at 7:25 am to
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I really want to see Mance Rayder turn out to be Ser Arthur Dayne.


No way one of the most famous knights in the Kingdom could be a member of the Watch an people not recognize him. Most of the Watch would have seen him fight in a tourney at some point, at least the leadership. Mormont would have known him on sight. Just doesn't make any logical sense.
Posted by OMLandshark
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Posted on 3/21/14 at 7:48 am to
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thatguy1892


I like your line of thinking, but I doubt that happens. I think your head is in the right direction, since you know that its a bit too literal and minor for the dwarf woman to say that.

At this point, Littlefinger is actively planning to take over Winterfell using Sansa as his ultimate pawn. You may think of Littlefinger's sigil as a Mockingbird, but Littlefinger's House Sigil is the Titan of Braavos. I think that he and Sansa make it to Winterfell only to have Sansa kill him there in the "castle made of snow".
Posted by putt23
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Posted on 3/21/14 at 8:19 am to
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I really want to see Mance Rayder turn out to be Ser Arthur Dayne


I don't see this being true, cause Dayne was pretty famous and would be recognized. I do wish he was around because he was a badass and has the best nickname

Tyrion won't die. He'll either be the Hand again or Lord of the Rock
Posted by ladytiger118
Member since Aug 2009
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Posted on 3/21/14 at 9:02 am to
That's definitely possible. But there could be a possibility that Sansa escapes him/runs away perhaps (while she's still in the Vale)?
This post was edited on 3/21/14 at 9:03 am
Posted by FalseProphet
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Posted on 3/21/14 at 9:03 am to
Did anyone know a new chapter was released today from TWoW?

I only went back a couple of pages.

LINK

ETA: Apparently not new. It's the one he read at WorldCon but it's finally out on paper.
This post was edited on 3/21/14 at 9:05 am
Posted by ladytiger118
Member since Aug 2009
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Posted on 3/21/14 at 10:05 am to
Thanks .

Besides my 'hopes' for George to actually finish TWoW, it would be nice to see some more Westerosi POV chapters (not including the 1 Theon chapter and the 2 Arianne ones)...
Posted by Aubie Spr96
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Posted on 3/21/14 at 10:13 am to
Yummmmmm..... Red hair and freckles plus a killer accent. Would destroy.
Posted by thatguy1892
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Posted on 3/21/14 at 10:20 am to
Yeah, I downloaded the new A World of Ice and Fire app and it has it on there. Pretty cool app. It's basically the wiki but you can adjust to where it doesn't spoil anything if you're new to the books. So if I have only read AGoT I can buy all the info leading up to that point. Or I can buy all the info for the series and use a slider to stop from being spoiled. It also has very detailed maps of the entire world.
Posted by FalseProphet
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Posted on 3/21/14 at 10:23 am to
I've actually had the app for a really long time, and I used it while I was goign through the books. It was pretty helpful.

But, I had it on my iPad, and that recently got stolen. Sad times.
Posted by ladytiger118
Member since Aug 2009
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Posted on 3/21/14 at 1:40 pm to
Didn't realize there was an app. Will download.
Posted by Napoleon
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Posted on 3/21/14 at 5:16 pm to
How are the episode threads going to be this year?

One per for both the books and the show with the Middle ground thread?

I see Psych started that one already.

I know Blue Grass had the catch up thread.

five threads active

Posted by ladytiger118
Member since Aug 2009
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Posted on 3/22/14 at 12:14 am to
1 Middle Ground for the season, 1 Book Readers per episode, 1 for the HODORS per episide.

The Hodor thread is going to be so much fun to lurk .
This post was edited on 3/22/14 at 12:14 am
Posted by BlackleafBaller
Member since Oct 2012
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Posted on 3/22/14 at 12:18 am to
quote:

Tyrion won't die. He'll either be the Hand again or Lord of the Rock


Nah I think Jaime is gonna kill him.
Posted by ladytiger118
Member since Aug 2009
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Posted on 3/22/14 at 12:26 am to
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Nah I think Jaime is gonna kill him.



Posted by BlackleafBaller
Member since Oct 2012
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Posted on 3/22/14 at 1:10 am to
Someone posted this earlier:
ASOIAF/Ragnarok

I don’t think that ASOIAF is just the Ragnarok or other Norse mythology retold, but it is interesting that, per this site:

Fafnir is a dwarf whose father is the richest man in the world. In an act of treachery, Fafnir murders his father and steals his gold. He then flees with the treasure and transforms into a dragon in order to protect it. And, although Fafnir is not involved in the Ragnarök mythology, he is the central antagonist in the tales of the legendary hero Sigurd (and, I have yet to identify Sigurd). So, it's difficult to say what role he will play in future events, but Fafnir is clearly Tyrion Lannister. Like Fafnir, Tyrion is also a dwarf who slays his wealthy father and then flees across the Narrow Sea to the protection of a dragon (Danaerys Targaryen).”

So I think Sigurd could possibly be Jaime because (via Wiki:)

Sigurd agrees to avenge Regin and Hreidmar and kill Fafnir, who has been turned into a dragon by a curse sourced in Andvari's ring and gold which he's protecting. Sigurd has Regin make him a sword, which he tests by striking the anvil. The sword shatters, so he has Regin make another. This also shatters. Finally, Sigurd has Regin make a sword out of the fragments that had been left to him by Sigmund. The resulting sword, Gram, cuts through the anvil.”

If ASOIAF and this story are related, it could mean that the ASOIAF equivalent to Sigmund either kills a dragon (Dany? Aegon? one of the 3 actual dragons?) or the ASOIAF equivalent to Fafnir, which is very likely Tyrion.

The story includes a sword that takes 3 times to forge, which sounds a lot like the Azor Ahai story…and some here have thrown out the idea that Jaime may be somehow involved in the reforging of Ice/Lightbringer (possibly by Gendry's smithing abilities when Jaime is brought to the BWB/Stoneheart by Brienne?)

In addition to this Sigurd’s tale also includes Brynhildr who he falls in love with. I think Bryhildr = Brienne in the ASOIAF tale because:

1. Brynhildr is a shieldmaiden. A shieldmaiden was a woman who had chosen to fight as a warrior in Scandinavian folklore and mythology.
2. Also Brynhildr was ordered to decide a fight between two kings, Hjalmgunnar and Agnar, and knew that Odin preferred the older king, Hjalmgunnar, yet she decided the battle for Agnar. Well she (Brynhildr) chose the wrong king and later cursed by Odin.... In the case of ASOIAF she, Brienne, chose Renly who was the wrong king.
3. Lastly, when Sigurd's funeral pyre was aflame, she threw herself upon it...This may be foreshadowed by back in COK when Melisandre was burning the Seven, the “Maiden” appeared to be laying on top of and embracing the “Warrior”.
This post was edited on 3/22/14 at 1:12 am
Posted by ladytiger118
Member since Aug 2009
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Posted on 3/22/14 at 8:07 am to
Great theory and a lot of great parallels. But I'm still wary about Jaime killing Tyrion; now Jaime killing Cersei is definitely something that I think will happen.
Posted by 19
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Posted on 3/22/14 at 1:39 pm to
Jaime being the hero...I could get behind that theory big time.
GRRM could make Cersei his victim.

I fear for Tyrion and his arc. The signs for his decline are obvious. I hope too obvious. (Fingers crossed)

The Jaime Targ thy could keep the kinslayer curse at bay at least.
Posted by ladytiger118
Member since Aug 2009
20922 posts
Posted on 3/22/14 at 5:04 pm to
Completely agree .

Would love to see Jaime sit on the IT at the end. Would be shocking to both readers and Hodors alike.
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