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Apparently, the Washington Commanders are adding a mascot to their rebrand and its down to two options... How about neither?
(The Spun)
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JackieTreehorn40 months
Just use a butt plug
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Lynxrufus201240 months
How about a Hammer and Sickle? Washington Commies!
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DVinBR40 months
Redskins and their mascot is an indian
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La Place Mike40 months
The Noble Red Man was better.
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hg40 months
How tame. What a shitty organization.
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3deadtrolls40 months
They really should have just kept Washington Football Team as an FU to the league.
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deernaes40 months
Can't believe no one has said "Porkskins" yet....
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s240 months
since this is an NFL team and they are representing Washington DC, shouldn't they be the Washington Comrades. Woke communist bastards.
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bayoucook40 months
The dog mascot is very offense to my dog & my wife takes offense to the pig.
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StupidBinder40 months
Should have just left it Football Team
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Robber DeNiro40 months
Somebody said the Porkskins lol, I'm crying.
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BobABooey40 months
I vote for the pig. Diehard fans would be “piggers.”
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Deltatiger40 months
I'm pretty sure that's Chase from Paw Patrol...lol.
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VolNavy9840 months
Chase is on the case.
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CaptainsWafer40 months
Where are Ryders parents, and who the F is funding the paw patrol?
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HoustonGumbeauxGuy40 months
Might as well go with the Sean Taylor mannequin
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Water Mocassin40 months
Not exactly what comes to mind when you think “ Commanders.”
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A. Dixon Your Face40 months
I'm assuming the hog is a call back to the "The Hogs" nickname for their dominant OL in the late 80's and early 90's? If that's the case just make Mark Schlereth the mascot.
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TouchdownTony40 months
The Hogs name was given to the 82 team.

From Wikipedia
"Who were the members of the Washington Redskins Hogs?
Yet, the constant was Gibbs himself and several original “Hogs:” Russ Grimm, Joe Jacoby, Jeff Bostic and Don Warren (tight end). Tight end Rick “Doc” Walker, guard Fred Dean, guard Mark May and tackle George Starke were the other original members in 1982."
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SmelvinRat40 months
The Foreskins...
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jimmy the leg40 months
Pork - how appropriate.
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3down1040 months
I'm not sure they could be more generic if they tried.
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s240 months
similar to Ole Miss Bears; not even a mascot in a bear costume. woke bastards in sports is a joke.
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DotBling40 months
Gay. They should just use the alphabet people flag for caving to the woke retards.
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