While his family was waiting for him to host a party over the weekend, Johnny Manziel was a no-show. They couldn't find him for hours, but eventually got a hold of kid. You know, he was just off drawing on his friend's faces....

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The Torch

Johnny never passes out with all the molly in his system

Reply•84 months

AlbertMeansWell

Larry, you just wish it was you who he was drawing on.

Reply•84 months

DoubleDown

This sounds awful but I no longer feel bad for this guy. Can we get a tigerdroppings pool going for when J.M. dies? I'd like to select the month/day/year (pretty sure it'll be 2016)

Reply•84 months

Nix to Twillie

Larry's Johnny stories get the most hits on this site because everyone comments on how much they hate them. Stop commenting and they'll go away.

Reply•84 months

geauxscott

watch out Johnny... haven't you seen the movie The Lost Boys? That dude is a vampire.

Reply•84 months

floyd of pink

You're so fricking obsessed it's way beyond pathetic.

Reply•84 months

randomways

He's just trying to transform his friends into replicas of his beloved Mike Evans. He's been searching for someone to fill that painful hole in his passing game for two years. Is it his fault he's a terrible artist?

Reply•84 months

We don't care about this loser!!! Wasted space.

Reply•84 months

AthensRattler

it would be funny if it turned out the guy was dead. Like you try to wake him up to tell him to scrub the dick off his face and he never comes to.

Reply•84 months

dabigfella

lol is johnny an anti-semite now? I see that hitler stache, how is the media not all over this antisemitism from JFF

Reply•84 months

whodatfan

Thats probably an outline of his own dick.

Reply•84 months

DrSteveBrule

If Larry Leo had a son, he would like Johnny manziel

Reply•84 months

MoarKilometers

I 100% knew the day a jff dick pic was available Larry would share it.

Reply•84 months

SECdragonmaster

My only thought is that JF is a terrible artist. The balls are square on that drawing. He needs a stronger creative game if he is gonna try and draw a johnson on a forehead.

Reply•84 months

Walt OReilly

Keep the Johnny stories coming Larry.

Reply•84 months

DownSouthCrawfish

Oh this is sooo terrible. How could he.....

Reply•84 months

vodkacop

Meh it's the friends fault for bringing a weak arse drinking game. First to pass out gets shite done to. That's always been the rule. Everybody knows this.

Reply•84 months

gumbeaux

I wonder if he was passes out from drinking or from drugs.

84 months

NorthshoreTiger76

Let JFF be a kid!

Reply•84 months

Shakita Bonita

He just absolutely does not give a frick

Reply•84 months

Signal Soldier

Kid needs to grow up...