Here's The Dude Cowboys RB Ezekiel Elliott Allegedly Hit In Bar Incident

Lindsey Vonn has volunteered to reset it with her vagina.

He's going to change his name to DJ Paid

"You broked-ed my nose!"

Happy Birthday DTrain. I got you a broken nose!

Dtrain bout to get paid

This black on black crime has got to stop!

Break nose [ENGAGE]

Now, he's really gonna have a party, SUCKER!!!!!

Any chance Elliot is left handed?

Thug

Another fine Urban Meyer product.

Yeah he is going to need a breathe right strip or two.

Bet he didn't look at the baws hands.

He dead...

Gotta admit... that schnoz could be easily mistaken for a punching bag.

That's not gonna breathe right

Zeke got upset when he found out he was in a gay bar... again.

Well I guess it was not the thriller in Manila or the rope a dope he just got clocked .

Glad elliot got picked by the cowboys. The blue completes his black mega man look.

Dude probably talked shite then turned bitch after losing the fight. Probably not a bad business decision, though - as long as he doesn't mind being the guy who made his fortune by getting his arse whipped. Maybe he and Conor McGregor can be friends.