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re: Crackpot ASOIAF Theories SPOILERS
Posted on 12/4/13 at 4:35 pm to Papercutninja
Posted on 12/4/13 at 4:35 pm to Papercutninja
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I'm guessing new thread and then transition back to crackpot?
Yep
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Posted on 12/4/13 at 6:01 pm to ladytiger118
I can't find the pdf for the new novella. A little help?
Posted on 12/4/13 at 6:26 pm to ladytiger118
So since I'm desperate for Season 4, I'm going to post my favorite fanmade trailers. 
Chaos
A Hero Will Rise
Sail
Rains of Castamere
The Dark Knight
Okay, I admit I have a problem, but how can I help myself with how GRRM writes so slow?
Chaos
A Hero Will Rise
Sail
Rains of Castamere
The Dark Knight
Okay, I admit I have a problem, but how can I help myself with how GRRM writes so slow?
Posted on 12/4/13 at 6:29 pm to Papercutninja
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Papercutninja
saintcroy@gmail.com
I'm offshore currently but I'll read it when I get in..
Thanks
Posted on 12/4/13 at 6:43 pm to Josh Fenderman
Look towards the bottom of page 287
Posted on 12/4/13 at 11:14 pm to CCT
What spoilers were in the South Park episode tonight? I just started watching it on Comedy Central but not from the beginning; will go watch that on my DVR tomorrow.
Posted on 12/4/13 at 11:41 pm to Hu_Flung_Pu
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Could Jon be the Lightbringer? Rhaegar was AA and Lyanna was Nissa Nissa. Rhaegar put the sword (his seed) into Lyanna and sacrificed her (sickness?) creating Jon (Lightbringer)
I'm on page 293 and holy shite I cannot wait to catch up.
Posted on 12/4/13 at 11:47 pm to John McClane
It's very possible (and likely, IMO) that Jon is the literal Lightbringer, the balance of the force between ice and fire, the one to vanquish the long winter/night. I think he'll have more to do with saving the Realm than Dany.
Posted on 12/5/13 at 9:44 am to CCT
I got an epub from that. I was looking for pdf if anyone can help me find it.
Posted on 12/5/13 at 10:08 am to ladytiger118
Halfway through DWD reread. I think its my second favorite book now. Other than Dany chapters, she becomes such a whiny worthless bitch.
Posted on 12/5/13 at 10:10 am to Josh Fenderman
Email for Pdf
Posted on 12/5/13 at 10:12 am to ladytiger118
And about the South Park parody...
Have there ever been descriptions of weiners in the series? I cant think of any other than Tyrion talking about whores making him hard.
There are a lot more descriptions about young girls getting wet and filled with seed and whatnot which is even creepier.
Have there ever been descriptions of weiners in the series? I cant think of any other than Tyrion talking about whores making him hard.
There are a lot more descriptions about young girls getting wet and filled with seed and whatnot which is even creepier.
This post was edited on 12/5/13 at 10:13 am
Posted on 12/5/13 at 10:18 am to Cosmo
There's basically no wiener talk in the books, but tons of wieners in the series, that's what they're basing all of the dick jokes off of. The spoiler was in the second episode with Joffrey dying, except he was killed by floppy wieners, I think.
No season 4 spoilers in episode 3. The Red Robin Wedding was pretty funny.
No season 4 spoilers in episode 3. The Red Robin Wedding was pretty funny.
Posted on 12/5/13 at 10:24 am to Papercutninja
This post was edited on 12/5/13 at 12:50 pm
Posted on 12/5/13 at 10:27 am to Cosmo
Tyrion's stubby pink mast when he is with Sansa.
Hodor's manhood swaying in the wind at the hot springs in winterfell. That was a lot like the show iirc, with Osha commenting.
Hodor's manhood swaying in the wind at the hot springs in winterfell. That was a lot like the show iirc, with Osha commenting.
Posted on 12/5/13 at 10:27 am to kingbob
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The spoiler was in the second episode with Joffrey dying, except he was killed by floppy wieners, I think
I think they said Joff was poisoned then slapped by a bunch of floppy weiners.
Posted on 12/5/13 at 10:31 am to Cosmo
I definitely thought the wiener references were over the top; I can only think of 3 that GoT showed over 3 seasons: Hodor, Theon, random male prostitute from S3.
Other than that I thought the episodes were hilarious.
Other than that I thought the episodes were hilarious.
Posted on 12/5/13 at 10:33 am to Josh Fenderman
That term reminds me of Sam and Gilly in AFFC 
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. Posted on 12/5/13 at 10:50 am to ladytiger118
They were definitely over the top on South Park. I wouldn't go as far as saying George R.R. Martin doesn't like to describe weiners though. Hard or floppy.
The way Butters always said George R.R. Martin made me giggle every time for some reason.
The way Butters always said George R.R. Martin made me giggle every time for some reason.
Posted on 12/5/13 at 3:12 pm to Josh Fenderman
I laughed harder than my girlfriend did when i told her that henceforth my cock shall be referred to as The Sword of the Morning
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